[quote name='Scrubking']A post from Quack that is longer than 2 sentences on the VS board???

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After reading this, I decided to look at the last twenty or so posts Scrub has made in the VS forum to see how verbose he normally is, since he seems to think that it matters.
[quote name='Scrubking']He should buy and begin to wear a pink pimp suit with a big pimp hat and matching cane so that when he is proven innocent he can call all the dems bitches with the proper attire.[/QUOTE]
One sentence.
[quote name='Scrubking']In the early day when LEGAL immigrants came here from all over the world they where happy to be here, to take up the American flag and proclaim their loyalty to this wonderful and free country. Although they kept their heritage alive they were now Americans and proud of it.
rs say. The WTC memorToday, though, America is full of ungrateful America Haters who would rather see our soldiers get slaughtered than for our country to prevail in freeing the middle east. They would rather demonize our own troops for selfish gain, appeasing our enemies, than band together for a just cause - no matter how good or bad it is being handled. The news waves are saturated with anti-american rhetoric and eveyrwhere you turn people who dare call themselves Americans do nothing but blame America for everything that happens. Thousands were murdered at the WTC, it was our fault the America haters say. Islamic murderous, terrorist scum want to wipe out all people's and religions not their own, its America's fault the haters say. People are starving in Africa, its Americas fault the hateial, where thousands died, wants to be turned into a hate America first center. Illegals are invading our country by the truckload, but America haters say let them come and freely break the law.
Why do these people who so utterly hate our country live in it? Why do they enjoy its freedoms and privelages only to defame it at every chance? What ever happened to loving your country and wanting to fight for it? Protect it? Uphold its honor and name?[/QUOTE]
Thirteen, with a couple of excusable fragments at the end. Very good syntax as well.
[quote name='Scrubking']There is a difference between disagreeing with your country and demonizing it. Saying that we might have problems in Gitmo is one thing, but calling it a Nazi camp and our soldiers the gestapo is another like our "good american" Turban did.
See the difference??
This country is full of people who can't simply disagree and civily try to work together to make things right. They have to attack, demonize and run the name of our country into the ground.
What ever happened to keeping our problems in house? Instead America Haters have to take public stages and shout to the world how bad we are and how much better they are than us.[/QUOTE]
Seven.
[quote name='Scrubking']You guys should post sexy pics of Kennedy and the others who have called for rove to be imprisoned cause very soon they are gonna be his little bitches.[/QUOTE]
One.
[quote name='Scrubking']*Cue pimp music
*Cue pimp daddy Rove walking up the capitol stairs with his sexy democrat bitches walking behind.

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One.
[quote name='Scrubking']Yeah, They are shattered.
Shattered that they haven't recieved their check from Osama for their kids "martyrdom"[/QUOTE]
One. The semicolon is your friend; embrace him.
[quote name='Scrubking']So this is a ridulous rant about how the daily show isn't as radically liberal as it should be?
If only you people realized that the daily show isn't supposed to be a liberal talk show. IT's supposed to be a comedy show that makes fun of the news. NOT POLITICS. Of course Stewart and his liberal agenda changed all that and now the radicals on this board kiss his ass and hail him as a saviour. Hence this dumb thread.[/QUOTE]
Four. Again, you got period-happy.
[quote name='Scrubking']So you are telling me that NASA sent people to the moon way back when with crappy tech yet can't launch a friggin space shuttle cause the darn thing keeps falling apart??
WTF??
If I was one of those astonauts I would call in sick and let someone else go.[/QUOTE]
Two.
[quote name='Scrubking']*Cue pimp music[/QUOTE]
No. And man, no matter how many threads I see this joke in, it's still funny...
[quote name='Scrubking']1. They are allegations.
2. Considering how many wackos hate bush, cheney, haliburton this is probably a lie or an exageration
3. I find it funny how democrats are constantly demonizing our troops yet are quick to complain when they supposedly get spoiled food. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Haliburton is involved.

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Four. Good on ya there.
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Stewart is clearly a liberal. I can remember when he had a radical liberal on his show and did not care that the guest reffered to conservatives as "neo cons" and even joined in the name calling himself. And whenever he has a conservative on he acts sarcastic and makes fun of everything they say. The best evidence of his political leanings is how radical liberals kiss his ass and worship him.
Steward killed the daily show. I used to like the daily show a lot until he turned it into a radical, political piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
Six.
[quote name='Scrubking']Thanks, but that site is too objective and unbiased for me. I only get my news from radical sites with wackos who do nothing but think up conspiracies and ways to demonize Bush.

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Two.
[quote name='Scrubking']Let's just say that the guest wasn't using the term to warm up to conservatives.[/QUOTE]
Eins, as ze Germans say.
[quote name='Scrubking']Anyone can quote news sources, create incredible correlations then use them to support their cause.
It doesn't matter anyway. Whatever Bush does you people try to make it look bad. If he raises the terror alert you call bullshit. If he doesn't then you say he doesn't care about terrorism.
Not to mention Bush isn't to blame for journalists chasing down a terrorist. Don't tell me Bush is to blame for what reporters do now too.

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Six, not counting the slight period overindulgence.
[quote name='Scrubking']PAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
THOSE QUESTIONS WILL MAKE THE THESE RADICAL LIB'S HEADS EXPLODE!!!
Wait. In that case continue.[/QUOTE]
Three. You sure do love them periods.
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Their Heads Are Gonna
Sh' Plode!!!!!!!!
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One. Also,
never use size 4; the font looks absolutely ridiculous at that size. Go all-the-way-
LIVE with some
5 action, and bold it so the characters aren't so skinny.
[quote name='Scrubking']In case you are planning on frequenting this board let me welcome you properly.

YOU BITCH MOTHA

A!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Two... I guess? I don't think hyperbolic rage counts as a sentence. Let's make it one.
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Do you expect us to believe you ever did??

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Uno.
[quote name='Scrubking']A post from Quack that is longer than 2 sentences on the VS board???

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One as well.
So, out of his last ninteen posts, seven exceeded two sentences, and four exceeded four sentences.
But, it doesn't matter to begin with. Someone's intelligence and comprehension have nothing to do with their verbosity. People who know that what they have to say is worth hearing understand that they should get to the point in as few words as possible, wasting as little of their reader's time as needed.