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This car was holding the door open the whole time they were on the freeway because they couldn't fit their pink bicycle in the car.
 
yes. Cranial Nerve # 10 - Vegas Nerve. The outgoing, motor fibres in the vagus nerves represent most of the cranial component of the parasympathetic division of the autonomic nervous system. Vagal stimulation slows the heart beat, and excessive stimulation can stop it entirely.

Say that 5 times fast.
 
[quote name='JMEPO']yes. Cranial Nerve # 10 - Vegas Nerve. The outgoing, motor fibres in the vagus nerves represent most of the cranial component of the parasympathetic division of the autonomic nervous system. Vagal stimulation slows the heart beat, and excessive stimulation can stop it entirely.

Say that 5 times fast.[/QUOTE]

that's why old people don't get enemas unless absolutely necessary. the stimulation to the termination of their vegus nerve (aka male g-spot/prostate gland) can cause miocardial infarct. or orgasm. either way old people shouldn't be having enemas.
 
[quote name='Chika']that's why old people don't get enemas unless absolutely necessary. the stimulation to the termination of their vegus nerve (aka male g-spot/prostate gland) can cause miocardial infarct. or orgasm. either way old people shouldn't be having enemas.[/QUOTE]

Wait, are you telling me enemas feel good? :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='Chika']that's why old people don't get enemas unless absolutely necessary. the stimulation to the termination of their vegus nerve (aka male g-spot/prostate gland) can cause miocardial infarct. or orgasm. either way old people shouldn't be having enemas.[/quote]

And what exactly does this have to do with me taking a huge dump? :)
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Technical difficulties with the CAG server...carry on.[/QUOTE]
How can you respect yourself when you spew bullshit like that?

Unban him, Linkin. You know he did nothing wrong.
 
[quote name='Chika']that's why old people don't get enemas unless absolutely necessary. the stimulation to the termination of their vegus nerve (aka male g-spot/prostate gland) can cause miocardial infarct. or orgasm. either way old people shouldn't be having enemas.[/quote]
I can think of worse ways of dieing than having an orgasm induced heart attack.:lol:
 
[quote name='JMEPO']And what exactly does this have to do with me taking a huge dump? :)[/QUOTE]

the vegus nerve ends as a nerve bundle near your colon about 2-3" up from your rectum. some people's nerve ends right next to their colon. anything going through your anus (taking a massive dump, getting an emema, buttsechs, etc) has the possibility of stimulating that nerve. in most people it leads to slightly decreased heart rate which makes you feel calm and happy. not everyone gets stimulated by the same thing in the same way, but that's what causes you to feel great after droppin your kids off at the pool.

[quote name='dcfox']Wait, are you telling me enemas feel good? :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

well, to some people. the same people who drop the soap on purpose.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']I can think of worse ways of dieing than having an orgasm induced heart attack.:lol:[/QUOTE]

not if said orgasm was from an enema. I'd hate to be the paramedic that gets that call.
 
[quote name='Chika']the vegus nerve ends as a nerve bundle near your colon about 2-3" up from your rectum. some people's nerve ends right next to their colon. anything going through your anus (taking a massive dump, getting an emema, buttsechs, etc) has the possibility of stimulating that nerve. in most people it leads to slightly decreased heart rate which makes you feel calm and happy. not everyone gets stimulated by the same thing in the same way, but that's what causes you to feel great after droppin your kids off at the pool.[/QUOTE]

With an analysis like that I don't think I will ever be able to enjoy going #2 again.
 
[quote name='Chika']the vegus nerve ends as a nerve bundle near your colon about 2-3" up from your rectum. some people's nerve ends right next to their colon. anything going through your anus (taking a massive dump, getting an emema, buttsechs, etc) has the possibility of stimulating that nerve. in most people it leads to slightly decreased heart rate which makes you feel calm and happy. not everyone gets stimulated by the same thing in the same way, but that's what causes you to feel great after droppin your kids off at the pool.[/quote]

Thats actually really cool. That explains everything. Do you know if it's possible for your rectum to grow a mind of its own?
 
[quote name='JMEPO']Thats actually really cool. That explains everything. Do you know if it's possible for your rectum to grow a mind of its own?[/QUOTE]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: depends on how much you enjoy it.

:living proof:
 
[quote name='JMEPO']Thats actually really cool. That explains everything. Do you know if it's possible for your rectum to grow a mind of its own?[/QUOTE]

not scientifically, though after having lived in a co-ed dorm, i'd go with yes.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Wait, what happened?[/quote]

Ugamer got banned because of "technical difficulties" according to LinkinPrime and JMEPO took a shit.
 
Daphatty, I have a question.

Do the same pimpin rules apply to food?
See, I'll be eating this for dinner:
spaghetti.jpg

and I was wondering if I should be wearing this?
fedora.jpg

Lemme know :bouncy:
 
[quote name='lilboo']Daphatty, I have a question.

Do the same pimpin rules apply to food?
See, I'll be eating this for dinner:
spaghetti.jpg

and I was wondering if I should be wearing this?
fedora.jpg

Lemme know :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

Haha! Not a big fan of the color but I'd say you have a winner there lilboo. ;)
 
:whee:

But a red fedora might not make me look pimpin..I might be more along the lines of Carmen Sandiego :(

*edited for being retarded & not typing correctly :lol:*
 
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[quote name='Temporaryscars']Lilboo, just wear this:

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That's just wrong...

[quote name='lilboo']:whee:

But a red fedora might not might be look pimpin..I might be more along the lines of Carmen Sandiego :([/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
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