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My friend, for some asinine reason, was in an AOL chatroom. He's not the best, and was out of insults for the collection of retards there, so he came to me. I start to help him out, and before I know it, one of his targets decides to IM me, challenging me. Hilarity then ensues.

Marshall123659: u give ur momma rusty trombones
Sneaky1Penguin: i feel so burned
Marshall123659: i know u better bitch
Sneaky1Penguin: hey, dicklick, you suck at giving insults almost as much as you suck the stringy shit out of goats assholes
Marshall123659: sure bitch at least i dont give my transvestite girlfriend blo jobs
Sneaky1Penguin: crawl into a corner and die you afront to civilized society
Marshall123659: i dont have one but u do
Sneaky1Penguin: you are the poster child for a 72nd trimester abortion
Marshall123659: hey bitch ur so deep in the closet ur findin christmas presents
Sneaky1Penguin: even dead girls say no to you
Marshall123659: atleast i didnt get buttfucked by my moms step dad
Sneaky1Penguin: see that, thats experience talking
Marshall123659: no thats what i saw on court TV
Marshall123659: i saw someone whos SN was Sneaky1penguin
Marshall123659: and it said this is how u contact the poor boy
Sneaky1Penguin: he, hick boy, use what few teeth you have remaining to strain the corn out of your dads shit
Marshall123659: hey retard if i was a hick then u must be a goat fucker from New Zealand on crack
Sneaky1Penguin: man, life really has dealt you a shitty hand, huh?
Sneaky1Penguin: sitting with your dick in hand jacking to mills lane trying to be witty
Marshall123659: hey bitch u are probably wackin ur wong to ron jeremy
Sneaky1Penguin: ill wait while you find the tweezers so you can give youself a congratulatory whack for being so damn humorous
Sneaky1Penguin: done yet?
Marshall123659: ill wait until u can grow a dick
Sneaky1Penguin: oo, getting inventive, that's not allowed you choderiffic cumslut
Sneaky1Penguin: take a break from cracking youd dads gash and get some better insults
Sneaky1Penguin: with all the dick you take, you probably shit solid jizz
Marshall123659: ohh kkkk i see we're tryin to get critical u rape roadkill on the side of the highway u penal chowder guzzler.Which one to u prefer the dead skunks,squirrels, or dogs?
Sneaky1Penguin: ah, sonow you moved on to necrophilia, except your jokes still suck
Sneaky1Penguin: if you are trying, i weep for our country
Marshall123659: what kinda come back is that LMFAO
Sneaky1Penguin: a better one than all of yours fuckmunch
Sneaky1Penguin: you under developed socialally inept mongoloid
Sneaky1Penguin: you are a scientific marvel, you have a veritable city of sperm, living, thriving in your intestinal tract
Marshall123659: dude ur mom saves chunky cum in butter tub
Sneaky1Penguin: their society is advancing rapidly
Marshall123659: s
Sneaky1Penguin: soon, they will learn to control you, and the world will be a better place with your "intellect" taking a second seat
Marshall123659: dude ur a fucking retard
Marshall123659: u sit on the computer bending down to see if u can suck ur dick
Sneaky1Penguin: i guess mommy hasn't broken the news that you're her most hated mistake yet
Marshall123659: i guess mommy hasnt told u that ur dog was dead....... i guess ill tell u why
Sneaky1Penguin: oo, a story insult, you think you can pull it off?
Sneaky1Penguin: can you redeem yourself of the massive sucking you've been doing?
Sneaky1Penguin: i doubt it
Marshall123659: its because it sucked ur favorite dildo and it got lodged in his throat
Sneaky1Penguin: just when i thought you couldnt suck any more, you take another whole 3 inches
Sneaky1Penguin: you get your speen tickled by cocks
Sneaky1Penguin: you taint
Sneaky1Penguin: you blight on existence
Marshall123659: dude u coudnt force me to suck a cock.................unlike u
Sneaky1Penguin: you are a pestilence on comedy and humanity as a whole
Sneaky1Penguin: I have officially lost all faith in humanity thanks to you.

I still am in awe that people as stupid as him exist.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']...? So what's the difference between you and him?[/QUOTE]

Oh, I never said there was, I just thought this conversation was funny. Plus, not a single one of his jokes are even remotely funny.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Oh, I never said there was, I just thought this conversation was funny. Plus, not a single one of his jokes are even remotely funny.[/QUOTE]

i laughed at the xmas presents one...a little bit...
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']i laughed at the xmas presents one...a little bit...[/QUOTE]
Thats from family guy...where they are the little rascals, and thats what diane simmons, says to Tom Tucker
 
I stopped about 20 seconds into this....

Um, don't you have anything better to do than trade dirty insults with some guy via computer?
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']I stopped about 20 seconds into this....

Um, don't you have anything better to do than trade dirty insults with some guy via computer?[/QUOTE]
Snooty arent we...
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']I stopped about 20 seconds into this....

Um, don't you have anything better to do than trade dirty insults with some guy via computer?[/QUOTE]

Not at the moment I didn't. I was listening to some music, and browsing CAg after a long day.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']
Sneaky1Penguin: man, life really has dealt you a shitty hand, huh?
Sneaky1Penguin: sitting with your dick in hand jacking to mills lane trying to be witty
.[/QUOTE]

It was meh. I kinda chuckled at this quote though.
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']'cause if you like penis, it strips you of your manhood[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't that make more sense if you didn't have a penis? I don't know, I'm not gay, but I don't see how someone claiming you like slobbering on some dude's cream-shooter(for lack of better words) makes you worse than Hitler.
 
Reality's Fringe said:
Wouldn't that make more sense if you didn't have a penis? I don't know, I'm not gay, but I don't see how someone claiming you like slobbering on some dude's cream-shooter makes you worse than Hitler.
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bad example...i wouldn't want to be hitler because rumor has it that he was gay :lol:
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']bad example...i wouldn't want to be hitler because rumor has it that he was gay :lol:[/QUOTE]

That Jew-Hating, ball tickling bastard!
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']bad example...i wouldn't want to be hitler because rumor has it that he was gay :lol:[/QUOTE]
Rumors Shmumors...although that would explain why he killed himself
 
Looking over his comments, I see only one remark that is not related to something phallic/homosexual, that being the rape of dead animals along the highway...........Anyone ever see American Beauty?

Edit: Also, barring some severe anatomical anomaly, it is impossible to give your mother a Rusty Trombone.
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']I stopped about 20 seconds into this....
[/QUOTE]

Glad I'm not the only one equalling :|

The saddest part is, since hes a mod, we're supposed to emulate him.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Glad I'm not the only one equalling :|

The saddest part is, since hes a mod, we're supposed to emulate him.[/QUOTE]


All hail mod Sneaky. We're not worthy. (I would put that one bow down emoticon that CAG has, but they're just not coming up.)

Oh yaeh, I had a mild chuckle at a few of the responses Sneaky, so don't feel bad OP.
 
[quote name='Kayden']The saddest part is, since hes a mod, we're supposed to emulate him.[/QUOTE]

That isn't true. Mods are less figureheads and more a secret police.

We're the people in riot gear beating you to a pulp in some dark alley, not the corrupt official who gave the order for us to do so...
 
Sneaky1Penguin: even dead girls say no to you
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Marshall123659:sure bitch at least i dont give my transvestite girlfriend blo jobs


i would've asked him why he had a transvestite girlfriend, but thats just me...
 
[quote name='Kayden']Glad I'm not the only one equalling :|

The saddest part is, since hes a mod, we're supposed to emulate him.[/QUOTE]

Emulating me is guranteed to be one of the stupidest things one can do. I'm fucking retarded, as it is readily apparent. Again, I just though it was a funny conversation.
 
Marshall123659:dude u coudnt force me to suck a cock.................unlike u

That made a lot of sense
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']This reminds me of when my good buddy Mr T would visit msn chat rooms... that was... well interesting to say the least.[/QUOTE]

Hmmm, I don't recall this. There's mischief afoot.....
 
Reality's Fringe]Hmmm said:
[/b]

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : HEY BOY

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : MR T HERE

callmeyourdaddy2 : no not again

callmeyourdaddy2 : omg

callmeyourdaddy2 : run for your life people

««Šhëllÿ»» ducks for cover...again

WHITEKNIGHT3169 : master get rid of him

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : I SAYS HEY BOY

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : WHERES THAT MASTER GIRL AT

callmeyourdaddy2 : leave her alone

callmeyourdaddy2 : she is taking

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : MR T WANTS THAT BOY BAD

callmeyourdaddy2 : ok

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : AND HER LITTLE DlCK IN HIS BUTT

callmeyourdaddy2 : hey T

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : HEY BOY

callmeyourdaddy2 : just leave please

WHITEKNIGHT3169 : MR LOVES WOMEN

callmeyourdaddy2 : Im sick of you

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : NO CAN DO BUTT SEX A ROO

callmeyourdaddy2 : do you need your a55 kicked

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : NO

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : BUT MR T NEEDS IT LICKED

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : BY YOU

callmeyourdaddy2 : so get the hell out

WHITEKNIGHT3169 : i'll hold him you beat him up

SMASHED_AND_INSANE : shot in the head with a 7 mag

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : MR T SAYS HOW BOUT YOU HOLD IT AND THEN BEAT lT OFF

callmeyourdaddy2 : I dont do men

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : SURE YOU DO BOY

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : YOU'D DO EMINEM

callmeyourdaddy2 : listen guy

UrbaneCumtoMe : sideshow!

callmeyourdaddy2 : just leave

SMASHED_AND_INSANE : worthless black biabia

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : MR T SEES YOU WITH THAT BOY IN YOUR PROFILE

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : PROBABLY WHACKIN IT TO IT

««Šhëllÿ»» peeks round the corner........safe yet?

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : WHACK IT TO A REAL MAN BOY

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : WHACK IT TO MR T

SMASHED_AND_INSANE : go to the cave u came outa

callmeyourdaddy2 : I know the guy

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : WHO DO YOU KNOW BOY

callmeyourdaddy2 : eminem

callmeyourdaddy2 : so leave now

MR_T_SALAD_TOSSER : DID HE RAPE YOU IN THE BUTT

¤£Master¤OF¤YOUïïï :
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[quote name='AlbinoNinja']CAG'Rs UNITE: PLAGUE THIS DOUCHE WITH INSULTS

HE MESSES WITH ONE, HE MESSES WITH ALL[/QUOTE]

Mmmm... nah.
 
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