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Now there's hope for you losers. Someday you may actually have sex with something that at least closely resembles a real woman. Now, you'll probably have to keep giving your credit card number at $1.99 a minute to talk to a real woman about sex but someday you might actually have something to replace that always deflating date under your beds.

Japanese develop 'female' android
By David Whitehouse
Science editor, BBC News website

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Professor Ishiguru (r) stresses the importance of appearance

Japanese scientists have unveiled the most human-looking robot yet devised - a "female" android called Repliee Q1.

She has flexible silicone for skin rather than hard plastic, and a number of sensors and motors to allow her to turn and react in a human-like manner.

She can flutter her eyelids and move her hands like a human. She even appears to breathe.

Professor Hiroshi Ishiguru of Osaka University says one day robots could fool us into believing they are human.

Repliee Q1 is not like any robot you will have seen before, at least outside of science-fiction movies.

She is designed to look human and although she can only sit at present, she has 31 actuators in her upper body, powered by a nearby air compressor, programmed to allow her to move like a human.

We have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her Prof Hiroshi Ishiguru

"I have developed many robots before," Repliee Q1's designer, Professor Ishiguru, told the BBC News website, "but I soon realised the importance of its appearance. A human-like appearance gives a robot a strong feeling of presence."

Designed to look human

Before Repliee Q1, Professor Ishiguru developed Repliee R1 which had the appearance of a five-year-old Japanese girl.

Its head could move in nine directions and it could gesture with its arm. Four high-sensitivity tactile sensors were placed under the skin of its left arm that made the android react differently to differing pressures.

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Scientists think that, one day, robots could fool us into believing they were human

The follow-up has the appearance of a Japanese woman. To program her motion, a computer analysed the motions of a human and used them as a template for the way Repliee Q1 moves.

She can be designed to follow the movement of a human wearing motion sensors or to act independently.

"Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."

Professor Ishiguru believes that it may prove possible to build an android that could pass for a human, if only for a brief period.

"An android could get away with it for a short time, 5-10 seconds. However, if we carefully select the situation, we could extend that, to perhaps 10 minutes," he said.

"More importantly, we have found that people forget she is an android while interacting with her. Consciously, it is easy to see that she is an android, but unconsciously, we react to the android as if she were a woman."

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That's the best you have?

Why not go find an article from democraticunderground.com to rebut me with. Your comebacks are lamer than Quackzilla's and that's saying something.

I sense hostility in your response. Must suck being a virgin at this point in life.
 
[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']OMG U DIDn'T SERCH TEH ENTIRE WEBSITE!1!1!!! ITZ BEEN TEH POSTDED!1!1!!!

U R TEH LOSER!11!

Spoken like a true virgin.[/QUOTE]

Um, thats what we do? You dont search before you post?

LAME.

Also, you're attacking people in a web forum... angry because your Pocket Anus and bookmarks of Goatse websites dont get you off anymore?



Mods,
Once again, please ban this person. This $$$$$$ry is making us less straight.
 
[quote name='MrBadExample']Don't make her too smart or she'll vote Democratic. :lol:

Keep your laws off of my robotic womb!!![/QUOTE]

Now that's a worthy response.

Good job.

[quote name='Mookyjooky']Um, thats what we do? You dont search before you post?

LAME.

Also, you're attacking people in a web forum... angry because your Pocket Anus and bookmarks of Goatse websites dont get you off anymore?



Mods,
Once again, please ban this person. This $$$$$$ry is making us less straight.[/QUOTE]

Take a Midol before you visit and post here. It's obvious your period is bothering you.
 
[quote name='E-Z-B']Looks like PAD can finally give his old girlfriend "the boot"

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and you DONT want to know what he does with that poor electronic dogs tail...................
 
[quote name='stocker08']and you DONT want to know what he does with that poor electronic dogs tail...................[/QUOTE]

You have a sick mind. :puke:
 
[quote name='elprincipe']You have a sick mind. :puke:[/QUOTE]

...................i also have a sick and dying grandma, who we keep in the attic.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Mods,
Once again, please ban this person. This $$$$$$ry is making us less straight.[/QUOTE]

Nah, it's more fun to just rip on PAD when he makes threads like this. :D
 
[quote name='E-Z-B']Nah, it's more fun to just rip on PAD when he makes threads like this. :D[/QUOTE]

I think it takes all the fun out of it when he knows he's a loser though.... I'd rather see the trash taken out.
 
Here's a perfect opportunity for somebody like Dr. David Hager, a Bush appointee to the FDA (Reproductive Drugs or somesuch board), to have as much anal sex as he wants to without lying to his wife.

http://www.thenation.com/docprint.mhtml?i=20050530&s=mcgarvey

Also, since it's a soulless robot, he won't be committing infidelity! How great is that?

Ken Mehlman hopes that, someday soon, they will make a boy robot, replete with a moustache, for him to wear.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Here's a perfect opportunity for somebody like Dr. David Hager, a Bush appointee to the FDA (Reproductive Drugs or somesuch board), to have as much anal sex as he wants to without lying to his wife.

http://www.thenation.com/docprint.mhtml?i=20050530&s=mcgarvey

Also, since it's a soulless robot, he won't be committing infidelity! How great is that?

Ken Mehlman hopes that, someday soon, they will make a boy robot, replete with a moustache, for him to wear.[/QUOTE]
If this gynecologist repeatedly can't find the "right" hole with his wife, he's gonna need a couple of schematics and a lot of tech support to find anything on the robot.
 
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