The Phantom of the OTTpera is there.
Inside my mind.
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Angel of Posting From the Phantom of the OTTpera
Tauruskatt:
Where in the world have you been hiding?
Your posts, they were so perfect.
I only wish I knew your secret,
Is it that you show your tots more?
Lulu:
Father once spoke of an angel,
I used to dream he would post,
Now as I login I can sense him,
And I know he's here.
Here in this thread he calls me softly,
Somewhere logged in...hiding.
Somehow I know, he's always posting,
he's the unseen genius.
Tauruskatt:
Lulu, you must have been dreaming,
Things like this can't come true
Lulu, you're talking in riddles,
And it's not like you!
Lulu:
Angel of posting,
Guide and Guardian,
Post for me a new story!
Tauruskatt:
Who is this Angel?
This...
Both:
Angel of posting,
Hide no longer,
secret and strange angel
Lulu:
He's posting even now
tauruskatt:
this thread's gone cold
Lulu:
Posting all around me
tauruskatt:
Your face, Lulu, it's white
tauruskatt:
This thread...It frightens me
tauruskatt:
Don't be frightened
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The Mirror (Angel of Posting Reprise)
Phantom of the OTT's voice:
Insolent boys!
These memes
of your fashion,
basking in your
false glory!
Ignorant fools!
But newbies I
shall tutor, he will be
sharing in my
triumph!
Lulu:
Angel! I hear you!
Speak -
I listen . . .
I read your posts,
now guide me!
Angel, my posts were weak -
forgive me . . .
That last was a blasts,
They should call you Master!
Phantom of the OTT'S VOICE
Flattering child,
you shall know me,
see behind the avatar which
I hide!
Look at your thread
on the board -
I am there...
inside!
Lulu
Angel of posting!
Guide and guardian!
Post so I can see your
glory!
Angel of Posting!
Hide no longer!
Post for me, strange
angel...
PHANTOM OF THE OTT'S VOICE
I am your Angel ...
Post for me: Angel of Posting ...
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Music of the Night Lyrics
PHANTOM OF THE OTT:
Posting quickens,
Otters shout out their elation . . .
Night owls stir and
post tales from their imagination . . .
Flames are made, and some have
no valid defences . . .
Slowly, gently
night grows the OTT's splendour . . .
read it, sense it -
your hangups please surrender . . .
Time to post away
farfrom the garish light of day,
turn your thoughts away
from cold, unfeeling light -
and read your way through
the posts made in the night . . .
Open up your eyes
and read thing that make you laugh so hard
you'll scream!
Purge your thoughts
of the post you made before!
Post again,
watch your post count start to soar!
And you'll live
as you've never
lived before . . .
Softly, deftly,
the thread grows all around you . . .
Feel it, read it,
closing before read it through . . .
Open up your mind,
but do try to be kind,
in this which you can not help but fight -
the darkness of posts made every night . . .
Let your mind
start a journey through a
thead's words!
Leave all thoughts
of the threads you knew before!
Let this thread
make a converstation that you
never thought could be !
Only then
can you belong
to the OTT . . .
Posting, catcalling,
sweet intoxication!
Read it, Need it,
unless dcfox talks about masterbation!
Let the thread begin,
let your darker side give in
to the power posts that you know I write -
the power of posts made every night . . .
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Lyrics courtesy JSweeney.
ing awesome and completely disturbing at the same time. Thanks!
