[quote name='dabamus']I was told it was from a local chain that the guy works at that just had too much scuff on the case for them to sell but it works.
I have his name, phone number, email address, and where he works.
I am emailing him now about it.
If he doesn't reply, what do you guys think I should do? Show up where he works and explain he was selling stuff that they threw away/gave away for being broken? Give his number to /b/ as looking for hookups at 3AM EST? (I'm in Ohio)
Any ideas?[/QUOTE]
Here's an idea: Grow a brain. You're

ing retarded for accepting anything from Craigslist, or anyone in general for that matter, without first ensuring that it functions in the way you were led to believe it would function. I bet you also send money to Nigeria in the hopes of recovering your great, great, great, mega-great uncle's lost treasure.
In all seriousness, though, the only choice you have is quite obvious. You have to regain your honor and kill the guy and marry his wife. We'll only think less of you if you don't.