Repealling 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' = Gay Sex On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize

[quote name='thrustbucket']I am not too big on gym showers that include openly gay men. That's the only problem I would have with it.[/QUOTE]

You shouldn't be "too big" in the showers to begin with.
 
The Sacred Band of Thebes is one of my favorite examples of gay people kicking ass.

They whooped the SPARTAN'S ass, with an army a third the size.

Made entirely of homosexual couples.


Who literally had buttsex in the middle of the battle.
 
[quote name='speedracer']We should ask the Israelis if gay soldiers in their military make them less effective.[/QUOTE]

If they weren't so gay, they may not need our help so often.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']If they weren't so gay, they may not need our help so often.[/QUOTE]
As much as I disagree with Israel, the one thing about the country I wouldn't mouth about is the military. I'm sure somewhere in their ranks is a real-life Zohan.
 
What blows my mind is that despite being trained to handle all sorts of situations, from being shot at to having bombs going off all around them, the idea that a guy might be checking them out terrifies most soldiers it seems. Of course it's ridiculous because they've probably say, showered, with a few gay men already and didn't know it.

Serious lack of maturity in much of the military imo.
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']You shouldn't be "too big" in the showers to begin with.[/QUOTE]

Win

[quote name='Clak'] Serious lack of maturity in much of the military imo.[/QUOTE]

That kind of unamerican unpatriotic unjingoistic talk is what got that unamerican unpatriotic unjingoistic douchebag JolietJake banned from CAG.
 
[quote name='IRHari']That kind of unamerican unpatriotic unjingoistic talk is what got that unamerican unpatriotic unjingoistic douchebag JolietJake banned from CAG.[/QUOTE]

Incorrect. He was telling everybody in the OTT to GTFO. It got tedious.
 
It's a definite lack of maturity. As I said in the Off Topic forum thread on this (the shower thread), I workout in a gym that has a lot of gay members due to being in the part of the city with a large gay population. I feel no less comfortable showering there than I did in any other gym I've used in the past. We all have the same parts, who gives a shit if someone's checking you out?
 
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[quote name='IRHari']Win



That kind of unamerican unpatriotic unjingoistic talk is what got that unamerican unpatriotic unjingoistic douchebag JolietJake banned from CAG.[/QUOTE]
I thought it involved some redneck dude and double standards.

I have been ill informed.
 
Active and reserve soldiers have been polled by the federal government starting last week (or two weeks back). Dunno when we'll see the results on their feelings w/r/t repealing DADT, but perhaps they will end up resembling the sentiment in Strell's parody article. Perhaps they won't.

Either way, Obama is going to push ahead with DADT's repeal irrespective of the outcome of this survey.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Active and reserve soldiers have been polled by the federal government starting last week (or two weeks back). Dunno when we'll see the results on their feelings w/r/t repealing DADT, but perhaps they will end up resembling the sentiment in Strell's parody article. Perhaps they won't.

Either way, Obama is going to push ahead with DADT's repeal irrespective of the outcome of this survey.[/QUOTE]

just asked my brother about it, hes in the army and just got back from iraq. basically he said he doesnt care whos watching his back on the field as long as theres someone watching it. but hes concerned as a MP that there will be an increase in assaults for openly gay soldiers.
 
[quote name='RAMSTORIA']hes concerned as a MP that there will be an increase in assaults for openly gay soldiers.[/QUOTE]

Yep. That's gonna happen. Fear of retaliation for one's sexual orientation should be able to be made by the individual, and not the state.

(though i'm not saying you disagree w/ that.)
 
I actually think blatant homosexual intercourse on the battlefield would distract enemies so much that we could pick them off without much problem.

But then I remember that never works in Halo 3.
 
It should be dont ask, dont tell. No ones sexual orientation should matter and it should never be brought up in the military. Whether you fuck a man or a woman has no bearing on your abilitiy to do a job. Its backwards ass thinking like that that messes up this country. Were way to worried about whats normal or whats politically correct and spend to much time dicing ourselves up into little groups all the while we want to be unique special little snowflakes. Horseshit, gay or not if you want to be in the army then have at it.




[quote name='Strell']Damn homos! The only gun I want going off is the one I'm holding gingerly in my own hands![/QUOTE]

You mean the love gun your gingerly holding in your hands of another soldier as he prepares to shoot his load of freedom allover your face? That the only gun you want going off in your hands?

And dont damn the homos, you know denial is the first sign of a problem.
 
How are people that goddamned *dumb* that they think the only persons shoving their sexuality in everyone else's faces are homosexuals?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']How are people that goddamned *dumb* that they think the only persons shoving their sexuality in everyone else's faces are homosexuals?[/QUOTE]

Dicks gotta be shoved somewhere.
 
[quote name='gargus']It should be dont ask, dont tell. No ones sexual orientation should matter and it should never be brought up in the military. Whether you fuck a man or a woman has no bearing on your abilitiy to do a job. Its backwards ass thinking like that that messes up this country. Were way to worried about whats normal or whats politically correct and spend to much time dicing ourselves up into little groups all the while we want to be unique special little snowflakes. Horseshit, gay or not if you want to be in the army then have at it.[/QUOTE]

While I agree with your point (I wouldn't put it nearly as harshly, mind you), Don't Ask, Don't Tell doesn't accomplish that goal. And that's why it needs to be repealed.
 
[quote name='gargus']It should be dont ask, dont tell. No ones sexual orientation should matter and it should never be brought up in the military. Whether you fuck a man or a woman has no bearing on your abilitiy to do a job. Its backwards ass thinking like that that messes up this country. Were way to worried about whats normal or whats politically correct and spend to much time dicing ourselves up into little groups all the while we want to be unique special little snowflakes. Horseshit, gay or not if you want to be in the army then have at it.[/QUOTE]

Whether you want to tell people you're gay or not should be your choice, garg, not a policy that gets you kicked out if you do so. The same freedom straight people have. You can tell every person you meet that you love the pussy (or dick, if female) currently and it wouldn't really matter. Straightness is assumed, it's deviation that's punished.

How is it not unbelievably bleeding motherfucking obvious that your position here discriminates against gay people while acting as if you're being neutral or fair?
 
[quote name='SpazX']Whether you want to tell people you're gay or not should be your choice, garg, not a policy that gets you kicked out if you do so. The same freedom straight people have. You can tell every person you meet that you love the pussy (or dick, if female) currently and it wouldn't really matter. Straightness is assumed, it's deviation that's punished.

How is it not unbelievably bleeding motherfucking obvious that your position here discriminates against gay people while acting as if you're being neutral or fair?[/QUOTE]

All this political correctness - you know, stuff like being nice to gay people or not being able to say n*gger like black people - means that straight white males are the biggest victims of discrimination in the modern era.

Duh.
 
[quote name='Strell']I actually think blatant homosexual intercourse on the battlefield would distract enemies so much that we could pick them off without much problem.

But then I remember that never works in Halo 3.[/QUOTE]

This is how we beat terrorism.
 
[quote name='SpazX']Whether you want to tell people you're gay or not should be your choice, garg, not a policy that gets you kicked out if you do so. The same freedom straight people have. You can tell every person you meet that you love the pussy (or dick, if female) currently and it wouldn't really matter. Straightness is assumed, it's deviation that's punished.

How is it not unbelievably bleeding motherfucking obvious that your position here discriminates against gay people while acting as if you're being neutral or fair?[/QUOTE]


Exactly. Heterosexuals can live on base with their spouses or boyfriends/girlfriends etc. Can take them to social functions on base etc. For a gay to remain in the military they can't do any of that as they have to pretend they're straight or get kicked out.

It's not like it's just don't ask, don't tell during the recruitment process.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']Exactly. Heterosexuals can live on base with their spouses or boyfriends/girlfriends etc. Can take them to social functions on base etc.[/QUOTE]

You mean "shove their sexuality" in my face?
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']You shouldn't be "too big" in the showers to begin with.[/QUOTE]

I can't help it. Born that way.

I think the biggest concern the military has is how this will affect recruitment.
 
[quote name='thrustbucket']I can't help it. Born that way.

I think the biggest concern the military has is how this will affect recruitment.[/QUOTE]
I think the biggest concern the military has is how this will affect the hazing processes.
 
[quote name='Strell']Dicks gotta be shoved somewhere.[/QUOTE]
There's an emptiness I got to fill, and only one emptiness will do!
 
[quote name='fatherofcaitlyn']How about a compromise?

Can't we all just admit everybody in the Navy is queer?[/QUOTE]
Seamen on your poopdeck.
 
[quote name='thrustbucket']I can't help it. Born that way.

I think the biggest concern the military has is how this will affect recruitment.[/QUOTE]

You think recruitment is better when a significant subset of the population was forced to lie "don't tell" about their sexuality in-order to serve in the armed forces?
 
I remember that one time when that one gay guy opened that one service-rendering establishment and it failed immediately because people hate icky homo stuff so much. They've pretty much been banned from all public society since then. I think it was back in 1976 or so. "Gay 76" they called it. Quarters had pictures of two male bees kissing each other. "Gimme two gay bees!" you'd say when you wanted to buy a coke back then. It was especially weird because coin slots are largely vagina shaped, and no one could get over the irony. Back then, you see, everyone wore their pants on top of their pants. Double pants, you see. But never triple pants. Triple pants was for the gay people, which was also ironic. To their credit, the zipper industry exploded that year (ho ho!), recording greater-than-triple sales, for some reason. Modern day zipper barons still sit around in their rumpus rooms while lighting cigars and reminiscing about that halcyon year, full of "Gay Aprils" and "Male Sex Septembers."
 
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