Russian 'Sex Day' to boost the birth rate

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6990802.stm

Russian 'sex day' to boost births

The governor of Ulyanovsk region in Russia is offering prizes to couples who have babies in exactly nine months - on Russia's national day on 12 June.

Sergei Morozov wants couples to take the day off work to have sex. If a baby is born on national day, they will receive cars, TVs or other prizes.
Mr Morozov has declared Wednesday "family contact day" as part of efforts to fight Russia's demographic crisis.
The population has sharply declined since the Soviet Union collapsed.
This is the third year that Ulyanovsk, in central Russia, is offering prizes for babies born on 12 June.
This year, a couple won the grand prize of a sports utility vehicle (SUV).
The initiative seems to be paying off, as the region's birth rate has risen by 4.5% over the last year.
"If there's a good, healthy atmosphere at home within the family, if the husband and wife both love each other and their child, they will be in good spirits... so there'll be a healthy atmosphere throughout the country," Mr Morozov told the Associated Press news agency.
Demographers estimate that Russia could lose 40 million people - almost a third of its current population - by the middle of the century.
A combination of falling birth rates, emigration and an ailing healthcare system has led to the decline.
President Vladimir Putin has introduced a scheme to encourage more children.
Women who have a second or third child are eligible to receive $9,000, which can be used to pay for education or home purchases.

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Published: 2007/09/12 10:23:47 GMT

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Easiest solution: Import people from mainland China, there's a shitfuck ton of people there. Let'em breed like rabbits. But then again, it's not like there's already a shitfuck ton of people in the world already.
 
[quote name='Allnatural']It'd be my pleasure to help her make babies.[/QUOTE]


she's ok, but check out those Columbian's on that site... holy shit they are smoking hot :)
 
uh... yeah.

As an environmentalist I would enjoy it if, by simple natural course, the human impact on the environment began to lessen technologically, and by a natural decrease in the population of the earth.

I am, however, unware of the effects this may have economically and sociopolitically. Who knows, maybe the pie would remain the same size with fewer people to split it.
 
How about this chick?

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1084/oldwomanmadeirabu6.jpg

I hear she makes good borscht and has enthralling tales about Great Patriotic War. Only condition she ask is keep temperature of house very cold please yes? Как Вы можете сопротивляться ей?

Но то, что Вы не знаете, - то, что она является тайно шпионом для Матери Россия, посланник Товарищу Путину непосредственно! =O
 
[quote name='HotShotX']Gotta love the good ole theology of: "We need more people in the world...but not just any people...OUR people."

~HotShotX[/QUOTE]

yeah nationalism is such a terrible thing

[quote name='Hex'] Как Вы можете сопротивляться ей?

Но то, что Вы не знаете, - то, что она является тайно шпионом для Матери Россия, посланник Товарищу Путину непосредственно! =O[/QUOTE]

lulz
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I think you missed my joke. Look at my previous post again and look at the girl's name.:lol:[/QUOTE]

lol I wasn't paying attention to the name...just the face and body. :)
 
But isn't the point of the bridal thing to marry them and make them citizens???

Aww I want a mail order lesbian ^_^
 
It's not like you get to have sex with them. You marry them, they get a green card, and then they disappear on you.

Or, so I'm told.
 
Maybe I'll order the Mail in Lesbain to mow the lawn, fix the toilet, and gimme rides in her pick up truck.

Good times waiting to happen!
 
This kinda reminds me of that episode of beavis and butthead when they call in for a mail order russian bride to score with her :)
 
[quote name='mykevermin']It's not like you get to have sex with them. You marry them, they get a green card, and then they disappear on you.

Or, so I'm told.[/quote]

Was this before or after the invention of rope/ duct tape?
 
Must be before. A friend of mine from Japan married an American soldier( really for, you know... love) last spring and she STILL is having immigration issues. She actually has to become a student again to avoid getting deported.:roll:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']It's not like you get to have sex with them. You marry them, they get a green card, and then they disappear on you.

Or, so I'm told.[/quote]
you forgot the part where they divorce you and take 1/2 your money.:cold:
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']any cags want to pool together some money to go to Russia and get some russian women?[/quote]

In soviet russia, woman gang-bangs you. :O
 
[quote name='propeller_head']you forgot the part where they divorce you and take 1/2 your money.:cold:[/QUOTE]

A phenomenon not entirely unique to mail-order brides. :lol:
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']Russian Sex day is over.

we loose[/quote]

Psh, any day you can have sex is Sex Day (that's usually wednesday and saturday for me). :lol: And she doesn't even have to be russian.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Psh, any day you can have sex is Sex Day (that's usually wednesday and saturday for me). :lol: And she doesn't even have to be russian.[/QUOTE]

unless she's fucking having her period :=\
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']unless she's fucking having her period :=\[/quote]

One of my ex's would usually call that Bloody Someday (which sounded like Sunday thanks to her weird British accent). :lol: I used to joke w/ her that we were having a 3-way whenever her Aunt Flo came by every month. :lol: :puke:
 
[quote name='electronicmaji']I'm a virgin.



(wonder how long it will take for someone to break this awkward post)[/quote]

The rest of us aren't. Enjoy your inexperience.

Akwardness broken. :)
 
russian sex day? win prizes?
thats like playing lottery when shooting your "little dudes"
 
This reminds me soo much of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode where Carl and Shake go halves on a russian mail order bride. She arrives dressed like a prostitute and barricades herself in Carl's house. I forget how it ends but I think she cleans him out and drives away in his car.
 
I just checked out the asian ones and by god their thumbnails all look the same with none of them being attractive =(

Why are my country and its neighbors not exporting out attractive ladies?
 
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