If you were working at Sega, how would you troll the video game industry?

Paco

Paco

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Some shenanigans I would do would be these.

Put Ryo Hazuki in Yakuza 4 as a drunken guy talking about sailors. The timeline is about perfect on top of that.

Put Ryo Hazuki in Virtua Fighter 6.

Put Wonder Boy as an audience member in every Virtua Tennis game

Make loading screens flash Shenmue III for a brief moment.

Make a new Jet Grind Radio. On the Wii.

Make Comix Zone remake a PSN Only title

Remake Sonic 06 and put it on the 360 with worse camera angles and even shittier ways to die.

Release Yakuza 3 in the US and make it completely voiceacted but take away all english text.

Bring back Eternal Champions and do what Ed Boon does on a daily basis.
 
[quote name='ananag112']Shenmue 3 on Cell Phones
Space Chanel 5: 3 on cell phones
Panzer Dragoon on cell phones
Jet Grind Radio on cell phones[/QUOTE]

Those would actually be profitable though.
 
Keep doing what they're doing.


Make a new Jet Grind Radio. On the Wii.
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How the hell would that be trolling. That would be the best thing ever.

In fact, it's such a good idea, that JSR for Wii was actually in the concept stages at Kuju Entertainment, but Sega wasn't interested. Sega always ruins good ideas.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Keep doing what they're doing.



How the hell would that be trolling. That would be the best thing ever.

In fact, it's such a good idea, that JSR for Wii was actually in the concept stages at Kuju Entertainment, but Sega wasn't interested. Sega always ruins good ideas.[/QUOTE]

Sega did the right thing. It wouldn't sell shit on the wii. The wii fanbase would NOT buy Jet Set Radio. Though that in itself is a form of trolling.
 
[quote name='Paco']Sega did the right thing. It wouldn't sell shit on the wii. The wii fanbase would NOT buy Jet Set Radio. Though that in itself is a form of trolling.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, cause Jet Set Radio is such a blockbuster million-seller system-selling franchise.

And don't you even bring that "Wii fanbase" bullshit in here.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Yeah, cause Jet Set Radio is such a blockbuster million-seller system-selling franchise.

And don't you even bring that "Wii fanbase" bullshit in here.[/QUOTE]

Please remove your head from your behind.

Anyway, I just realized that SEGA couldn't possibly troll more than releasing Sonic Unleashed. Teasing us with somewhat decent 2D sidescrolling levels while overwhelming the gameplay with werehog segments is like a major middle finger to anybody who bought the game.
 
[quote name='Chuplayer']Please remove your head from your behind.

Anyway, I just realized that SEGA couldn't possibly troll more than releasing Sonic Unleashed. Teasing us with somewhat decent 2D sidescrolling levels while overwhelming the gameplay with werehog segments is like a major middle finger to anybody who bought the game.[/QUOTE]

I dunno. Having Sonic Unleashed sell over a million copies just shows sega that they're doing smart business. We may hate it, but it sells like crazy for some weird reason.
 
[quote name='Paco']I dunno. Having Sonic Unleashed sell over a million copies just shows sega that they're doing smart business. We may hate it, but it sells like crazy for some weird reason.[/QUOTE]
They wouldn't be successfully trolling if there weren't any takers.
 
Take beloved characters that haven't been in a game in years, and put them in a shitty tennis game. OH SNAP.

Though the Puyo Pop Fever level was rad.
 
i ask this question my self every time i enter the first battle when i turn on my ds though i see it more on the wii the grapics would be prettyyeah i said pretty big whoop wanna fight about it?
 
[quote name='Crazystars']i ask this question my self every time i enter the first battle when i turn on my ds though i see it more on the wii the grapics would be prettyyeah i said pretty big whoop wanna fight about it?[/QUOTE]

Yeah I do want to fight about it.
 
tell everyone youre coming back into the console wars? who owns the rights to chakan the forever man btw is it sega and if so i wish theyd come out with a new one of those or finish the one they supposedly had set up for the dreamcast. id also like to know why people still make games for the dreamcast.
 
[quote name='Chuplayer']Please remove your head from your behind.

Anyway, I just realized that SEGA couldn't possibly troll more than releasing Sonic Unleashed. Teasing us with somewhat decent 2D sidescrolling levels while overwhelming the gameplay with werehog segments is like a major middle finger to anybody who bought the game.[/QUOTE]

It's clear to me that "gamer Sonic fans" want nothing but more 16-bit Genesis sequels over and over, even if they offer nothing new whatsoever.

If I were Sega, I'd open the next Sonic game with a scene in which Sonic marries Amy. Thousands of raging fangirls would commit suicide, their fursonas no longer able to be drawn having sex with him(speaking of which, why is it perfectly acceptable for women to do this stuff, but if a man even does anything remotely close, it's supposedly evil? Then again, it's okay for a woman to like sex but if a man likes sex, he's being a greedy bastard. Double standards all around...)

Though I htink WininaHeart already sorta did that, so she's got a head start on the fangirl rage.
 
lol. gamers troll themselves by playing and supporting these shitty games.

seriously, stop playing crap!!

if u want a new sonic so much, go get a neo geo pocket coz they had one of the best 2D Sonic games ever that nobody played.

thank goodness for games like Yakuza and Valkyria, and a hefty backlog of sega saturn and genesis and dreamcast games. At least I still like Sega.
 
[quote name='JEKKI']lol. gamers troll themselves by playing and supporting these shitty games.

seriously, stop playing crap!!

if u want a new sonic so much, go get a neo geo pocket coz they had one of the best 2D Sonic games ever that nobody played.

thank goodness for games like Yakuza and Valkyria, and a hefty backlog of sega saturn and genesis and dreamcast games. At least I still like Sega.[/QUOTE]

You're right. Gamers do troll themselves. Look at Blazblue as an example. Though an even greater example of gamers trolling themselves is Mortal Kombat as a whole.
 
[quote name='62t']release NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams on Wii. Oh wait...[/QUOTE]

I nearly said that, but I actually liked that game. Well worth $15.

[quote name='Diosoth']
If I were Sega, I'd open the next Sonic game with a scene in which Sonic marries Amy. Thousands of raging fangirls would commit suicide, their fursonas no longer able to be drawn having sex with him(speaking of which, why is it perfectly acceptable for women to do this stuff, but if a man even does anything remotely close, it's supposedly evil? Then again, it's okay for a woman to like sex but if a man likes sex, he's being a greedy bastard. Double standards all around...)[/QUOTE]

Sounds like somebody's frustrated.
 
[quote name='Diosoth']Thousands of raging fangirls would commit suicide, their fursonas no longer able to be drawn having sex with him(speaking of which, why is it perfectly acceptable for women to do this stuff, but if a man even does anything remotely close, it's supposedly evil?[/quote]

What the fuck alternate reality do you live in, where it is "perfectly acceptable" for anyone, let alone women only, to draw cartoon animals of themselves fucking sonic the hedgehog. Also, I don't see how a character being married would stop furries from doing their sick shit, because it's not exactly like furry fandom keeps within the canon of whatever stupid franchises it is that they get obsessed with, anyways.

Then again, it's okay for a woman to like sex but if a man likes sex, he's being a greedy bastard. Double standards all around...
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No, really. What alternate universe/timeline did you somehow cross over from.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Sell Sonic to EA or Activision.[/QUOTE]


I just pictured in my head that shitty music from Sonic Adventure and SA2, in Guitar Hero.

I want to die now.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']What the fuck alternate reality do you live in, where it is "perfectly acceptable" for anyone, let alone women only, to draw cartoon animals of themselves fucking sonic the hedgehog. [/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='Diosoth']
If I were Sega, I'd open the next Sonic game with a scene in which Sonic marries Amy. Thousands of raging fangirls would commit suicide, their fursonas no longer able to be drawn having sex with him(speaking of which, why is it perfectly acceptable for women to do this stuff, but if a man even does anything remotely close, it's supposedly evil? Then again, it's okay for a woman to like sex but if a man likes sex, he's being a greedy bastard. Double standards all around...)

Though I htink WininaHeart already sorta did that, so she's got a head start on the fangirl rage.[/QUOTE]

I am still trying to wrap my head around this one.
 
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