I broke my phone.

[Trollsmeesh]

Yeah, good job Seth. Somehow I broke my tank of a voyager. I swear, I dropped this thing probably at least once a day, on the street or sidewalk or just any hard surface, no problem, aside from some minor scratches.




So, I run into my cousins room to grab my 360 controller, my jacket gets caught on the door and my phones flys from my pocket, on to the CARPETED ground. I figure, no biggie and pick it up. Go figure, the screen on it is just black, can't do anything.



I somehow broke my ing phone.




Worse part is, my parents are gone all week..so I have to wait until they get back before I can even consider getting a new one.







My Life,
Seth

 

[Sofa King Kool]

It's tough being 14.

 

[whoknows]

Is saying "rents" the cool thing now?

 

[Thongsy]

What is a rents?

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='Sofa King Kool']It's tough being 14.[/quote]


17


[quote name='whoknows']Is saying "rents" the cool thing now?[/quote]

*shrug* Figured I would change it up?

[quote name='Thongsy']What is a rents?[/quote]

Parents.

 

[keithp]

Shouldn't that be 'rents then?

Kids and grammar these days....

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='keithp']Shouldn't that be 'rents then?

Kids and grammar these days....[/quote]


...touche.

 

[smarkbran]

Hang in there man......lol

 

[Hostile]

You don't take care of your things enough to deserve a new phone anyway. Your father should give you a pager and some change for phone booths.

 

[Trollsmeesh]

I don't really know what I expected after making this thread, assholes.

 

[Kirin Lemon]

[quote name='Trollsmeesh']...touche.[/QUOTE]

Touché, even!

 

[Strell]

Talk to the fine people at Omegle. They are wonderful consolers.

 

[Rig]

[quote name='Hostile']You don't take care of your things enough to deserve a new phone anyway. You father should give you a pager and some change for phone booths.[/quote]

QFT. Who the hell drops their phone "once a day"?

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='Rig']QFT. Who the hell drops their phone "once a day"?[/quote]



It was an eggaeration...shit.

 

[Malik112099]

[quote name='Strell']Talk to the fine people at Omegle. They are wonderful consolers.[/quote]

...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: OH MAN

You: ?

Stranger: how hard are you rn

You: kinda?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Malik112099]

[quote name='Strell']Talk to the fine people at Omegle. They are wonderful consolers.[/quote]

looks like he needs to hang himself....thank you omegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: i need to vent

Stranger: ok

Stranger: vent

You: i just broke my voyager cell phone and i cant get a new one till my parents get back in town

Stranger: you're doing good so far

You: MY LIFE IS OVER

Stranger: you should hang yourself

Stranger: it really is the only option

You: think so?

Stranger: yeah you're life is over

Stranger: what will you do without your cel

You: fuuuuuuuuck

Stranger: yeah

You: **gets a rope**

You have disconnected.

 

[slickkill77]

[quote name='Trollsmeesh']It was an eggaeration...shit. [/quote]


Holy Sh*t. Its Exaggeration
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/exaggeration

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='Malik112099']looks like he needs to hang himself....thank you omegle[/quote]




xD Oh my god..that's awesome.




Made me crack up.

 

[Ikohn4ever]

[quote name='Trollsmeesh'][/quote]



unless you are a 17 year old girl that is way too man tongue sticking outs in one thread, get a new shtick

 

[Malik112099]

[quote name='Strell']Talk to the fine people at Omegle. They are wonderful consolers.[/quote]


Seriously...this is my new favorite site

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Mock

Stranger: yea!

You: Ing

Stranger: yea!

You: Bird

Stranger: yea!

You: Yea

Stranger: yea!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='Ikohn4ever']unless you are a 17 year old girl that is way too man tongue sticking outs in one thread, get a new shtick[/quote]

[quote name='Malik112099']Seriously...this is my new favorite site[/quote]


Yeah, this site is amazing.

 

[Malik112099]

omegle is the best shit ever

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hey hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 63/F/your bed

Stranger: sweet

You: hells yeah

Stranger: I'm going to bed now!

 

[Trollsmeesh]

xD God...when did this site happen?

 

[AceSXE]

This thread quickly became a plug for Omegle lol

 

[Malik112099]

Omegle + Kenny Powers = greatness




Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:

You: Kenny Powers here

You: whats the problem?

Stranger: Is that seriously your name?

You: yeah

You: Kenny ING Powers

Stranger: Shit, son.

You: whats the deal?

Stranger: You've got it going on.

Stranger: No deal.

You: why the ing sad face shit?

Stranger: Cause I got sad, shit.

Stranger: Don't be r00d.

You: why?

Stranger: Why to what?

You: dont lay that sad shit on my and act like nothing happened

Stranger: What time is it there?

You: you cant dothat shit to Kenny POwers

Stranger: I NEED TO KNOW

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger: Are you related to Austin Powers?

You: You need to man up or get out of Kenny POwers' face with that shit

Stranger: Manning up.

You: good shit bro

You: now lets do some coke and ride my ing jet ski

Stranger: I'm totally a ing girl shit

You: you're a girl?

Stranger: YES.

You: got big titties?

Stranger: totally

You: I feel like friending someone and I aint talkin facebook

Stranger: If I said I was a dude, would you ask if I had a big dick?

You: whoa

Stranger: Hahahahaha

You: you a dude or a girl with tits?

Stranger: I'm a girl with tits.

You: dont around with Kenny Powers

You: better

Stranger: BECAUSE GIRLS HAVE TITS.

You: damn straight

You: Kenny Powers loves the tits

Stranger: Mmmhm.

You: I'm at the top of my mothering game. You know you want this fine piece of man ass

Stranger: I wish.

You: how about we do some coke and do some topless jet ski action?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Trollsmeesh]

[quote name='AceSXE']This thread quickly became a plug for Omegle lol[/quote]

Fine with me, this is cracking me up.

Spoiler

[quote name='Malik112099']Omegle + Kenny Powers = greatness




Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:

You: Kenny Powers here

You: whats the problem?

Stranger: Is that seriously your name?

You: yeah

You: Kenny ING Powers

Stranger: Shit, son.

You: whats the deal?

Stranger: You've got it going on.

Stranger: No deal.

You: why the ing sad face shit?

Stranger: Cause I got sad, shit.

Stranger: Don't be r00d.

You: why?

Stranger: Why to what?

You: dont lay that sad shit on my and act like nothing happened

Stranger: What time is it there?

You: you cant dothat shit to Kenny POwers

Stranger: I NEED TO KNOW

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger: Are you related to Austin Powers?

You: You need to man up or get out of Kenny POwers' face with that shit

Stranger: Manning up.

You: good shit bro

You: now lets do some coke and ride my ing jet ski

Stranger: I'm totally a ing girl shit

You: you're a girl?

Stranger: YES.

You: got big titties?

Stranger: totally

You: I feel like friending someone and I aint talkin facebook

Stranger: If I said I was a dude, would you ask if I had a big dick?

You: whoa

Stranger: Hahahahaha

You: you a dude or a girl with tits?

Stranger: I'm a girl with tits.

You: dont around with Kenny Powers

You: better

Stranger: BECAUSE GIRLS HAVE TITS.

You: damn straight

You: Kenny Powers loves the tits

Stranger: Mmmhm.

You: I'm at the top of my mothering game. You know you want this fine piece of man ass

Stranger: I wish.

You: how about we do some coke and do some topless jet ski action?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Your convos are the best thus far.

 

[Malik112099]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: Kenny Powers here...whats up?

Stranger: whats up

You: nothing

Stranger: lol erica from san diego

You: hey erica

You: you heard of me?

Stranger: not really

You: you havent heard of Kenny ing Powers?

Stranger: are you dan ashcroft's brother?

You: who the is dan asscroft?

Stranger: you never watched to catch a predator?

You: lets get down to business erica

You: you. me and my sweet ass jetski

Stranger: you got any pics?

You: pics?

You: Im Kenny ing Powers

Stranger: pictures of you

You: do YOU have pics?

Stranger: i do

You: why dont you shoot them Kenny's way and I size you up

Stranger: lol wut

Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has
logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses
of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.

Violation: Solicitation of a minor.

Important warning: If you believe this chat session was logged in error,
please state your reasons to the F.B.I agent currently monitoring this chat.

Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal database and legal action will be taken.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Malik112099]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: it rubs the lotion on its skin

You: Kenny Powers doesnt need ing lotion

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Blackout]

Life sucks and then you die.

 

[Malik112099]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: do you like cows

You: Kenny Powers here, whats up?

Stranger: powerful~

You: Kenny Powers likes cows on his ing hamburgers

Stranger: im vegetarian

You: All Kenny Powers sees is the word pussy

Stranger: you like sticking your dick in pussys

You: yeah

Stranger: weird

You: Im a straight badass and I love pussys

You: Kenny Powers is a pussy magnet

Stranger: how many pussys you crush

You: Kennys Powers has to turn trim away nightly

You: Kenny ing Powers crushes them all

Stranger: so your a virgin

You: Kenny Powers ed more women last night than titties you have seen in person

Stranger: i look at my own a lot

You: thats only 2...I ed 12 women last night

You: I. AM. KENNY. ING. POWERS.

Stranger: you got the clap

You: The clap of thunder as I hurl a ing baseball down the line at 101 mph

Stranger: you are so fake

You: your fake

You: Kenny Powers is the real mothering deal

Stranger: i own a dake

Stranger: *fake

Stranger: or did you mean you're

You: Dont with Kenny Powers with your fake dake bullshit

Stranger: im not fake

Stranger: wanna see nudes?

You: Kenny Powers turns no nudes away unless they are men

Stranger: or better yet

Stranger: i get naked on cam

You: cams...Kenny Powers doesnt to "cams"

Stranger: y not?

You: My persona is too good for the shit quality of a webcam

You: send the nudes my way and we will discuss us

Stranger: i just googled youuuuu

You: yeah

Stranger: and it said your dick was too small

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Malik112099]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: THE STRONG SHALL DEVOUR THE MEEKS REWARD

You: Kenny Powers is strong as

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Malik112099]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Kenny Powers here, whats up?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how are you

You: Im ing great

You: you?

Stranger: i'm good

Stranger: do you have a tumblr?

You: nah, Kenny Powers hates shitty old cars

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Malik112099]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: this is awkward?

You: Kennny Powers is NEVER awkward

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Malik112099]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: clubrsx.com owns you

You: Kenny Powers thinks discontinued cars suck ass

Stranger: wtf bbq

Stranger: rsx>everything else

You: Kenny Powers loves a good ing bbq

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Malik112099]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: The voices tell me to say hi!

You: Kenny Powers says hi back to those weird ing voices

Stranger: i wish the voices would stop talking. They tell me to have waffles for breakfast tomorrow.

You: Kenny Powers thinks a good breakfast is key to badassery

You: listen to those motherers

Stranger: it's worked for me so far

You: Sounds like it, you ing voice hearing crazy internet stranger motherer

Stranger: Exactly, stranger.

You: Kenny Powers wants to know what the you are getting at

Stranger: I wish I knew. The voices just now told me that it's better I don't know though.

You: those guys. Want to know how to get rid of them and lose 15 pounds of ugly fat?

Stranger: In just 2 easy steps, by helping a nigerian prince get his money out of the bank?

You: NO, motherer, by cutting your ing head off

You: Kenny Powers OUT

You have disconnected.

 

[Trollsmeesh]

wow..you crack me up man.

 

[reicaden]

Guys guys... I just got seriously owned, get a load of this:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: herro

You: hey there

Stranger: whats goin on

You: just found this site today... and am totally addicted

You: not much, yourself?

Stranger: lol me too

Stranger: nothing much here

Stranger: where u from

You: Not sure why, but talking to random strangers is freakin entertaining, lol.

You: Florida nice and toasty down here

You: yourself?

Stranger: haha yeah i know

Stranger: texas, pretty warm here too

You: Ahh, not too shabby then, better then the bitter north

Stranger: hell yeah, i hate the cold

You: Yea, same, went on vaca to upper cali once, during jan. huge mistake

You: froze my butt off

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[Immortal fWd]

I love the Kenny Powers bit, but you need to do a you're ing out line.

 

[emg28]

[quote name='Malik112099']

You: those guys. Want to know how to get rid of them and lose 15 pounds of ugly fat?

Stranger: In just 2 easy steps, by helping a nigerian prince get his money out of the bank?

You: NO, motherer, by cutting your ing head off

You: Kenny Powers OUT

You have disconnected.[/quote]

I, seriously, laughed at this until my side started hurting.

 

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

This exact same thing happened to me TWICE with two different phones last week.
Still don't have a phone. :[

 

[ITDEFX]

next time buy a case

dropped mine several times with this case, and it's still ticking!!

btw, that's the voyager stingray case.

 

[Malik112099]

That case looks like shit.

 

[tiredfornow]

I would slam a sledgehammer into my balls if I ever bought a case as shitty as that.

 

[reicaden]

[quote name='tiredfornow']I would slam a sledgehammer into my balls if I ever bought a case as shitty as that.[/quote]

I lol'ed at this

 

[dmaul1114]

Just get a clear case. I have the Verizon one (think it was $10) and have dropped my Voyager a couple times and it's perfectly fine. Looks fine since it's clear and it does the job.l

 

[ITDEFX]

so let me get this straight... you guys want something sexy to protect your phone vs something that will protect like 95% percent of it but damn ugly? Seriously that one from verizon is an over priced piece of shit snap on cover that doesn't even protect the inside keypad and screen, while this one protects everything. I think the official one is like 20-30 bucks, while this one was like 7 bucks.

 

[georox]

[quote name='ITDEFX']so let me get this straight... you guys want something sexy to protect your phone vs something that will protect like 95% percent of it but damn ugly? Seriously that one from verizon is an over priced piece of shit snap on cover that doesn't even protect the inside keypad and screen, while this one protects everything. I think the official one is like 20-30 bucks, while this one was like 7 bucks.[/quote]

Silly fool, phones aren't for using, they are a fashion statement for the stupid!

 

[tiredfornow]

What kind of ing idiot needs a pocket protector for their phone? I understand if you work construction, or some hard labor job, but you're a special ed. teacher and I'm sure you have pockets. |

If I paid good money for a good phone then you best believe I'm going to take care of it. I've had my iPhone for 3 months now and not one single scratch without a case.

 

[ITDEFX]

[quote name='tiredfornow']What kind of ing idiot needs a pocket protector for their phone? I understand if you work construction, or some hard labor job, but you're a special ed. teacher and I'm sure you have pockets. |

If I paid good money for a good phone then you best believe I'm going to take care of it. I've had my iPhone for 3 months now and not one single scratch without a case.[/quote]

If I worked in construction, I would get a Nextel phone as those phones are designed for rough environments.

If you pay over 100 bucks for something that small, hell yea I am going to cover and protect that sucker. Compare that stingray vs the body glove one.

no real protection for the outer screen, no protection for the inside keypad, no protection for the inner screen. Only downside is that it covers the data port and memory slot and ear piece port.