Here's my little rant about calling Polaroid's customer service to ask a few questions about ordering a TV.
Today, I was interested in ordering a TV that I have been researching for the past few days and it happens to be a Polaroid TV. I know Polaroid refurbishes their own TVs and so I wanted to call to place an order because it's not on their website currently. They don't have their number on their website so I decided to look the customer service number up on Google. After a quick search, I found the numer and called it. After navigating through a series of menus I finally get a hold of someone,
*hard accent*"Polaroid customer service, how may I help you."
"Hi, I'm interested in ordering this TV (FLM-2632)."
"One moment please, let me transfer you."
"Ok, thank you."
I get reconnected to another phone number and navigate through that set of menus and after about 10 minutes I get a hold of someone who can actually speak english,
"This is John, how may I help you?"
"Hi, John. I'm calling about this TV (FLM-2632) and I was wondering how I would go about ordering one. I know you guys refurbish your TVs and send them out to select resellers, so I was also wondering about that."
"Yeah, actually let me transfer you to this other number. Here's the number just in case you get disconnected *gives me the number*."
"Ok, thanks a lot."
I get transferred to another phone number with an automated service that tells me if "I am calling about..." blah blah blah, I don't even care I just want to ask a few question.
"To continue in English, please press 1."
*Presses 1*
"For product information, availability, and ordering press 2."
*Presses 2*
"Please hold..."
*Music that makes me want to smash my head into a brick wall comes on while I wait*
I wait about 15-20 minutes and I finally get a dialing sound. Right as the person picks up they hang up the phone, awesome. I dial the number again and get on hold again. Finally, let's hope they don't hang up this time.
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm calling about (blah blah blah, said what I was interested in)."
"Ok, may I ask what you phone numer and name is."
*Gives both of them*
"Ok, what was you question?"
*I tell her again*
"Ok, actually, this is the warrenty department."
"...... (Great...)"
"I don't know the answers to you questions."
"Can you please connect me to someone who does?"
"I don't know the numbers, I work customer service."
"You work at Polaroid in customer service and you don't know anyone who can help me?"
"Sir, your best thing to do is to watch TV and wait for an advertisement (WTF?) or go to a store near you and buy one."
"I don't want to do that though, I want to talk to someone that knows the answers to my questions please."
"*Sighs* Umm, sir, like, I don't know.."
"This is your job, and you don't know? Don't act like 'Oh my god, I have to actually work now, I'm to lazy to get a phone number' Come on act professional."
"Sir, don't get mad at me, give me some respect."
"I'm not getting mad at you, I just want to talk to someone who knows what they are talking about. What's you name?"
"I don't want you running around complaining about me."
"Just give me your name."
*She mumbles something*
"What was that?"
"Nati, N-a-t-i."
"What's your last name?"
"Sir, why do you need to know that, I'm the only one here."
"I just want to note it."
"Why? I'm the only one here."
"Ok, can you just answer my question?"
"I don't want you running around asking these questions. Why do you need to know these answers?"
"I am the customer here, you should be helping ME, I guess I'll have to hang up now because you are no help at all."
"Ok bye."
*Click*
I decided to call the first number I found to complain about "Nati". Guess what? They're closed now! Guess I'll just have to wait until tomorrow...
Ok, seriously. WHAT THE
? Why can't I ask a few SIMPLE questions and get them answered? WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER! If you guys want, I can give you the number for you to have a little fun with. Nati needs to be put in her place and it seems like the Warrenty place is still open...
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/end rant
Today, I was interested in ordering a TV that I have been researching for the past few days and it happens to be a Polaroid TV. I know Polaroid refurbishes their own TVs and so I wanted to call to place an order because it's not on their website currently. They don't have their number on their website so I decided to look the customer service number up on Google. After a quick search, I found the numer and called it. After navigating through a series of menus I finally get a hold of someone,
*hard accent*"Polaroid customer service, how may I help you."
"Hi, I'm interested in ordering this TV (FLM-2632)."
"One moment please, let me transfer you."
"Ok, thank you."
I get reconnected to another phone number and navigate through that set of menus and after about 10 minutes I get a hold of someone who can actually speak english,
"This is John, how may I help you?"
"Hi, John. I'm calling about this TV (FLM-2632) and I was wondering how I would go about ordering one. I know you guys refurbish your TVs and send them out to select resellers, so I was also wondering about that."
"Yeah, actually let me transfer you to this other number. Here's the number just in case you get disconnected *gives me the number*."
"Ok, thanks a lot."
I get transferred to another phone number with an automated service that tells me if "I am calling about..." blah blah blah, I don't even care I just want to ask a few question.
"To continue in English, please press 1."
*Presses 1*
"For product information, availability, and ordering press 2."
*Presses 2*
"Please hold..."
*Music that makes me want to smash my head into a brick wall comes on while I wait*
I wait about 15-20 minutes and I finally get a dialing sound. Right as the person picks up they hang up the phone, awesome. I dial the number again and get on hold again. Finally, let's hope they don't hang up this time.
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm calling about (blah blah blah, said what I was interested in)."
"Ok, may I ask what you phone numer and name is."
*Gives both of them*
"Ok, what was you question?"
*I tell her again*
"Ok, actually, this is the warrenty department."
"...... (Great...)"
"I don't know the answers to you questions."
"Can you please connect me to someone who does?"
"I don't know the numbers, I work customer service."
"You work at Polaroid in customer service and you don't know anyone who can help me?"
"Sir, your best thing to do is to watch TV and wait for an advertisement (WTF?) or go to a store near you and buy one."
"I don't want to do that though, I want to talk to someone that knows the answers to my questions please."
"*Sighs* Umm, sir, like, I don't know.."
"This is your job, and you don't know? Don't act like 'Oh my god, I have to actually work now, I'm to lazy to get a phone number' Come on act professional."
"Sir, don't get mad at me, give me some respect."
"I'm not getting mad at you, I just want to talk to someone who knows what they are talking about. What's you name?"
"I don't want you running around complaining about me."
"Just give me your name."
*She mumbles something*
"What was that?"
"Nati, N-a-t-i."
"What's your last name?"
"Sir, why do you need to know that, I'm the only one here."
"I just want to note it."
"Why? I'm the only one here."
"Ok, can you just answer my question?"
"I don't want you running around asking these questions. Why do you need to know these answers?"
"I am the customer here, you should be helping ME, I guess I'll have to hang up now because you are no help at all."
"Ok bye."
*Click*
I decided to call the first number I found to complain about "Nati". Guess what? They're closed now! Guess I'll just have to wait until tomorrow...
Ok, seriously. WHAT THE

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/end rant