Need some Funny/Creative/Vulgar - Vday Phrases

[rajchakrabarti]

I know a lot of Cags have that whimsical sometimes twisted humor,

So looking for some Valentines day phrases to put on candy hearts that are clever and funny.

Here are some examples:

Please B 18
I want to B on you
U + Me = Plan B
I have a

 

[crystalklear64]

Toss My Salad

 

[Anexanhume]

This Tastes Like Chalk

 

[Kayden]

Swallow Me (whole).