The 50+ CAGs that will be allowed in purgatory.

SadieDee

SadieDee

CAGiversary!
Heaven full? Hell too hot? Come to purgatory! It's not really bad, but it's not really good either.

1) SadieDee
2) ---Your Name Could Be Here!--

Thread crapping allowed.
 
Man we can't crap in hell it will get thrown back at us, so I am going to crap here and go back to hell.
 
might as well drop me on the list, I always thought hanging out in purgatory for a year would be cool, get to think about all the stuff I couldnt think about when I was alive....better make it a month.
 
Alright, we have three people! Yay.

Isn't Hell a bit like Hotel California? You can stay, but you can never leave? I think that's why they don't want crap. It'll be there forever unless shit has a soul, then maybe...hmm...better go ask Mr. Hankey...

1) SadieDee
2) smalien1
3) Nirvanaguy777
4) Your name could be here!

vrs1650 was granted a temporary visa.
 
Sure you can!

1) SadieDee
2) smalien1
3) Nirvanaguy777
4) crazytalkx
5) ---Your Name Could Be Here---
 
I would come, but someone is saving me a seat in hell. And its just not cool to let someone hold it and not show.
 
Not a bad deal come and go from Purgatory to hell as I please. Nice, so how is the skiing in Purgatory this time of year.
Sorry bad joke.
 
[quote name='vrs1650']Not a bad deal come and go from Purgatory to hell as I please. Nice, so how is the skiing in Purgatory this time of year.
Sorry bad joke.[/quote]

A snowball's chance in purgatory is better than a snowball's chance in Hell, I'll tell you that much :whistle2:D

1) SadieDee
2) smalien1
3) Nirvanaguy777
4) crazytalkx
5) murcielago77
6) ---Your Name Could Be Here---

We also offer timeshares!
 
I belong on the Purgatory list. Sometimes I do good things like post deals and say funny things. Other times I annoy the shit out of people (I am man enough to admit that).

So my good traits balances with my bad traits.
 
[quote name='bmulligan']Purgatory? shaq-fu that, I've already spent a lifetime there. I want to retire to someplace that's warm.[/quote]

Purgatory is lukewarm. Not too hot, not too cold. Just right! :D

Xevious is #6 but Captain Oblivious is eligible for a free purgatory trial membership. I'm sorry, but you will have to post in the "50 CAGs that will go to Heaven" thread to appeal to God to stop creating these topics.
 
Well since I'm already in heaven and hell being in purgatory would make me some sort of archon, so what the hell I'm in, but only if I'm 49th.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='whoknows']Isn't Purgatory that place next to Wal-Mart?[/quote]

No that thing is called a liquor store[/quote]

Same thing
 
[quote name='whoknows'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='whoknows']Isn't Purgatory that place next to Wal-Mart?[/quote]

No that thing is called a liquor store[/quote]

Same thing[/quote]

No liquor is much more like miniheaven or minihell than purgatory and being a denizen of both lands I should know. :lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='whoknows']Isn't Purgatory that place next to Wal-Mart?[/quote]

No that thing is called a liquor store[/quote]

If Walmart is the Devil and the Devil is in Hell, then yes purgatory is next door...After the liquor store :whistle2:D

Zion is 49th.
 
[quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='whoknows']Isn't Purgatory that place next to Wal-Mart?[/quote]

No that thing is called a liquor store[/quote]

If Walmart is the Devil and the Devil is in Hell, then yes purgatory is next door...After the liquor store :whistle2:D

Zion is 49th.[/quote]

Woohooo, so I guess purgatory is one of those abandon buildings that use to be a mom and pop store or something? :lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='whoknows'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='whoknows']Isn't Purgatory that place next to Wal-Mart?[/quote]

No that thing is called a liquor store[/quote]

Same thing[/quote]

No liquor is much more like miniheaven or minihell than purgatory and being a denizen of both lands I should know. :lol:[/quote]

Not if its a liquor store run by Rosie O'Donnell :D
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='whoknows']Isn't Purgatory that place next to Wal-Mart?[/quote]

No that thing is called a liquor store[/quote]

If Walmart is the Devil and the Devil is in Hell, then yes purgatory is next door...After the liquor store :whistle2:D

Zion is 49th.[/quote]

Woohooo, so I guess purgatory is one of those abandon buildings that use to be a mom and pop store or something? :lol:[/quote]

Yes, but it's a little bigger. I think it used to be a Golden Circle or a Hills.

kill.switch is #7
 
you bastards that are trying to get on the purgatory list after already getting on the hell list will DIE!!!! you think its that easy to leave hell and get past our exit gates guard?????


Star Jones, AFTER THEM! I think one of them was in your food cabinet.
star_jones.jpg

Aww, y'all done fucked up now!
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013']you bastards that are trying to get on the purgatory list after already getting on the hell list will DIE!!!! you think its that easy to leave hell and get past our exit gates guard?????


Star Jones, AFTER THEM! I think one of them was in your food cabinet.
star_jones.jpg

Aww, y'all done shaq-fued up now![/quote]

Wait I thought I would just take up residence everywhere, its not like I wish to leave hell completely. :lol:

I want to be an afterlife vagabon!
 
[quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='whoknows']Isn't Purgatory that place next to Wal-Mart?[/quote]

No that thing is called a liquor store[/quote]

If Walmart is the Devil and the Devil is in Hell, then yes purgatory is next door...After the liquor store :whistle2:D

Zion is 49th.[/quote]

Woohooo, so I guess purgatory is one of those abandon buildings that use to be a mom and pop store or something? :lol:[/quote]

Yes, but it's a little bigger. I think it used to be a Golden Circle or a Hills.

Maybe it was a strip joint, I can get Walmart getting into that business soon I mean they are already money grubbing whores all they need in a couple of brass polls.

kill.switch is #7[/quote]
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='trustcompany1013']you bastards that are trying to get on the purgatory list after already getting on the hell list will DIE!!!! you think its that easy to leave hell and get past our exit gates guard?????


Star Jones, AFTER THEM! I think one of them was in your food cabinet.
star_jones.jpg

Aww, y'all done shaq-fued up now![/quote]

Wait I thought I would just take up residence everywhere, its not like I wish to leave hell completely. :lol:

I want to be an afterlife vagabon![/quote]

...Or maybe he's just trying to be the Donald Trump of the Afterlife real estate market.
 
[quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='trustcompany1013']you bastards that are trying to get on the purgatory list after already getting on the hell list will DIE!!!! you think its that easy to leave hell and get past our exit gates guard?????


Star Jones, AFTER THEM! I think one of them was in your food cabinet.
star_jones.jpg

Aww, y'all done shaq-fued up now![/quote]

Wait I thought I would just take up residence everywhere, its not like I wish to leave hell completely. :lol:

I want to be an afterlife vagabon![/quote]

...Or maybe he's just trying to be the Donald Trump of the Afterlife real estate market.[/quote]

hmm good thought but I'm not sure I could suffer eternity with that hair cut. Oh there was an old Lucas Arts game like this wasn't there, where you sold relestate in heaven and hell and tried to turn a profit.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']hmm good thought but I'm not sure I could suffer eternity with that hair cut. Oh there was an old Lucas Arts game like this wasn't there, where you sold relestate in heaven and hell and tried to turn a profit.[/quote]

Hmm, I never heard of that one. I had a couple LucasArts games, but the one that sticks in my mind the most is "Loom"...just because I never did figure out what I was supposed to do in the game.

"Zombies Ate My Neighbors" was a great game though.
 
[quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='zionoverfire']hmm good thought but I'm not sure I could suffer eternity with that hair cut. Oh there was an old Lucas Arts game like this wasn't there, where you sold relestate in heaven and hell and tried to turn a profit.[/quote]

Hmm, I never heard of that one. I had a couple LucasArts games, but the one that sticks in my mind the most is "Loom"...just because I never did figure out what I was supposed to do in the game.

"Zombies Ate My Neighbors" was a great game though.[/quote]

And I think they did the cucumber one to with the salad shooter.

Day of the Tenticle, that was awsome!
 
[quote name='mousin']i want to be number 50!!! yea!!! woot[/quote]

You can be #50 as long as you don't egg my car or get annoying, or else I'll be forced to repo your number and send you straight to Hell. :twisted:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']And I think they did the cucumber one to with the salad shooter.

Day of the Tenticle, that was awsome![/quote]

lol! I liked the hedge maze level with the guys carrying chainsaws. That was fun! I'll have to dig out my SNES and play it this weekend.
 
[quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='mousin']i want to be number 50!!! yea!!! woot[/quote]

You can be #50 as long as you don't egg my car or get annoying, or else I'll be forced to repo your number and send you straight to Hell. :twisted:[/quote]

AHAH! I knew it! you are the gate keeper to hell, well I guess that makes you cerberus.

And remember mousin doesn't have much motivation so you've only got to look out for his eggs on halloween.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='mousin']i want to be number 50!!! yea!!! woot[/quote]

You can be #50 as long as you don't egg my car or get annoying, or else I'll be forced to repo your number and send you straight to Hell. :twisted:[/quote]

AHAH! I knew it! you are the gate keeper to hell, well I guess that makes you cerberus.

And remember mousin doesn't have much motivation so you've only got to look out for his eggs on halloween.[/quote]

Hmm...Cerberus....I quoteth from http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/Herakles/cerberus.html
"Cerberus was a vicious beast that guarded the entrance to Hades and kept the living from entering the world of the dead. According to Apollodorus, Cerberus was a strange mixture of creatures: he had three heads of wild dogs, a dragon or serpent for a tail, and heads of snakes all over his back. Hesiod, though, says that Cerberus had fifty heads and devoured raw flesh."

Hmm...sounds like my potential mother-in-law.

Na, I'm just a bouncer for purgatory :whistle2:D

I guess you're right about only having to worry about Halloween.
 
[quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='mousin']i want to be number 50!!! yea!!! woot[/quote]

You can be #50 as long as you don't egg my car or get annoying, or else I'll be forced to repo your number and send you straight to Hell. :twisted:[/quote]

AHAH! I knew it! you are the gate keeper to hell, well I guess that makes you cerberus.

And remember mousin doesn't have much motivation so you've only got to look out for his eggs on halloween.[/quote]

Hmm...Cerberus....I quoteth from http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/Herakles/cerberus.html
"Cerberus was a vicious beast that guarded the entrance to Hades and kept the living from entering the world of the dead. According to Apollodorus, Cerberus was a strange mixture of creatures: he had three heads of wild dogs, a dragon or serpent for a tail, and heads of snakes all over his back. Hesiod, though, says that Cerberus had fifty heads and devoured raw flesh."

Hmm...sounds like my potential mother-in-law.

Na, I'm just a bouncer for purgatory :whistle2:D

I guess you're right about only having to worry about Halloween.[/quote]

oh well a bouncer doesn't sound quite as omnipotent but whatever, I'll try to not piss you off, I'd hate to have my squatting revoked. :lol:

And yeah mousins not that motivated, you should have seen the big debale when he sold his suikoden 2 now that was great!
 
[quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='mousin']i want to be number 50!!! yea!!! woot[/quote]

You can be #50 as long as you don't egg my car or get annoying, or else I'll be forced to repo your number and send you straight to Hell. :twisted:[/quote]


sorry, there is only one rule in hell...and that rule is: "no mousin"
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013']you bastards that are trying to get on the purgatory list after already getting on the hell list will DIE!!!! you think its that easy to leave hell and get past our exit gates guard?????


Star Jones, AFTER THEM! I think one of them was in your food cabinet.
star_jones.jpg

Aww, y'all done shaq-fued up now![/quote]

OMG... STAR! :rofl:
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013'][quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='mousin']i want to be number 50!!! yea!!! woot[/quote]

You can be #50 as long as you don't egg my car or get annoying, or else I'll be forced to repo your number and send you straight to Hell. :twisted:[/quote]


sorry, there is only one rule in hell...and that rule is: "no mousin"[/quote]

:rofl: and that's even funnier than Star
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013'][quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='mousin']i want to be number 50!!! yea!!! woot[/quote]

You can be #50 as long as you don't egg my car or get annoying, or else I'll be forced to repo your number and send you straight to Hell. :twisted:[/quote]


sorry, there is only one rule in hell...and that rule is: "no mousin"[/quote]

:notworth:
 
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