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Since my school's prom is fast approaching, my school has decided to hold a contest with the prize being two tickets to prom. The contest is pretty simple, go up on the senior stage (an elevated area in the middle of our school) and find a creative way to ask your date to the prom. Last year's winning act was a girl playing a guitar, while singing to a guy. Anyways, I need to come up with a winning formula, I sure as hell wanna don't wanna spend $140 ($70 per ticket) on tickets.


Thanks ahead of time.
 
fuck the prom, take your date out to a nice dinner and do something else instead. It'll be cheaper and you can make it as romantic as you want.
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']But she really wants to go to prom. And this year, prom is gonna be at the Disneyland Hotels. So that's probably why it costs so much?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. that'd do it.

And play off that... get yourself 7 kids to help you, have them bring a couple stuffed animals (woodland creatures.) Dress up as a prince, set the kids up as dwarves, and send them out to find your Snow White. They bring up your girl ,you give her a rose and ask her to be your princess.

Or some mushy BS like that...
 
I'd suggest strapping bombs to yourself, and force the judges to vote for you. Or else, you'll take out the entire school. :)
 
[quote name='Moxio']I'd suggest strapping bombs to yourself, and force the judges to vote for you. Or else, you'll take out the entire school. :)[/QUOTE]
Heh, if I wanna be taken down by cops, that'd be an excellent way to go.
 
[quote name='discopenguin816']One of my best friends (a freshman) is going to prom -- with 2 girls.:roll: Oh well.

I think it is about the same price -- $70 a peice. or maybe $60.[/QUOTE]

Hehe, must've taken one of my classes.
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']Yeah. that'd do it.

And play off that... get yourself 7 kids to help you, have them bring a couple stuffed animals (woodland creatures.) Dress up as a prince, set the kids up as dwarves, and send them out to find your Snow White. They bring up your girl ,you give her a rose and ask her to be your princess.

Or some mushy BS like that...[/QUOTE]
Really good idea, just nearly impossible to pull-off though. Just way too hard, cause if it isn't pulled off perfectly, it'll look corny as hell.
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']Heh, if I wanna be taken down by cops, that'd be an excellent way to go.[/QUOTE]

At least you'd raise a few eyebrows.
 
Napoleon Dynamite dance. Rip off an outer shirt or coat, and have a shirt on undernearth with the word "prom?" on it.

Ok I win, no more discussion needed.
 
[quote name='Strell']Napoleon Dynamite dance. Rip off an outer shirt or coat with the word "prom?" on underneath.

Ok I win, no more discussion needed.[/QUOTE]

Or he could rip off his shirt with the word "Prom?" tattooed on his pecks. Of course, that would be somewhat dramatic.
 
[quote name='Strell']Napoleon Dynamite dance. Rip off an outer shirt or coat, and have a shirt on undernearth with the word "prom?" on it.

Ok I win, no more discussion needed.[/QUOTE]

haha!
Although I've never seen Napoleon Dynamite, or ever plan to, that sounds pretty good. I know there's someone with a sig of that dance, correct? Anyways, keep the ideas coming guys and gals, they're brilliant.

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http://dickcream.com/h/05/0101/
that dance, right? Gotta love dickcream..
Oh, and so far, this idea is on the top of my "maybe" list.
 
In the movie it's a much longer dance, but yea, that's the essence of it. Memorize the whole thing and you'd prolly go down in school history.
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']haha!
Although I've never seen Napoleon Dynamite, or ever plan to, that sounds pretty good. I know there's someone with a sig of that dance, correct? Anyways, keep the ideas coming guys and gals, they're brilliant.

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http://dickcream.com/h/05/0101/
that dance, right? Gotta love dickcream..
Oh, and so far, this idea is on the top of my "maybe" list.[/QUOTE]

you mean this:

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Why not try something cinderella related. Find her some crystal-looking shoes--its not as good as dwarves but its Disney related.
 
[quote name='greendc27']Why not try something cinderella related. Find her some crystal-looking shoes--its not as good as dwarves but its Disney related.[/QUOTE]
So, find a crystal-like shoe, bring up some random girls along with my date, let them form a line, and they each try on the shoe? And of course, my date would be the one that "fits"?
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']So, find a crystal-like shoe, bring up some random girls along with my date, let them form a line, and they each try on the shoe? And of course, my date would be the one that "fits"?[/QUOTE]
exactly
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']So, find a crystal-like shoe, bring up some random girls along with my date, let them form a line, and they each try on the shoe? And of course, my date would be the one that "fits"?[/QUOTE]

I dunno, that seems way more hokey than romantic. I guess if done properly it can be a sweet gesture, though.
 
[quote name='Mafia']fuck the prom, take your date out to a nice dinner and do something else instead. It'll be cheaper and you can make it as romantic as you want.[/QUOTE]

that's exactly what i think about prom....why give out $140 to the school just so you can hangout with friends and be monitored...when you can go out and save all of that (or spend it on something better) and spend time with friends, not being monitored?

it's so stupid...i just don't get it
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']So, find a crystal-like shoe, bring up some random girls along with my date, let them form a line, and they each try on the shoe? And of course, my date would be the one that "fits"?[/QUOTE]


well, your date doesn't have to be the one that "fits" :lol:

how 'bout you decide which one it "fits" after seeing the other girls
 
[quote name='cheapass Gundam']Do the Buffalo Bill dance from The Silence of the Lambs. Make sure it's nicely tucked just like in the movie.[/QUOTE]

It rubs the lotion in it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']that's exactly what i think about prom....why give out $140 to the school just so you can hangout with friends and be monitored...when you can go out and save all of that (or spend it on something better) and spend time with friends, not being monitored?

it's so stupid...i just don't get it[/QUOTE]

My logic exactly....plus i get bored easily.
 
[quote name='Strell']Napoleon Dynamite dance. Rip off an outer shirt or coat, and have a shirt on undernearth with the word "prom?" on it.

Ok I win, no more discussion needed.[/QUOTE]


Just double check to make sure the shirt undernearth says prom and not porn. You never know what that'll do to you.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']$120 is cheap by today's standards...My old high school has been charging near $200 a pair for the last few years.[/QUOTE]

Indeed... I think it was like $150 for mine.

That's why I didn't go. School dances are always so cheesy.

We just went to a party afterwards. That's where all the fun is.
 
Eh, I just let my prom date pay for it. I was rather apathetic over the entire thing, but it was a big deal to her, so her Dad just kicked in the money to get her her dress and the tickets.

I mean, I had to get flowers an all that, but $50 dollars is much more reasonable that putting up the $150 for the tickets.
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']hahaha!
Holy crap, do those really exist?

:rofl:[/QUOTE]


I'm spread eagle wearing a pair right now. I've never felt more alive.
 
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