The Bush screws up his speech thread

[Metal Boss]

The joys of Bush speechcraft, feel free too post any more funny Bushism's that you have uploaded, or just type them up in quotes. Sometimes it's hard too interpret what he is trying to say so I will just type his contorted message up as the titles. He gives a very unique delivery of his speeches and I believe it is very effective, I guess people just look at him as some kind of scared puppy dog with those blank thoughtless eyes of his staring into space.


Bush on Africa

Bush on "subliniminal" messages

Bush on harming our country

Bush on holding our nation "hostile"

Bush on clean air

Bush on "moolas"

Bush on drugs

 

[mykevermin]

You missed the one about putting food on your family.

 

[Trancendental]

I like this because it reminds me that the North American fish wars are over:

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
-George W. Bush

 

[Metal Boss]

Here's one from today:


"I believe that a prosperous, democratic pakistan will be a steadfast partner with america, a peaceful neighbor for india, and a force for freedom and moderation in the ARAB world"


Scott Mclellan later added: "Bush meant too say pakistan would be a force in the MUSLIM world"


OK, that clears everything up, now what world are these people living in?

 

[alonzomourning23]

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." —President George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/bushism_propaganda.mp3

“We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America." —George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006

"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."

—George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006

Here's a list of recent ones:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm