It's the little things...

Darkside Hazuki

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I don't have anything to hit, so I'm taking out my frustrations on the internet.

I had to resist the urge to toss my 360, it's controller and everything associated with it off the balcony several times in the last hour. Whilst I had previously stated that the janky controls of the prior versions had been corrected in Pac-Man C.E., I was wrong. That mother-fucker will reverse direction at random, blow by turns you obviously intended to take, and just STOP at an intersection patroled by all four ghosts. It's a serious flaw in an otherwise outstanding game, and it totally removes all my joy. Which brings me to the point...

Name another title that would be one of your favorite games if it wasn't for that one thing that utterly ruins the experience. Here's two to get started:

Super Mario Sunshine. I would've played the hell out of this...if it wasn't for that god forsaken camera. What good is a game with jumping if you can't see where you're jumping?!

Next...Prince of Persia on XBLA. Let's take a classic, give it fantastic graphics and some nice new animations...and then fuck it all up with outrageous swordfighting mechanics. I'd really like to enjoy the rest of the game, but the ridiculous series of fights in the fourth stage ensures that I never will. This was easier fifteen years ago when it was merely impossible.
 
Next time you feel like throwing your 360 you can just throw it into a UPS box and ship it to me.

I know what you mean, I'd like to play through Super Mario 64 DS since it's portable and it has extras that Super Mario 64 didn't have, but I just can't get past the controls.
 
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