Lol nice, the title randomly reminded me of an ebay auction.
This guy was selling a PS2 that was "out of control", and he took a bunch of pictues of it doing cocaine, hanging out with strippers, and holding a gun. He wanted to get the PS2 out of the party environment and into a good home.
You should take some pictues of your Lumines voting for Bush or holding a "God Hates Fags" sign. Hell, do that and throw it on ebay, I'm sure you'd get some good hits.