[quote name='taiidanx'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Mr Unoriginal'][quote name='JimmieMac']You have to fight me, bare knuckled on your Mom's front lawn before you are ever truly accepted.[/quote]
You're getting off light, I had to duel him with our meat swords.[/quote]
Who drew first blo...ew. Nevermind.[/quote]
Reminds me of this species of worms I read about. I forgot the exact name, but it means "penis fencing". Bascially All the species is male and during mating season they fight. Basically they poke and weave with thier er... meat swords and the first to strike the other is injected with his spermatoza. The losing "he" becomes a she and must carry the offspring.
Talk about insult to injury.[/quote]
What a moral outrage!
I am currently petitioning Congress to outlaw this particular worm for crimes against Jesus Christ, god, and nature!