Oh only in Las Vegas

After a night of drinking we accidently lost our best friend. In the morning we awoke to a tiger in our bathroom and a baby in our closet. One friend married a stripper. And I had to count cards to earn enough money to free our friend Doug who was kidnapped to later find out it wasent the Doug we were looking for. I took a punch to the face by Mike Tyson because we stole the tiger mentioned above.
 
[quote name='Lyricsborn']After a night of drinking we accidently lost our best friend. In the morning we awoke to a tiger in our bathroom and a baby in our closet. One friend married a stripper. And I had to count cards to earn enough money to free our friend Doug who was kidnapped to later find out it wasent the Doug we were looking for. I took a punch to the face by Mike Tyson because we stole the tiger mentioned above.[/QUOTE]

Dude! I was on the roof the whole time!
 
[quote name='andy1ua']
I watched a man dressed up as Gumby get K'O'ed by a living statue.[/QUOTE]

Why even create this thread? Nothing can top that.
 
[quote name='Jimbo Slice']Dude! I was on the roof the whole time![/QUOTE]

Did you hear Stu's getting married in Thiland.
 
Stu already got married. I was going to make it but my Uncle Mufasa was trampled by wildebeests and we had to deal with that whole mess.
 
I got solicited for sex and drugs in the same weekend. That may not seem too weird considering it's Vegas, but it was a first for both (from strangers) for me.
 
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