The Spicy Baconator: A Burger Worth Dying For

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Has anyone here had the glorious Spicy Baconator from Wendys? My god. If you could kill Alyssa Milano, grind her body down into hamburger, and serve it, along with jalapenos, six strips of bacon, pepper jack cheese, and a chipotle ranch sauce, as a burger, you would have the Spicy Baconator.

In fact, this burger is so good, I wrote a song about it!

The Spicy Baconator Song.
 
[quote name='freakyzeeky']:rofl:

Love the song :lol:[/quote]The song was originally created as a part of my Digital Audio Production class. I needed some terrible music for someone to be listening to, and since we can't use copyrighted material, I had to make my own. So I went into Audition, took 3 random loops, put them together, and growled some lyrics about the Spicy Baconator. And thus, it was born. Teacher liked it so much he asked me for the MP3 of the song.
 
It's not bad. But the 5-alarm chicken or whatever it was called was better. Spicy chicken sandwich with pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, that spicy sauce, on a cibatta roll. Now THAT was a damn fine sandwich.
 
Your baconator song reminds me of another burger related song
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuNCMYKViN4[/media]

and also burger and video game related
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3VrrlH4w7o[/media]
 
I remember they had some kind of burger that was so greasy and delicious that my girlfriend and I decided it would be seriously unhealthy to ever go back for another one. Might have been with mushrooms and sauted onions about a year ago, I couldn't remember now.

How does this rate on the spicy scaled compared to the spicy chicken/
 
[quote name='Strell']Truly, Wendy's is the EA of the fast food world.[/quote]Not really, since I've actually purchased something from Wendys in the last 3 years.
 
[quote name='javeryh']I hate all things containing bacon, tasting like bacon or looking like bacon. No bacon!!!!![/QUOTE]

Oh my god. The sacred texts were true.

Even the Good Morning Burger?
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Not really, since I've actually purchased something from Wendys in the last 3 years.[/quote]


Damn, I pity you VG, you've missed out on some great games, and I'm not even talking about any sports ones.
 
[quote name='yukine']A little too much bacon, but I'd like to try one of these.[/quote]

There can never be too much bacon..
 
Tag for later. And nice to bring up Burger Dog from bust a Groove. That game rocks.

Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Pretty Good.

Too bad it's the cencored US version.
 
Wendy's can have my babies. I don't care what product they make them into: they're that good.

I've yet to try this but it looks awesome. My favorite fast food place by far :D
 
I was sold on it, here is a pic of what I actually received:


It's not bad at all.. not too much heat at all (and I'm something of a wuss for spicy food). The bacon is about 6 2-inch strips, not overwhelming at all. My only complaint is that everything is tossed into the middle of the burger rather than spread out and could used more of the sauce. I won't get it again for fear of my heart stopping, but I'll give it a thumbs up.
 
I'd like it better if they replaced the jalapeños with something as spicy but tastier. I'm not a fan of the pickled taste of jalapeños.
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']I've had the regular Baconator and really dug it, still haven't tried the spicy version[/quote]

Same, though that's because I'm not a big fan of the flavor that jalepenos impart.
 
[quote name='Strell']Truly, Wendy's is the EA of the fast food world.[/QUOTE]

You gotta be shitting me. They're the only place of the big 3 to get edible food at all.
 
[quote name='QiG']I was sold on it, here is a pic of what I actually received:


It's not bad at all.. not too much heat at all (and I'm something of a wuss for spicy food). The bacon is about 6 2-inch strips, not overwhelming at all. My only complaint is that everything is tossed into the middle of the burger rather than spread out and could used more of the sauce. I won't get it again for fear of my heart stopping, but I'll give it a thumbs up.[/quote]Was that from before or after you ate it?
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']You gotta be shitting me. They're the only place of the big 3 to get edible food at all.[/QUOTE]

You're disappointing me a lot lately. It's a VG thread. The comment was imminent, but bears no meaning.

As it is, Wendy's chicken nuggets aren't bad. The sweet and spicy sauce is good ish.

[quote name='yukine'] Finger Chili[/QUOTE]

This sounds like the sort of thing you'd look up on Urbandictionary.com, and then be horrified thereafter.
 
[quote name='QiG']I was sold on it, here is a pic of what I actually received:


It's not bad at all.. not too much heat at all (and I'm something of a wuss for spicy food). The bacon is about 6 2-inch strips, not overwhelming at all. My only complaint is that everything is tossed into the middle of the burger rather than spread out and could used more of the sauce. I won't get it again for fear of my heart stopping, but I'll give it a thumbs up.[/QUOTE]


I think they gave you the shriveled dog penis burger by mistake.
 
So no one was put off by the whole grinding Alyssa Milano up into hamburger metaphor? If a violation of Alyssa M. has be compared to anything "good", then it can only be the making of sweet sweet love to her hot, albeit surgically-enhanced body. Nothing more, nothing less.

Then again, it is VG...
 
[quote name='gunm']So no one was put off by the whole grinding Alyssa Milano up into hamburger metaphor? If a violation of Alyssa M. has be compared to anything "good", then it can only be the making of sweet sweet love to her hot, albeit surgically-enhanced body. Nothing more, nothing less.

Then again, it is VG...[/quote]
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I'd Eat It
 
Meh , I didn't care for it..............now the quad whopper with extra extra cheese and BBQ sauce Now thats a mans sandwich !
 
Just had one today before work. It was heart-clogging goodness. Although I'm sure the side of decent fries and a jumbo Rum & Coke certainly helped :lol:
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']You gotta be shitting me. They're the only place of the big 3 to get edible food at all.[/quote]

What are the big 3?

McD's
Jack
BK
Wendy's
 
[quote name='magiic']I'm trying to decide if I try this or the McRib tomorrow[/quote]

Damn.. I haven't seen McRibs around here since I still lived at home. They used to bring them out during football (american football) season and I swear its been since 03 or 04 since I've had one.
 
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