Stories about people Jock Strappin (a.k.a. swinging from someone's nuts.)

daphatty

daphatty

CAGiversary!
Feedback
26 (100%)
So I was at the Sony E3 party two years ago and a (female) friend of mine runs up to me and says, "OMFG the Penny Arcade guys are gonna be here! Isn't that so fucking cool?!" Now, I'm not hating on the guys. They can be pretty funny. But jesus can you swing from the hairy coconuts just a little more? It's not like they are the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton, or (enter your own celebrity icon here)! I haven't been so disgusted at such fan-boyish (well fan-girlish) behavior in my life. :roll:

Got any stories to add? Hook us up!
 
To me, people who get so flustered over famous people are dumb. My dad has met so many famous people over the years it is insane and all he ever did was construction and haul cars. He is building the basement for Roy Williams house in Chapel Hill and he did not even know who the guy was
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013']whos roy williams?[/quote]

I do not know if you are being sarcastic or not, but he is the coach of the men's basketball team at UNC-Chapel Hill. He used to coach for the Kansas Jayhawks and is one of the top coaches in the country
 
[quote name='BigNick']My neighbor in the dorms did Steval Segals roof.[/quote]

awesome. I would have so totally showed him my Steven Seagal bad ass walk.

probably also would have told him I have Under siege 2:Dark Territory just about memorized and have seen it close to 150 times
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='BigNick']My neighbor in the dorms did Steval Segals roof.[/quote]

awesome. I would have so totally showed him my Steven Seagal bad ass walk.[/quote]

Ha ha ha ya, me too. My neighbor was this italian guy, was always saying turn that fucking rap off or i'll put you in a foundation. I believed him! He was real cool, played stairway on the 12 string.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']To me, people who get so flustered over famous people are dumb. My dad has met so many famous people over the years it is insane and all he ever did was construction and haul cars. He is building the basement for Roy Williams house in Chapel Hill and he did not even know who the guy was[/quote]

Another game industry buddy of mine met Carmen Elektra. You'd think he'd be all over her but in his drunken stupor, called her a Stuckup Bitch just after she said hello. Nice huh.
 
[quote name='daphatty'][quote name='CaseyRyback']To me, people who get so flustered over famous people are dumb. My dad has met so many famous people over the years it is insane and all he ever did was construction and haul cars. He is building the basement for Roy Williams house in Chapel Hill and he did not even know who the guy was[/quote]

Another game industry buddy of mine met Carmen Elektra. You'd think he'd be all over her but in his drunken stupor, called her a Stuckup Bitch just after she said hello. Nice huh.[/quote]

:D Thats classic!
 
[quote name='rabbitt']My dad works for LeBron James.[/quote]

My dads friend dropped off the car given to him from his agent for winning ROTY
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='rabbitt']My dad works for LeBron James.[/quote]

My dads friend dropped off the car given to him from his agent for winning ROTY[/quote]

Nice. *wonders how much he can get for Junk Mail addressed to LeBron's house*
 
[quote name='rabbitt'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='rabbitt']My dad works for LeBron James.[/quote]

My dads friend dropped off the car given to him from his agent for winning ROTY[/quote]

Nice. *wonders how much he can get for Junk Mail addressed to LeBron's house*[/quote]

while that was one of the cooler ones, the absolute coolest one would probably be the white ferrari from Miami Vice. May dad hauled it back to Florida after it was in NYC for the 20th anniversery.
 
I met the lead singer from puddle of mudd and didnt realize it was him and kurt angle at the mall, pittsburgh represent
 
my friend is one of bam margeras friend's(yes i have met him before)

and i got a good ICP story.....if anyone wants to know it PM

EDIT: im not much of an ICP fan anymore any im sure noone will PM me but i seriously got 600 bucks for writing the lyrics to an ICP song.....should have been called "toybox" but i dont remember what they renamed it
 
[quote name='Dok Diamond']I met the lead singer from puddle of mudd and didnt realize it was him and kurt angle at the mall, pittsburgh represent[/quote]

meeting Kurt Angle would be awesome. MY friend hates playing wrestling games with me, because its Kurt 24/7 (unless Scott Hall is in the game)
 
[quote name='daphatty'][quote name='CaseyRyback']To me, people who get so flustered over famous people are dumb. My dad has met so many famous people over the years it is insane and all he ever did was construction and haul cars. He is building the basement for Roy Williams house in Chapel Hill and he did not even know who the guy was[/quote]

Another game industry buddy of mine met Carmen Elektra. You'd think he'd be all over her but in his drunken stupor, called her a Stuckup Bitch just after she said hello. Nice huh.[/quote]
My dad's good friend flew a plane that Carmen was on, he said she acted like a real bitch.
 
[quote name='DenisDFat']p.s. penny Arcadee - not funny at all.[/quote]

okay, that's it, it's official: you're a fucking moron. your credibillity as a review-er has gone from 0 to -5.

you are without a single doubt the suckiest person in all the entire world.

...

back on-topic, I actually talked to former WWE superstar/ Current NWA wrestler Raven. He was really cool, actually knew alot about Video Games (well actually according various sites he has a super high IQ, he prob knows alot about everything :) )
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='trustcompany1013']whos roy williams?[/quote]

I do not know if you are being sarcastic or not, but he is the coach of the men's basketball team at UNC-Chapel Hill. He used to coach for the Kansas Jayhawks and is one of the top coaches in the country[/quote]

Heh, when I read Roy Williams I first thought you meant Lions draft pick and future all star receiver Roy Williams.

[quote name='Dok Diamond']I met the lead singer from puddle of mudd and didnt realize it was him and kurt angle at the mall, pittsburgh represent[/quote]

I can top that... I was on a plane from Detroit to Milwaukee and who was sitting next to me, why none other than Kurt Angle himself. Along with the Undertaker, Kane, Stone Cold, Debra (before Austin started beating her), Farooq, Matt & Jeff Hardy, William Regal and a few others.
 
[quote name='-Never4ever-'][quote name='DenisDFat']p.s. penny Arcadee - not funny at all.[/quote]

okay, that's it, it's official: you're a shaq-fuing moron. your credibillity as a review-er has gone from 0 to -5.

you are without a single doubt the suckiest person in all the entire world.

...

back on-topic, I actually talked to former WWE superstar/ Current NWA wrestler Raven. He was really cool, actually knew alot about Video Games (well actually according various sites he has a super high IQ, he prob knows alot about everything :) )[/quote]

What? just because he doesn't like penny arcade? christ.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x'][quote name='-Never4ever-'][quote name='DenisDFat']p.s. penny Arcadee - not funny at all.[/quote]

okay, that's it, it's official: you're a shaq-fuing moron. your credibillity as a review-er has gone from 0 to -5.

you are without a single doubt the suckiest person in all the entire world.

...

back on-topic, I actually talked to former WWE superstar/ Current NWA wrestler Raven. He was really cool, actually knew alot about Video Games (well actually according various sites he has a super high IQ, he prob knows alot about everything :) )[/quote]

What? just because he doesn't like penny arcade? christ.[/quote]

Eh, just fell into the hands of DFat's desprate ploy for attention. Anyway, my ex helps run a new promotion down in So. Fla and both Norman Smiley, Mideon, and Danny Doring work shows. They're really nice guys too.
 
[quote name='akilshohen']my friend seemed to be bragging that his cousin met Halle Berry and she rubbed his face.[/quote]

For $2 he could have gotten something else rubbed by that whore.
 
It might not be the same, but I live in Green Bay and it's pretty common to see big football stars anywhere in town. I once watched Antonio Freeman down two huge subs in the mall once.
 
I met one of the Conquistators. Yeah, celebrities rarely make it to Bryan, OH. Although, I heard once that Harrison Ford refueled his plane at our airport.
 
I met spider-man at a comic store one time. It was totally awesome!!!!!
*end sarcasm

all these people are just people... what's so great about meeting them? unless they can get you somewhere in life.
 
[quote name='Supernothing']I met spider-man at a comic store one time. It was totally awesome!!!!!
*end sarcasm

all these people are just people... what's so great about meeting them? unless they can get you somewhere in life.[/quote]
I would say it is because these people are adored by millions of fans and you are lucky enough to meet them. My friends dad also urinated next to Adam Corolla (Man show) at an airport bathroom. Just thought i would throw that out (he obviously didn't introduce himself, you just don't do that after taking a piss)
 
When I worked at BestBuy Kobe Bryant used to stop by with wife (then Fiance), all the girls would go crazy, Im not a B-Ball fan, so I could care less...

Ive also met the lead singer from the Offspring (he was shopping at BestBuy) and LinkinPark, they were performing at my BestBuy store, Im fans of both of them and I didnt freak out, I did get a chance to talk to all of them and it was cool, they are really nice "normal" people.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
bread's done
Back
Top