Thanksgiving
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I'm thankful for being healthy. I got 
ing depressed after reading about a guy and his brother in the Nintendo forums. Apparently his brother was a huge Nintendo fan and so they camped for about 14 hours for a Wii and on the way back they both got into a car accident. The OP only had a minor fracture but the brother's arms got so mangled that he might have to get both of them amputated. Life sucks sometimes.
ing depressed after reading about a guy and his brother in the Nintendo forums. Apparently his brother was a huge Nintendo fan and so they camped for about 14 hours for a Wii and on the way back they both got into a car accident. The OP only had a minor fracture but the brother's arms got so mangled that he might have to get both of them amputated. Life sucks sometimes.
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Well thanksgiving has nothing to do with being thankfull for. If I am correct ThanksGiving is the day when the Red man helped the Dutch and then the Dutch being collonists and all help themselves to the Red mans land and dubbed them Indians.
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there
Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika
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Family, freinds, health.
No matter what happens there are people that support me, and I them.
I think that is something we are all thankful for, all joking aside.
No matter what happens there are people that support me, and I them.
I think that is something we are all thankful for, all joking aside.
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Don't pull a Michael Richards
Don't pull a Michael Richards
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My friends. I've been blessed to be surrounded by a great group of friends who are always there to listen, laugh, or make well-timed sarcastic remarks -- whatever the situation calls for.
[quote name='RegalSin2020']Well thanksgiving has nothing to do with being thankfull for. If I am correct ThanksGiving is the day when the Red man helped the Dutch and then the Dutch being collonists and all help themselves to the Red mans land and dubbed them Indians.
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there
Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika[/quote]I'm thankful for all of the above.
Thank you RegalSin.
"This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"................ing classic.
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika[/quote]I'm thankful for all of the above.
Thank you RegalSin.
"This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"................
ing classic.
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[quote name='6669']I'm thankful for RegalSin's remarks.[/quote]
Me too... that and well, you know...
Me too... that and well, you know...
[quote name='RegalSin2020']Well thanksgiving has nothing to do with being thankfull for. If I am correct ThanksGiving is the day when the Red man helped the Dutch and then the Dutch being collonists and all help themselves to the Red mans land and dubbed them Indians.
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there
Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika[/quote]
I'm thankful for Regal's post.
I'm also thankful for said Dutch (and to some extent, the French) because otherwise, I'd probably still be up in Canada living in a TeePee without electricity, would have a weird, descriptive name like "Talks to Stars" and be in an arranged marriage to some girl I had never met in the name of peace.
::sits back in his chair in his warm house and stares at the soft monitor glow in the dark...::
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika[/quote]
I'm thankful for Regal's post.
I'm also thankful for said Dutch (and to some extent, the French) because otherwise, I'd probably still be up in Canada living in a TeePee without electricity, would have a weird, descriptive name like "Talks to Stars" and be in an arranged marriage to some girl I had never met in the name of peace.
::sits back in his chair in his warm house and stares at the soft monitor glow in the dark...::
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I'm thankful that I had a chance to get to know my grandfathers before they died.
I'm thankful that I learned to fish with my mom.
I'm thankful that I married my wife whom I met in high school and continue to be thankful of that 15 years later.
I'm thankful for the health of my kids and the different talents God has given them.
I'm thankful for my oldest boy who love to sing Johnny Cash songs to people suffering in the Alzheimers units of area nursing homes.
I'm thankful for the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight.
Wait, the last rant was not me but Crash Davis, but I concur.
I'm thankful that I learned to fish with my mom.
I'm thankful that I married my wife whom I met in high school and continue to be thankful of that 15 years later.
I'm thankful for the health of my kids and the different talents God has given them.
I'm thankful for my oldest boy who love to sing Johnny Cash songs to people suffering in the Alzheimers units of area nursing homes.
I'm thankful for the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight.
Wait, the last rant was not me but Crash Davis, but I concur.
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[quote name='RegalSin2020']Well thanksgiving has nothing to do with being thankfull for. If I am correct ThanksGiving is the day when the Red man helped the Dutch and then the Dutch being collonists and all help themselves to the Red mans land and dubbed them Indians.
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there
Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika[/quote]
I too am thankful for your post.
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika[/quote]
I too am thankful for your post.
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[quote name='RegalSin2020']Well thanksgiving has nothing to do with being thankfull for. If I am correct ThanksGiving is the day when the Red man helped the Dutch and then the Dutch being collonists and all help themselves to the Red mans land and dubbed them Indians.
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there
Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika[/quote]Simply amazing.
Then they spread like a virus and created New Amsterdam which nobody ould careless about which King ruled what place and it was then renamed and given to York.
The other Dutch who was still high on Religon started the whole witch thing where a man would get some sweet loving and proclaimed her a witch to avoid having a Divorce and if so then we proclaim the wife a witch. Back then getting rid of MUAVG was way easier. Then that stoped.
So the thing is I am thankfull that a couple of European rejects stuck a not even spreader up the Red mans snout and said "This is Corn not Maze an Maze is crypt of passages with one way out and many dead ends. Do you want to be dead?"
Again yes lets be blessed that the whole blood shed that was the Whatever this land name was took place until WWI where we stick it to europeans for no aparent reason just to aid the french for helping us in the British Downfall.
They fought like ants yet there flag was still there Yah so many useless deaths in Amerika[/quote]Simply amazing.
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I'm thankful for all the things I earned in life, in which I obtained without the help of others. So basically, I'm thankful for myself.
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I'm thankful for plumbing and waste management.
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