NSFW Virtual Stripper

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']That wasn't quite what I had in mind when I said "jump," but oh well :lol:[/QUOTE]

Wow, that's the first thing I typed too.

And before anyone tries it and gets dissapointed, she doesn't know "make me dinner"
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']Wow, that's the first thing I typed too.

And before anyone tries it and gets dissapointed, she doesn't know "make me dinner"[/QUOTE]

Maybe we should have tried "jump, bitch" :lol:

Edit: Nope, she didn't like that at all
 
If the woman can't recognize "make me dinner" or "get me a sandwich," WHAT is the goddamn point, I ask you.

Of course that problem isn't restricted to this virtual femme. It seems to be a widespread disease.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']Wow, that's the first thing I typed too.

And before anyone tries it and gets dissapointed, she doesn't know "make me dinner"[/QUOTE]

Unless you count spraying whipped cream on a banana and sucking it off as making dinner.
 
[quote name='lionheart4life']Unless you count spraying whipped cream on a banana and sucking it off as making dinner.[/QUOTE]

Oh my, I thought you were kidding.
 
Alright, I've reached the final straw. She won't cook, she doesn't play videogames, and she will not act on the whims of my murderous intent. How can I be with a woman who won't kill when asked to?
 
[quote name='Strell']If the woman can't recognize "make me dinner" or "get me a sandwich," WHAT is the goddamn point, I ask you.

Of course that problem isn't restricted to this virtual femme. It seems to be a widespread disease.[/QUOTE]

My hetero soulmate is correct.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']"lesbian"[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I guess that does work too and I ignored the obvious. I did it with "grind". I guess she won't kill, but try entering "fight" for a laugh.
 
I found this simulation to be almost exactly like a real live stripper. I typed in "read" and she shrugged her shoulders to indicate that she didn't know how. :applause:
 
[quote name='Professor Oreo']I found this simulation to be almost exactly like a real live stripper. I typed in "read" and she shrugged her shoulders to indicate that she didn't know how. :applause:[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Expected!
 
[quote name='WeaponX2099']Either my computer is damn slow or the stupid stripper hates cause she aint doing shit. Does get naked work?[/QUOTE]

yes. sorta.
 
[quote name='WeaponX2099']Either my computer is damn slow or the stupid stripper hates cause she aint doing shit. Does get naked work?[/QUOTE]

type in "naked" and thats the closest you'll get
 
[quote name='opportunity777']She doesn't watch anime ... I don't like her[/QUOTE]

Who does? ;)

(on watching anime)
 
>> Commands: grind, dick, blowjob, pole, rub tits, tits, strip, dance, bend, jump, lick, hello, butt, masturbate, nude, money, shake, mad, hair, lips, love, cell, rock, flex, ice, fight.

UPDATE: Thanks to Timothy, here are some more Virtual Stripper keywords including the secret commands (easter sex... err, eggs): whip cream, clubexpose541, clubexpose402, clubexpose213, clubexpose124, clubexpose545, clubexpose906, clubexpose787 and clubexpose598.
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Sweet.
 
[quote name='Professor Oreo']I found this simulation to be almost exactly like a real live stripper. I typed in "read" and she shrugged her shoulders to indicate that she didn't know how. :applause:[/QUOTE]


This thread is hilarious. I wonder how many hits that site gets. ?
 
Here is a list of commands for all - banana, suck, rub, jump, dance, grind, shit, ass, cum, lick, lesbian, nipples, lapdance. enjoy, but don't expect much

happy gaming
 
[quote name='Scorch']Sweet.[/QUOTE]

clubexpose541 is one too, but it's nothing special. Then again, none of it is.

EDIT: Nevermind, I didn't see it when I first looked at the list.
 
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