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After robbing someone, it might not be a good idea stop by a "Night Out Against Crime" street rally, to get a free snack. Jailarity ensues
Eighty percent of Germans support Kerry. This handy political advice provided by the people who brought you the Iron Chancellor, the Weimar Republic, and the Nazis.
In an effort to make Americans feel safer, regulators will stop revealing nuclear plant safety lapses
CIA checking with Hollywood screenwriters for potential terrorist plots. Have added Harold and Kumar to "don't fly" list