So people are camping in front of TRU for PS3's.. should I screw with them??

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I'm shitfaced and just finished SC Double Agent.. my brother planned on lining up early in the morning for a PS3 preorder, but changed his mind when he saw that 6 people had already started camping out.

I just drove by, and saw that there are now 15 people, including a morbidly obese woman and 3 very young kids! That's the biggest pink fleece sweater I've ever seen.. somebody has pulled in a crusty mattress, others are pacing around. So.. being the "concerned citizen" that I am, and that none of them are probably CAG's (they look the Fatwallet type, as none of them are young), should I bide my time by fucking with them?

Keep in mind that I'm not against Ebaying a PS3.. shit, I'd do it if I could. But it's cold as shit outside, and Montgomery isn't known for being a safe community. I'm trying to help the poor bastards!

Should I go to a payphone and call the cops, claiming that booze drinking hooligans are sleeping in front of Toys R Us? Should I leave them alone? Or option C.. should I bring them food?
 
[quote name='Skylander7']I'm shitfaced and just finished SC Double Agent.. my brother planned on lining up early in the morning for a PS3 preorder, but changed his mind when he saw that 6 people had already started camping out.

I just drove by, and saw that there are now 15 people, including a morbidly obese woman and 3 very young kids! That's the biggest pink fleece sweater I've ever seen.. somebody has pulled in a crusty mattress, others are pacing around. So.. being the "concerned citizen" that I am, and that none of them are probably CAG's (they look the Fatwallet type, as none of them are young), should I bide my time by fucking with them?

Keep in mind that I'm not against Ebaying a PS3.. shit, I'd do it if I could. But it's cold as shit outside, and Montgomery isn't known for being a safe community. I'm trying to help the poor bastards!

Should I go to a payphone and call the cops, claiming that booze drinking hooligans are sleeping in front of Toys R Us? Should I leave them alone? Or option C.. should I bring them food?[/QUOTE]They're waiting in line for PS3s. They're already suffering enough.
 
[quote name='Skylander7']

Should I go to a payphone and call the cops, claiming that booze drinking hooligans are sleeping in front of Toys R Us? Should I leave them alone? Or option C.. should I bring them food?[/QUOTE]


Filing a false police report will get you into deep shit.

why bring them food? they aren't going to pay for it, and your gonna make that fat woman fatter.

just leave them alone and go back to sleep.
 
Drive to the bad part of town and give the local crackheads 5 bucks with a tip that there be rich booty for the plundering at the local tru. Then tape it and watch the hilarity ensue.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']Filing a false police report will get you into deep shit.

why bring them food? they aren't going to pay for it, and your gonna make that fat woman fatter.

just leave them alone and go back to sleep.[/QUOTE]


It isn't false, I saw a can of Natty Light in one of their hands!

I wish I could be there to take pictures when it all goes down.. I think only 6 are coming to the store.. and knowing the Montgomery TRU, employees have already taken 5! Big mama is going to go on a rampage.
 
[quote name='Skylander7']It isn't false, I saw a can of Natty Light in one of their hands!

I wish I could be there to take pictures when it all goes down.. I think only 6 are coming to the store.. and knowing the Montgomery TRU, employees have already taken 5! Big mama is going to go on a rampage.[/QUOTE]


then send this bitch after them

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[quote name='ITDEFX']then send this bitch after them

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[/QUOTE]Fat Momma, you light up my life...*sigh*
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']then send this bitch after them

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ironically, a Krispy Kreme is right across the parking lot from this TRU, maybe 40 yards from the front door!

Wait a minute.. I think I work with her, she always buys the Hot Wing flavored chips out of the snack machine @ the office!!
 
[quote name='Skylander7'] none of them are probably CAG's (they look the Fatwallet type, as none of them are young)[/QUOTE]

I wasn't aware that all CAG's were were required to be young (or non fat males, for that matter). :roll:

I still like my idea of driving by some campers out and screaming the following:

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
 
If there was a 24-hour bait shop or pet store, you could buy a gross of roaches or grasshoppers or something, put them in a box, mark it "Delicious Cookies!", and drop it off for them saying it's a gift from Geoffrey.
 
[quote name='Skylander7']I'm shitfaced and just finished SC Double Agent.. my brother planned on lining up early in the morning for a PS3 preorder, but changed his mind when he saw that 6 people had already started camping out.

I just drove by, and saw that there are now 15 people, including a morbidly obese woman and 3 very young kids! That's the biggest pink fleece sweater I've ever seen.. somebody has pulled in a crusty mattress, others are pacing around. So.. being the "concerned citizen" that I am, and that none of them are probably CAG's (they look the Fatwallet type, as none of them are young), should I bide my time by fucking with them?

Keep in mind that I'm not against Ebaying a PS3.. shit, I'd do it if I could. But it's cold as shit outside, and Montgomery isn't known for being a safe community. I'm trying to help the poor bastards!

Should I go to a payphone and call the cops, claiming that booze drinking hooligans are sleeping in front of Toys R Us? Should I leave them alone? Or option C.. should I bring them food?[/quote]

I voted for get the fuck off the road.
 
[quote name='Mattte']I voted for get the fuck off the road.[/QUOTE]

Left bar, came home, completed shitfacing here. DUI+Atlanta Hwy=not worth the risk

Went to Bumpers (pool bar/pub kinda place) with a couple of buds to have a couple of drinks in celebration of USC's loss today, and finished off my bottle of Captain at home.

Am I the only one a little disappointed by Splinter Cell's single player? Seemed way too short, and the story was weak towards the end (IMO).
 
[quote name='Skylander7']It isn't false, I saw a can of Natty Light in one of their hands![/QUOTE]
They are waiting in line the most high end expensive gaming console you can buy and they are drinking NATURAL fucking LIGHT?

What the hell?
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']They are waiting in line the most high end expensive gaming console you can buy and they are drinking NATURAL fucking LIGHT?

What the hell?[/QUOTE]

They had to pinch pennies somewhere.
 
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