Hillarious Ebay Auction

[snorlaxgb]

http://www.digg.com/offbeat_news/Some_Crazy_Guy_s_Insane_EBay_Auction_Is_he_Retarded
Priceless :lol:

 

[Whambamm]

So wrong on so many levels, but still made me chuckle.

 

[2poor]

 

[daphatty]

I call bullshit.

 

[whoknows]

[quote name='daphatty']I call bullshit.[/QUOTE]
Bid on it and tell us if it is

 

[pop311]

WTF MAN!!!, that's MY ing towel

 

[Moxio]

He looks like a fat Dwight.

And I would NOT want Dwight jizz to greet me after my shower.

 

[RedvsBlue]

Why do I get the feeling the person who listed this isn't the same person in the picture? I'm gonna make sure I'm more careful about what my friends take pictures of my doing from now on...

 

[jPoD]

That's just ing disgusting.

 

[mcgavin27]

I love your sig jpod.

 

[radjago]

This reminds me of a guy I know doing something similar.

http://cgi.ebay.com/RED-Human-Hair-...1QQihZ003QQcategoryZ60188QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I think his listing is funnier.

 

[Kayden]

I thought ebay's TOS had specific rules against shit like that?

 

[Liquid 2]

 

[D4rkN1ght]

[quote name='Moxio']I would NOT want Dwight jizz to greet me after my shower.[/QUOTE]

would you prefer someone else's jizz to greet you?



OP i want to know what you were searching for on ebay that made you run across this...

 

[2poor]

[quote name='D4rkN1ght']would you prefer someone else's jizz to greet you?



OP i want to know what you were searching for on ebay that made you run across this...[/quote]

He gave you a link to digg, not ebay.

 

[kmartbum001]

years of unrecognized hard work...

 

[Graystone]

"Artificial insemination device (just wet it and wipe it)"

 

[jPoD]

[quote name='mcgavin27']I love your sig jpod.[/QUOTE]

thanks

 

[shieryda]

[quote name='jPoD']thanks[/quote]

I am ing dying laughing at that sig!

 

[jPoD]

It's gone. Casey said it was too big Anyone resize?

 

[Moxio]

[quote name='jPoD']It's gone. Casey said it was too big Anyone resize?[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately it would be impossible to make small enough without removing a drastic amount of the frames, which are what make the sig funny anyways.

 

[Dick Tracy]

Lame.

Seriously.

Why was this dugg?

(Oh. I know. Because it's worthless.)