"Go the F**k to Sleep" - a "Children's" book

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The #1 best selling book on Amazon right now.

Haha. My favorite review:
[quote name='"[B']It made my four year old cry!!![/B]"]This is the worst goodnight book I've ever read. It made my four year old cry every single night I read it to him. And then just the other night when it was time to put his baby brother down, he said, "Why won't he go the f*** to sleep?" What sort of lesson is that?

I don't normally give one star reviews. I would have given this a two star review if the authors had used a better word like "fudge" or "flock", as in "Go the Flock to Sleep", but now, thanks to this horrible book, my four year old is using the f-word every day and my baby son just said "flluch", so his first word was the f-word. Am I supposed to tell him this when he gets older? "Son, your first word was the f-word"? What's he going to grow up to be now? A tattoo parlor artist? A Democrat? This book is a disgrace.[/QUOTE]

Just thought this was awesome and wanted to share.:bouncy:

Also amusing:
All My Friends Are Dead
Monsters Eat Whiny Children
That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale
I Hate Everything

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The Taking Tree: A Selfish Parody by Shrill Travesty
 
Yeah, there's business in satire of kids' stuff for adults or cutesy, dumbing-down/satire of adults' stuff for kids. I guess it's somehow entertaining (and worth your money) if you haven't got anything better to do with your money or your mind.

The Kids-book-but-with-"f*ck"-in-it I've never seen in person, but somebody gave my wife a "lullaby" album of Radiohead tunes (they make them for other artists, too). It was awful, it's unbearable. WHY is all I could think. WHY would you subject your kid to this pap when you could just play them the real thing?

And fucking novelty t-shirts for toddlers, you can't escape 'em. People will pay $20+ for a rock tee for their infant/toddler. Kid couldn't give a damn, he/she's just planning on taking a squirt all over it. Still, it's worth it for those 5 total uses it'll get at the park. I've seen 'em all, metallica, the clash, ramones, you name it. Parents just beaming over it, kid looking stupid. Yeah, right on, your kid is sooo punk in his $25 onesie. fuck corporate greed!

It all comes down to the parents and their bullshit disposable incomes. They don't want to take the time to have hobbies/interests of their own, they just take old abandoned interests and somehow force them on the "look at the baby, look at the baby" mindset. I hate going to the park and mingling with these assholes.
 
OK, I wouldn't plunk down the money for it, but hearing it being read aloud by Samuel L. Jackson is awesome. It's pretty much tailor made for him to read.
 
I tried to get this ordered for my library district, and was overruled by my library administrators.

However, they did approve the book "All My Friends Are Dead." Go figure.

I don't have any children, but I have been known to yell at my cats when they are noisy late at night, "Shut up and go the fuck to sleep!"
 
First off (and somehow nobody's mentioned it): it's free here

This is hilarious. I like how they feel the need the repeat the title several times before it actually starts.

However, I despise that they want me to download crap to listen to it.
 
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