With Christmas approaching I have a story to tell
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the forums
Not a user was stirring, not even a mod;
Gamers were sleeping soundly, Mtn Dew scent in the air
And dreaming that a new deal soon would be there;
The cheap asses were nestled all snug in their twin beds,
With visions of empty wallets dancing in their heads
I was laying in bed in my Notre Dame shirt
I had just shut down my Xbox and finished eating dessert,
When on my phone there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see if there was new chatter.
Away to the desk I flew like a flash,
Slid open the lock screen and threw up the app.
When what to my squinting eyes did appear,
But a notification that a deal was here
Turns out it was

ing nothing but crap
I grumbled and went back to bed to continue my nap.