ok, here's what you do, jimmie.
put on some crappy clothes and stand outside Target with a paper cup telling people you were born without toes and they should give you money. you will make a lot more than 3 dollars that way, possible a lot faster than doctoring coupons.
plus, instead of ripping off only one big corporation for 3 whole dollars, you could rip off many more normal (possibly rich) people for less.
just remeber: no sandals.