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I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. You follow the instructions below to enter, a few days from now I randomly select a winner from all entries, and if I pick you, bada bing, bada boom, you got yourself a nice shiny new sealed copy of Mafia II for the XBox 360. Think you'll find a better deal on this game than free? Fuhgeddaboutit!


How to Enter: Just post your favorite quote from any Mafia or mobster related movie, TV show, book, videogame, etc. Anything from Marlon Brando to Fat Tony and anything in-between is fine. That's it- nothing to tweet, nothing to "like" or register for, just post in this thread. How easy is that? I'll draw a winner at random from all entries by the end of the week.

PLEASE POST JUST ONE ENTRY! I will double-check after I draw a name to make sure that person only entered once. If the winner posted multiple entries, I will draw a different winner. This contest is open to CAGs in the U.S. and Canada only. Good luck! :bouncy:

EDIT The contest is over, and our winner is ninjalunchbox79!
 
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You've made me an offer I can't refuse. ;D

Gotta go with the Godfather though, "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

Thanks for the opportunity.
 
First, thanks for the opportunity.
Second, I know it's a little long, but...
" A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms... What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork... Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don't field... what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, the stands are full of fans. What does he have to say? I'm goin' out there for myself. But... I get nowhere unless the team wins. "-Al Capone, the Untouchables
 
Scarface- Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."
 
From scarface: "You know what i want? I thought of this the other day. A line of blue jeans, right? With my name written on the back of chicks' asses."
 
Thanks for hosting the contest Danimal. This is probably the hardest while at the same time easiest contest I've entered on CAG so far . Its easy because all you have to do is get a Mafia-related quote, hard because there are so many god damn amazing quotes out there! :lol:

Goodfellas is one of my all time favorites, and it was hard as hell to pick one good quote, so I grabbed a few that I liked, closed my eyes, and picked at random.


"Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?" - Tommy DeVito, Goodfellas
 
"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone." (Michael Corleone - The Godfather Part II)
 
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

Nicky Santoro in Casino
 
:argue:
How could you do this?!
A total stranger I could understand.
You and another woman, maybe.
Me, you, and another woman, definitely.
But my own brother?

Let me give a piece of advice, life is like a piece of cheese……………………………………………………………….That's it.
Man is like cheese………

(Mafia!) :twoguns::-({|=


great film for those that have never seen it the hilarious funeral scene is priceless
 
Chief Wiggum: "Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!"

Fat Tony: "Fine, I will put my *yard trimmings* in a car compactor."

Lou: "Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there."

Chief Wiggum: "I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou. "

-The Simpsons Movie
 
Woltz to Tom Hagen:
"She was beautiful. She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world!"
 
I'm funny how? I mean funny-- like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin amuse you? How the fuck am I funny?! What the fuck is so funny about me?!?
 
Hey, whaddya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and - bada-BING! - you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit.
- Sonny in Godfather
 
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women." (Tony Montana - Scarface)
 
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. - (Bricktop - "Snatch")
 
I want you to get this f**k where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!- Robert De Niro as Al capone in The Untouchables-1987
 
Tony Camonte: I don't know nothin'. I don't see nothin'. I don't hear nothin'. When I do I don't tell the cops. Understand? - Scarface, 1932
 
"Untouchables" Al Capone: You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

and thanks for doing the contest :applause:
 
"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." - Don Vito Corleone

I must be a hell of a man then, given all the time I spend with my family. I wouldn't mind being a little bit less of one though. :cry: Lol
 
"I'm funny how? I mean funny-- like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin amuse you? How the fuck am I funny?! What the fuck is so funny about me?!" ~Tommy (Joe Pesci), Goodfellas
 
"I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where's the money? "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on." - Fat Tony, The Simpsons
 
You got no business? F@%k you, pay me. You had a fire? F@#k you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning? F@#k you, pay me. - Henry Hill , Goodfellas
 
"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract." - The Godfather
Ice cold one of my favorite quotes.
 
"My daughter got off on this feminist rant. She told me it's demeaning for a girl to be working at the Bing. The fact that these girls make $1500 a week has no bearing with my principessa." - The Sopranos!

Found that hilarious!
 
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?-Frank (The Departed)
 
"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuck in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuck in' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuck in' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. " - Nicky Santoro (Casino)
 
“But, I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?” - Goodfellas - Tommy DeVito

great contest!
 
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"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?"
"I ain't sayin' nothin'"
"But what'll I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."

and

"Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?"
"I see a lot of things..."
"You know, you could be a little more helpful."
 
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