Poor, poor Mr. Ding-a-Ling...

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UTICA, N.Y. - The company's name may have a catchy ring to it, but work has been no picnic for Mr. Ding-a-Ling ice cream vendors in some parts of central New York.


Some vendors have been ticketed for violating local noise ordinances, prompting officials of the Albany-based company to order their trucks to stay away from New York Mills and Whitestown, where people have complained about music blaring from loudspeakers.

"I don't want trouble with nobody," said Hector Morales, who manages 16 Mr. Ding-a-Ling trucks in the area around Utica.

Familiar tunes like "The Entertainer" and "Pop Goes the Weasel" can be heard as the ice cream trucks pass through neighborhoods carrying frozen treats for sweltering customers.

Company officials said they hoped they can work out a compromise, so the ice cream trucks can return to business in the two communities.

"A compromise could work," said owner Brian Collis, "like if we played the music when the truck is stopped, at least so people know we're there."

C'mon people, it's the fucking Ice Cream man!! Give the poor bastards a break! It's no worse than people rolling through neighborhoods bumping 4+ 15" subwoofers (and the guys w/ subs don't hand out tasty frozen confections ;) ).

However, the name "Mr. Ding-a-Ling" has GOT to go! :lol:
 
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling[/QUOTE]
Nice...Chuck Berry fan are we...fucking awesome :)
 
Here is the TRUE Mr. Ding-a-Ling. He envisions other "things" as he slurps hungrily on his cones. ;)
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Being a ice cream truck driver sucks. My neighbor did it one summer. After passing a drug test and driving test. They give you a truck and it's full of ice cream. You pay for the gas and when the day is done you get 30% of what you sold. Hardly pays for gas. He said he would go to parks and baseball games and people would kick him out. However around my house the ice cream truck comes around at 8 in the morning.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Being a ice cream truck driver sucks. My neighbor did it one summer. After passing a drug test and driving test. They give you a truck and it's full of ice cream. You pay for the gas and when the day is done you get 30% of what you sold. Hardly pays for gas. He said he would go to parks and baseball games and people would kick him out. However around my house the ice cream truck comes around at 8 in the morning.[/QUOTE]

30%??! Wow, that sucks! You'd need to sell a shitload of bomb-pops and drumsticks to earn some decent dinero.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

[/QUOTE]

My mother once told me that, when this song first came out, a couple of my older relatives heard it- but missed the this opening verse. And called the radio station in a fury that they were playing such filth. :D
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']My mother once told me that, when this song first came out, a couple of my older relatives heard it- but missed the this opening verse. And called the radio station in a fury that they were playing such filth. :D[/QUOTE]
Even WITH that verse, it's still pretty darn suggestive.

How did he manage to get away with that on the radio?
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Even WITH that verse, it's still pretty darn suggestive.

How did he manage to get away with that on the radio?[/QUOTE]
Its pretty fuckin catchy, you should listen to it...
He got away with it because its funny, not-offensive, despite its suggestions, its harmless
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']Its pretty fuckin catchy, you should listen to it...
He got away with it because its funny, not-offensive, despite its suggestions, its harmless[/QUOTE]

Correction: He got away with it because he's Mother fuckin' Chuck Berry and he does what the fuck he wants. :cool: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Correction: He got away with it because he's Mother fuckin' Chuck Berry and he does what the fuck he wants. :cool: :lol:[/QUOTE]
excatly...
coming from the same guy who videotaped 48 women using the bathroom in his resturant, who performed multiple crimes including an armed robbery, and whom filmed a home video, of him urinating onto his girlfriend's face, then refused to kiss her because she smelt like piss.

Now thats motherfucking Chuck Berry
 
[quote name='Ozzkev55']excatly...
coming from the same guy who videotaped 48 women using the bathroom in his resturant, who performed multiple crimes including an armed robbery, and whom filmed a home video, of him urinating onto his girlfriend's face, then refused to kiss her because she smelt like piss.

Now thats motherfucking Chuck Berry[/QUOTE]

:applause:
 
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