How to make hot chocolate, with guest star God!

[bokch0y]

The secrets of making good hot chocolate at work as outlined by me, God. #1 Use two packets of cocoa mix. If the office manager wants to get up in your face about it smite him, usually making one or two of his kids a cripple will suffice. #2 Use two coffee stirrers to mix your drink. I don't know why but the shaqfutard who designed these things made them too flimsy. Perhaps it has to do with a prior smiting incident. #3 Put the cocoa in first then add hot water to the top, stir. This should reduce the level of water as the powder dissolves in the water. Top it off with cold water. Nobody likes a burned tongue, not even my boy Jesus 2Fast2Furious Christ. He died for your rims after all.


**Disclaimer yeah I know I'm not God, and probably not funny. I did just steal 5 seconds of your life though sucka**

 

[Cornfedwb]

.....

Odd way to start posting is about all I can say.

 

[Mookyjooky]

Jezus iz alwayz sport'n da bling...

He'z an Icy Hot Stunnaz

 

[zionoverfire]

](*,)

 

[Cornfedwb]

^^

You know this is not spam right? Its random crap, and makes no sense.. but its not spam.

 

[bokch0y]

[quote name='Cornfedwb'].....

Odd way to start posting is about all I can say.[/quote]


Thanks just doing my part.

 

[Mookyjooky]

[quote name='zionoverfire']](*,) [/quote]

oya, it's gotta be spam....if you read it backwards it says

"Enlarge your pen 15 size 2 day!"

 

[Trancendental]

O man that was hilarious

 

[zionoverfire]

[quote name='Cornfedwb']^^

You know this is not spam right? Its random crap, and makes no sense.. but its not spam.[/quote]

:shock: random crap with no point that's not even funny = spam. I think most people would agree that help1's polls were spam and so is this.

 

[whoknows]

thats not how you make hot chocolate, what you really do is make someone make it and serve it to you. In most cases the person that makes it for you will just dump it on you, but hey you atleast got your hot chocolate

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

:lol:

 

[jaykrue]

[quote name='bokch0y']Nobody likes a burned tongue, not even my boy Jesus 2Fast2Furious Christ. He died for your rims after all.[/quote]

 

[Trakan]

[quote name='jaykrue']

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[y2jrevolution]

 

[Javery]

[quote name='jaykrue'][quote name='bokch0y']Nobody likes a burned tongue, not even my boy Jesus 2Fast2Furious Christ. He died for your rims after all.[/quote]

[/quote]

Excellent.

 

[Mookyjooky]

JK! ;-)

 

[Greetard]

[quote name='Mookyjooky']

JK! ;-)[/quote]

 

[JimmieMac]

What the fu(k is wrong with you?