The Most Disturbing Online Help Bot Ever

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As many of you may or may not know, FutureShop is one of Canada's biggest electronic retailers. As such, the need a web site with a super search function to help customers accurately find what they need. Cue Aaron, an online "pre-programmed human bot" who can search answers to any question one types in.

Although many would input questions like "are you gay?", "do you have a firecrotch?", and others such as "is your expansion slot jammed, wink wink?", I myself typed in "cheap psp games", hoping that Aaron would use his organizational skills effectively to efficiently find what I was looking for.

To my horror he interpreted my seemingly innocent, genuine question as interplay material and he then proceeded to interplay himself. I don't know why he would do that, or if he purposely did that in "code" for "cheap psp games".

Don't believe me? Talk to Aaron himself, and tell that bastard I'm traumatized now.

http://www.futureshop.ca/learnmore/LMhome.asp?logon=&langid=EN

1.) type in "cheap psp games" without the quotes
2.) if he doesn't do "that" then try again a couple times
3.) Be confused and horrified
 
...what.

Upon further consideration, it sounded like he was playing a button-mashing game on an IBM Model M keyboard.

Regardless, that was very...uncomfortable. The dead-on gaze didn't help.
 
Thats pretty funny they even have that, clearly some one is going to take that as he's janking it and get offended lol. Probably some old person which will cause them to have a heart attack.
 
Odd.

I typed in "Whats up?". He came back with "Ha ha ha, you know, that's the one thing I don't know...just kidding, here you go" and he held out his hands.

@mis0: did you get the "not my area of expertise" or the "restricted content" answer?

I just sent him on break. It reminded me of the Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special.
 
[quote name='Scorch']type in dance .. the carlton dance is alive and well[/QUOTE]

... it wasn't disturbing until I did the above.
 
bread's done
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