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I found this while searching for information on Jodie Sweetin, and it is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read on the Internet (which is why I just had to give it its own thread, instead of posting it in the Where Are They Now? thread). It's a hoax where these guys found some sap on a Jodie Sweetin message board, and contacted him pretending to be her. It's just so epic, I won't even begin to describe it. See for yourself.

http://www.wasted-off-butter.com/stephtanner2.htm
Click "The STP, part 1"
 
I take it STP 2.0 will be the funny installment you're talking about, honestly, that was just boring. Back to White Ninja.
 
[quote name='BLarR']I take it STP 2.0 will be the funny installment you're talking about, honestly, that was just boring. Back to White Ninja.[/QUOTE]

Dude White Ninja owns.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Lies, deciept, patheticness, it was almost like a real relationship.[/QUOTE]
Isn't it "Lies, deceit, mixed messages...this is turning into a real marriage."

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What a conversation..

"jsweetinz284 (2:38:54 PM): bruno i gotz to have more frum a guy than sum chump who whispers in ma ear... i want sumbody who knos how-2-pleez a girl like me... sumone who ain't afraid to eat sum fish."

Well, I was laughing my ass off.
 
e-mail #5

I have something to tell you I don't read or spell the best if you think I could still get the job that would be great.

Whu wood hav guseed?:rofl:
 
Continued from that conversation..

jsweetinz284 (2:41:27 PM): besides i hardly kno u... bruno would u eat me?
BRUNO (2:42:40 PM): sure i want give to u all that a man can gives to a woman
jsweetinz284 (2:44:02 PM): brunoz would u dress like a woman and let me do u up da butt with a strap-on?
BRUNO (2:46:03 PM): u can do whatever u wish with me
BRUNO (2:46:38 PM): u are the princess ,give me the orders
jsweetinz284 (2:46:41 PM): brunoz tell me ud let me do u wit a strapon
jsweetinz284 (2:46:44 PM): tell it 2 me
BRUNO (2:48:29 PM): u can hit me
 
jsweetin246 (8:31:57 PM): bruno, i am a 23 year old man.
Blpbrito (8:32:44 PM): r u jodie?
Blpbrito (8:33:09 PM): I'm talking to a man?
Blpbrito (8:33:57 PM): hello???
jsweetin246 (8:34:17 PM): well, that depends what you call a man. if by "man" you mean "person with a penis, who eats a lot of meat, enjoys consuming fine wines and cheeses, and who has sex with women and hates mexicans," then yes, i am a man.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']jsweetin246 (8:31:57 PM): bruno, i am a 23 year old man.
Blpbrito (8:32:44 PM): r u jodie?
Blpbrito (8:33:09 PM): I'm talking to a man?
Blpbrito (8:33:57 PM): hello???
jsweetin246 (8:34:17 PM): well, that depends what you call a man. if by "man" you mean "person with a penis, who eats a lot of meat, enjoys consuming fine wines and cheeses, and who has sex with women and hates mexicans," then yes, i am a man.[/QUOTE]
:rofl: I only read the first one with Randy. Looks like I need to go back and read about Bruno.
 
[quote name='BLarR']I take it STP 2.0 will be the funny installment you're talking about, honestly, that was just boring. Back to White Ninja.[/QUOTE]

I have to agree. 1.0 and 1.5 were just 'What a sucker. His shit's gonna get ruined' without any real funny factor.
 
[quote name='Javil']I found this while searching for information on Jodie Sweetin[/QUOTE]

Why has nobody taken the OP to task for admitting this!?!?!
 
No lie, I had a dream I was the newest cast member on Full House last night. Like a cousin, or something.

I saw this topic and nearly shit my ass.
 
By the way, this is the most embarrassing tale of male desperation I've ever read. Brilliance.
 
[quote name='Epic Wolf']:rofl: Randy was a Tool...Bruno was Sad...I say bring back Randy!![/QUOTE]

I agree. I felt a little bad for Bruno.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']Cant believe these people actually fall for it.[/QUOTE]

I can. lol...
 
Bruno was quite sad. I talk to a few people from Brazil/Venezuela, and they all sound much like him. It's stupid to pick on a guy who doesn't understand English well.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Why has nobody taken the OP to task for admitting this!?!?![/QUOTE]
She was brought up in a where are they now website that a thread linked to. Curiosity about what she was up to was probably warranted
 
[quote name='modium']Haven't read this Capt. Obvious gem? All these years later, I still have no words to describe it.[/QUOTE]

Bahahahahahaha!!!!

I almost lost my mind when the maple syrup was brought into play!!!!
 
There should be a law stopping stupid people from breeding. Maybe we would have less of these retards running around taking up space and producing waste. How do they even figure out how to use the internet?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Why has nobody taken the OP to task for admitting this!?!?![/QUOTE]:rofl:

:applause:

jlarlee hit the nail on the head, though. Funny in itself, The STP is the very first result to show up on Google when you search "Stephanie Tanner."
 
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