I am losing my horny for the xbox 360(UPDATED!)

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Update: EVERYONE GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN REST EASY NOW. I HAVE MY HORNY BACK.
(I found a way to pay for the damn thing. pics of DoA 4 are my kryptonite. Have I mentioned I'm the most wishy-washy person ever?)
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I've got $260 towards the thing, but man, I'm thinking DoA 4 is not enough anymore with all this other good shit coming out. also, with the unreliability of new systems, I'm not sure if I'm feeling this one.

Unless there is some huge development before it comes out...I think mine will be going straight to ebay so I have cash for the 500+ games I want this winter.
 
[quote name='Apossum']I am losing my horny for the xbox 360[/quote]

Your horny? You're losing your horny for the XBox 360?

WTF?
 
I'm thinking DoA 4 is not enough anymore with all this other good shit coming out


what other games are you talking about?
 
[quote name='Apossum']I've lost my horny for the 360[/QUOTE]

Wait it out trust me it's like going on a date with a big girl. At first you can't wait to get the hell out of there. Then It all pays off in the end. For you see her inner beauty and she also sucks *************** a mean *********** with a good **********
 
[quote name='Scorch']Your horny? You're losing your horny for the XBox 360?

WTF?[/QUOTE]

it's called "livening up bland things with a synonym or alternate term." I could've posted "I don't think I am interested in the xbox 360 anymore" or "I am thinking of cancelling my 360 pre-order." Instead, I threw in an obscure simpsons joke that sounds funny on its own and now I'm just digging a hole for myself by explaining a simple joke that really wasn't too complicated to figure out to begin with but had to go questioned anyway, because it's just barely out in left field. *sigh* :lol:

anyway, yeah, shooters and doa aren't keeping my interest at all.....maybe it's the 150+ hours i've spent on DoA:Ultimate, but something tells me I should just wait for reviews of it first, so I'm not getting the same thing as 3.1 or ultimate. Maybe even wait a couple months, to make sure the depth that Team Ninja is promising is really there. If I'm going to buy a system on launch for just one game I should do it wisely. You guys don't realize how rare it is for me to exert this kind of rationality when it comes to games, heh

what other games are you talking about?
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Everything for all the other systems besides the 360 ;-)
 
Wait it out trust me it's like going on a date with a big girl. At first you can't wait to get the hell out of there. Then It all pays off in the end. For you see her inner beauty and she also sucks *************** a mean *********** with a good **********
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:rofl: what if her cooch breaks after 6 months? What I find out that she only does missionary position and it'll take her at least another year to learn other tricks? What if some random dude on the internet offers me $1,000,000 for her on the condition that I've never popped her cherry? these are the questions my stupid logic is asking.
 
questioning need and losing horny are two very different things!!!! j.k. yeah, this thread is useless. :lol:
 
Xbox 360 is looking like more and more of a disappointment everyday, especially when you consider that PS3 will be more powerful and have more developer and fanboy support. Perhaps Xbox 360 will be the next Dreamcast.
 
in retrospect, I should've known there would be some catch.

I bet Nintendo will make up for both the PS3 and 360's over-confidence. Maybe I can convince someone to buy me a 360, cause I don't wanna pay for it ;-)
 
You_Are_Getting_Horny.jpg
 
GAH, nobody got the simpsons reference?

Come on! Watch the episode where Mo goes back to bar school and turns Moe's Tavern into a hip postmod bar.

"Do you have a cure for cancer? That would be great!"

Me, I've never had a horny for the 360.
 
:lol: this thread lives

[quote name='dooddude']so have you lost your horny?[/QUOTE]

yeah, I've reverted to apathy. Unless I see 10's across the board for DoA 4 and Condemned, I could care less.
 
Love the topic title.:applause:

3 months 'til the release of the system, I'm sure you'll regain your 'horny' once we get closer to X360's launch day. We really haven't seen that much, once MS and 3rd parties start releasing more pics/videos of their games, we'll be much more excited.
 
I say wait it out, at least until the first price drop. I know the only game I'm interested in right now is Gears of War, I know there will be others, but I don't want to pay $500 just to play one game.
 
$500? Try about $700 or more once the stupid consumer buys into a presell bundle. Unfortunatley history is repeating itself as the Sega Dreamcast proved. My biggest deal killer was the way microsoft just abandoned the first Xbox by leaving out true backward compatability. Not only is the short lived Xbox useless now but the 360 is not going to have a pre-installed library for early adopters. As much as I hate to say it Microsoft has already lost to Sony. Backwards compatability hurt Nintendo all these years and even they arent abandoning the Cube this time around. So Ill probably wait the whole thing out and go with the Revolution. Also two versions of the 360 will only confuse parents and piss off the kids when they get the cheaper version. Theyll be beggin for a PS3 when it comes out.
 
You think having two versions will just confuse parents? How about it confusing consumers in general. They'll think the cheaper one will be "good enough" and they'll be "good to go." Trust me, take this from someone who works in retail.

MS is really going to bury themselves before the 360 really has a chance in the market. Having multiple versions like this is just fucked up plain and simple. You don't see Nintendo releasing multiple versions of the same system that cheaper versions are crippled like the 360 is. This is just proof that perhaps Microsoft just doesn't understand the gaming market and should of never gotten involved to begin with (and this is coming from a XBox owner mind you).
 
My horny has shot into Oblivion with all my anticipation. Yet like a good condom, my wallet reminds me no matter how much I throw out, it won't be enough warrant a successful transaction.
 
[quote name='-Never4ever-']I'm still as horny as ever ;)[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah me too. When I get my Xbox 360 we are gonna make sweet love all night long... oh yeah!!!... er I mean uh we'll be playing games and stuff... yeah...
 
[quote name='demomanTNA']You think having two versions will just confuse parents? How about it confusing consumers in general. They'll think the cheaper one will be "good enough" and they'll be "good to go." Trust me, take this from someone who works in retail.

MS is really going to bury themselves before the 360 really has a chance in the market. Having multiple versions like this is just fucked up plain and simple. You don't see Nintendo releasing multiple versions of the same system that cheaper versions are crippled like the 360 is. This is just proof that perhaps Microsoft just doesn't understand the gaming market and should of never gotten involved to begin with (and this is coming from a XBox owner mind you).[/QUOTE]


What about "GameBoy","Gamboy slim","Gameboy Color", 'Gameboy Advance", "Gameboy SP", "Nintendo DS"?

Now you can play Gameboy games on a Gamboy color but with only a set of pre-made colors you can switch to UNLESS it says COLOR on the cart, but on my Gameboy Advance you need to play under a nice light, while with my SP you can play anyplace you want without light. But now on" Nintendo DS" you can play "Advance" games but your "Advance" can't play "DS" games, oh and don't forget to reserve the NEW "Gameboy MICRO"!. Now wouldnt You blow your head off telling Mom's and Dad's that about Gameboy's. It's slightly diffrent from XB360 but still as of NOW we still have three versions of Gameboy Advance systems being sold next to each other that play the same games but one unit might have a backlight wich makes it better or another micght be smaller.
 
horn·y Pronunciation (hôrn) adj. horn·i·er, horn·i·est
1. Having horns or hornlike projections.
2. Made of horn or a similar substance.
3. Tough and calloused: horny skin.
4. Vulgar Slang


Which horny is it? I'm guessing 3? .
 
[quote name='Michaellvortega']What about "GameBoy","Gamboy slim","Gameboy Color", 'Gameboy Advance", "Gameboy SP", "Nintendo DS"? [/QUOTE]

Good point, but the difference is that those were released over a long stretch of time, and in most cases the older one is phased out just as the newer ones come into the market.

Microsoft however are throwing out these two different versions of the 360 on the same day. Hopefully you now see what I mean.
 
Nah I don't think it is that big of an issue. Most people that play Xbox that want to get an Xbox 360 probably will get the cheaper version. I dont see whats wrong with that. They are all set up (all they need is a memory card and games and for most people that is all they really want). I really dont think most xbox 360 owners think of being able to go online as a big feature (I don't think I will be going online with my 360 much). I'll still be getting the Premium Version however (see sig).
 
[quote name='demomanTNA']You think having two versions will just confuse parents? How about it confusing consumers in general. They'll think the cheaper one will be "good enough" and they'll be "good to go." Trust me, take this from someone who works in retail.

MS is really going to bury themselves before the 360 really has a chance in the market. Having multiple versions like this is just fucked up plain and simple. You don't see Nintendo releasing multiple versions of the same system that cheaper versions are crippled like the 360 is. This is just proof that perhaps Microsoft just doesn't understand the gaming market and should of never gotten involved to begin with (and this is coming from a XBox owner mind you).[/QUOTE]

Actually, CheapyD put forth an idea in another thread which I'm sure is spot-on. The $300 version was made for Wal-Mart pure and simple. That way they can go "See Wally World the system is really just $300. Only hardcore gamers (i.e. the people Wal-Mart doesn't give a shit about any way) will buy the expensive version with all that stuff you don't really need." You think any one at corporate Wal-Mart knows or cares about the hard drive? All they give a shit about is that they can sell something for $100 cheaper. They will care on Dec 26 when 10s of thousands of them are returned, but that is another story. Anybody that knows what the hell they are buying will not even consider that POS "core system". The average consumer will go "300 for the system plus 40 for a memory card-hey that means I've saving $60. I mean I don't really NEED a wireless controller. Look at all those morons overpaying for stuff they don't need." The sad truth is, people that actually know anything about games, game systems or the industry in general are in the vast minority now. How many copies does madden sell every year? More than Beyond Good and Evil, Ico, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Silent Storm, and a couple dozen more great games combined. The industry has been turned over to the lowest common denominator, and they will buy whatever is cheapest. And Nintendo hasn't had a fucking clue about the gaming market since the fucking SNES. I don't like MS's marketing ploys of late, but it's better than Sony's "fuck you, you'll buy our shit no matter what we put out, when we put it out or how much we charge" or Nintendo's "HD output, surround sound and online play? No one actually uses that." The best game put out exclusively for the Gamecube was Animal Crossing. Good game, but that's the best they could do for an entire cycle? Sad. They should have quit making consoles long ago, and just stuck to games. Maybe if they had, the ones in this generation might have been worth playing. And for the record, they are going to have 3 versions of the GBA plus the DS on sale for the holidays. Nope they never put out multiple versions of the same thing... MS will win this cycle, period. Not because they have the best product, because they don't, but because apparently they are the only ones who don't have their heads shoved entirely up their asses.
 
[quote name='photopants']$500? Try about $700 or more once the stupid consumer buys into a presell bundle. Unfortunatley history is repeating itself as the Sega Dreamcast proved. My biggest deal killer was the way microsoft just abandoned the first Xbox by leaving out true backward compatability. Not only is the short lived Xbox useless now but the 360 is not going to have a pre-installed library for early adopters. As much as I hate to say it Microsoft has already lost to Sony. Backwards compatability hurt Nintendo all these years and even they arent abandoning the Cube this time around. So Ill probably wait the whole thing out and go with the Revolution. Also two versions of the 360 will only confuse parents and piss off the kids when they get the cheaper version. Theyll be beggin for a PS3 when it comes out.[/QUOTE]

Hey, I'm paying EB $800 just so I don't have to spend an entire day in line at Wal-Mart. I hate even going in that store, I'm sure as hell not spending that long there. And besides, anything in the bundle you don't want? Take it back to Wal-Mart on dec 26th. 360 to dreamcast is not a fair comparison. PS2 killed the cast mainly because of it's DVD drive. At release, the PS2 was the cheapest DVD player on the market, period, in US or Japan. Blu-Ray is an unproven format. It may or may not take off. Are people really ready to scrap their DVD libraries less than 10 years later. I think not. Anyone remember Digital VHS, Mini-disc, etc.? Exactly. And even if it does explode the way DVD did, MS is prepared to redo the 360 with a higher capacity drive. Remember, the 360 has more ram, and I'm not sold on this "cell processor" yet. When I see a game that can't be done on the 360 running on the PS3 I'll be impressed. The best Sony had to offer-Fight Night Round 3-EA has built any identical build for the 360 in under 3 months. And there is a reason there is a reduced backwards compatability. They switched chip sets from Nvidia to ATI. That means they have to pay a fee to Nvidia for every game that can run on the 360, which would drive the consumer price up even more. And besides, due to the HD save games, my xbox is not going anywhere any time soon. It would be nice to have full BC, but it's not really that important. The revolution will be a niche system, and Nintendo is fully aware of that. That is why then are going with crap specs and focusing so much on the "downloadable library" (which is by no means going to be free or even cheap). It will be cheap, for Big N fan boys and far inferior to the other two systems. Sony's success will depend on how many units MS can move before the PS3 comes out and the PS3's price point. If MS has 10 million untis in homes and Sony releases the PS3 at $800, it won't remotely matter how good it is. It won't sell more than the 360. Remember, the best system (i.e. highest spec machine) has NEVER won ANY console war. Turbografx, Neo Geo, Xbox, etc. We'll see, of course, but at this point, my money's on MS, even though they seem to keep trying to shoot themselves in the foot with the god awful attitude, pr, system packages, lack of release info, etc. But, you know what, when I'm playing Quake IV on live, I'm not really going to care how much of a moron J Allard is.
 
[quote name='photopants']$500? Try about $700 or more once the stupid consumer buys into a presell bundle. Unfortunatley history is repeating itself as the Sega Dreamcast proved. My biggest deal killer was the way microsoft just abandoned the first Xbox by leaving out true backward compatability. Not only is the short lived Xbox useless now but the 360 is not going to have a pre-installed library for early adopters. As much as I hate to say it Microsoft has already lost to Sony. Backwards compatability hurt Nintendo all these years and even they arent abandoning the Cube this time around. So Ill probably wait the whole thing out and go with the Revolution. Also two versions of the 360 will only confuse parents and piss off the kids when they get the cheaper version. Theyll be beggin for a PS3 when it comes out.[/QUOTE]

Uh yeah or you could just spend $100 more and get the HD (as well as many other things) in the Premium Edition which WILL be backwards compatible ($400 not $700). Dreamcast isn't a very good comparison. Deamcast was made my Sega which had a bad repuation at the time (Microsoft has a huge following now in the U.S. and is starting to get bigger in Japan), Dreamcast was far less powerful then PS2 (Xbox 360 and Ps3 will be very similar in power), Dreamcast had a lack of support from developers (Xbox 360 has a ton of developers that would like to work with it). No offense but you don't really sound like you know what you're talking about. Anyways it seems to me that the status/popularity of the system is more important than the actual games to you...
 
XBOX 360 fell out of favor the day pricing was announced. Sure you can buy the cheaper bundle, but by the time you buy a memory card so you can save your game and an actual game you are still looking at over 400 dollars. Not to mention everything being released is just a graphically improved version of what is already out on the regular XBOX. Expect a fast price drop as your average gamer is not going to plop 400 plus dollars on a new console. Hell, even diehard gamers are turned off by the pricing.
 
[quote name='manofpeace20']XBOX 360 fell out of favor the day pricing was announced. Sure you can buy the cheaper bundle, but by the time you buy a memory card so you can save your game and an actual game you are still looking at over 400 dollars. Not to mention everything being released is just a graphically improved version of what is already out on the regular XBOX. Expect a fast price drop as your average gamer is not going to plop 400 plus dollars on a new console. Hell, even diehard gamers are turned off by the pricing.[/QUOTE]

Well that is why I am doing the free xbox 360 premium edition deal (see sig). I started on Aug 31st and I already have 5 people (just need 3 more). I would be willing to spend $400 for a Xbox 360 PE but if I can get one free why not. Anyways PS3 will most likely be $300 for the basic package too. And once people spend money on a memory card and a game they will also be at around $400. And isn't PS3 also basically a graphically improved version of what is already out on PS2?... Isn't that the case with pretty much all next gen systems??? I'm sorry but I guess I'm missing your point? With the original Xbox most people bought the system and 1 game plus a large number of people bought a smaller controller as well (now isn't that almost $400?) Same thing with the PS2 and GC. The guys that decide these prices aren't gonna make the prices so high that they will turn away everyone (keep in mind that they aren't making any money by selling these consoles either... they make their money through the games that we buy). Bottom line: The Xbox 360 will be $300... just like the vast majority of consoles in the past 10 years.
 
Really I dont care what they do BUT, the day they come out and give a release date they need to say SIKE! just kidding we only have one version and it comes with a HD-Drive and a Harddrive for $349! Got you Sony! Alas that will happen the day Halo 2 becomes cheat free.
 
[quote name='momadaboo']Hmm that's funny my horny is still going quite strong.[/QUOTE]

Ok guys....ive figured it all out. You see, the reason that some people are still horny for the 360 and some arent, is actually very simple. The people who arent still horny are looking at low resolutions videos of DoA4 and arent seeing enough breast with triple implants and butts bigger than J. Lo.

My suggestion is that you all go buy porn so that you can calm yourselves until DoA 4 is $20 and the XBOX 360(the car in which you must own to pick up the ho) is

A) Either more fuel efficient aka a better than launch version
or
B) More choices are on the block so the car you must drive to grab the Ho cost less since that new SUV PS3 is trying to take over the block

Tough decision....but pimpin' ain't easy
 
[quote name='kittie']No vibrating controllers?

I'm also losing my horny.[/QUOTE]

Apparently, that takes so doing.
What manner of treachery is this?

As it is, my intrest for the 360 is hovering at around slim to nil.
I've still far to many games to play on each of the three current machine, games I've yet to play from the previous gen's machines, and even games I've yet to play from the generation before that.

Then there's the handhelds...
 
[quote name='momadaboo']Anyways PS3 will most likely be $300 for the basic package too. And once people spend money on a memory card and a game they will also be at around $400. And isn't PS3 also basically a graphically improved version of what is already out on PS2?... Isn't that the case with pretty much all next gen systems??? I'm sorry but I guess I'm missing your point? With the original Xbox most people bought the system and 1 game plus a large number of people bought a smaller controller as well (now isn't that almost $400?) Same thing with the PS2 and GC. The guys that decide these prices aren't gonna make the prices so high that they will turn away everyone (keep in mind that they aren't making any money by selling these consoles either... they make their money through the games that we buy). Bottom line: The Xbox 360 will be $300... just like the vast majority of consoles in the past 10 years.[/QUOTE]

Actually, the PS3 will be 400 or 500 or maybe more. They have already said that it will be more expensive than your average console, which is why they keep referring to it as a gaming computer, not console. $700+ would honestly not surprise me at all. If the 360 sells 10 million units or so though, Sony's tune will change pretty damn fast. And no, neither the PS3 or 360 games are just graphical improvements. The level of persistent world technology shown in the Getaway for PS3 and the AI in Call of Duty 2 are two examples of things that there is no way in hell the current gen could dream of doing. The 360 prices are official. I have no idea why that is even being discussed... And sony could very well overcharge for the PS3 like they did with the PSP because they are under the false assumption that people will buy their crap no matter what it costs or how big of assholes they become. At this point, it's going to take something DAMN good to get me to buy a PS3. Great chunk of tech, but I'm simply tired of Sony's attitude.
 
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