The True Clinton Legacy: Clinton the Condom

[PittsburghAfterDark]

CLINTON THE CONDOM

Bill Clinton may have been a smoothie as a politician but he's now proving to be the ultimate contraceptive in China.

The ex-US president and the woman he had a fling with, Monica Lewinsky, have found their surnames being used on a new brand of condoms.

The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

They will be given the Chinese spellings of their names - Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

Befitting his former status as the world's most powerful man a pack of 12 Clintons will be the more expensive of the brands, costing the equivalent of just over £2.

Enjoying the use of a dozen Lewinskys will cost around £1.20.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, said he was not afraid that using the two names would get him into trouble.

He said they were the "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights".
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Now if only we could get his name attached to a spot remover like Shout. "Sure to get stains on blue dresses out!"

Add this to the "I couldn't make this up if I tried." list of stuff.

 

[Quillion]

Talk about running against someone who isn;t up for re-election...

 

[evanft]

ZING!

If Clinton is a condom, Bush is a ripped trash bag that smells like wet bum.

 

[PittsburghAfterDark]

You'll note the word LEGACY in title.

Clinton is a condom now evanft, now you'll have to market a ripped trash bag that smells like a wet bum.

 

[dennis_t]

Imagine my surprise, another cheap shot from PAD....and on such a relevant and timely topic, too!

 

[Quackzilla]

I wonder if PAD has ever been in a situation where he would use a condom?

 

[1modernboy]

A dozen Lewinskys for £1.20? What a deal!

No, wait... I was thinking of that other euphemism for Monica's name.

 

[alonzomourning23]

[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']You'll note the word LEGACY in title.

[/QUOTE]

You don't make such distinctions when people attack bush.

 

[MrBadExample]

You guys didn't really expect PAD to stop being hypocritical now, did you?

 

[SilverPaw750]

I've concluded that it's give in that every post PAD makes in this form will be worthless.

 

[dennis_t]

[quote name='MrBadExample']You guys didn't really expect PAD to stop being hypocritical now, did you?[/QUOTE]

I know he's a wingnut, but I always hold out hope that everyone has the ability to reason and debate without resorting to cheap shots and baseless assertions.

 

[PittsburghAfterDark]

Cheap shots?

Clinton's legacy is Monica. That's what people will remember him for.

Or would you like that legacy switched to he's the guy that let bin Laden go because his administration didn't think they could "charge him with anything"?

 

[SilverPaw750]

How bout we remember him for turning the federal debt into a federal surplus during his time. Bush, of course, wasted all that money, and look where we are now.

 

[alonzomourning23]

[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']Cheap shots?

Clinton's legacy is Monica. That's what people will remember him for.

Or would you like that legacy switched to he's the guy that let bin Laden go because his administration didn't think they could "charge him with anything"?[/QUOTE]

Part of his legacy is monica, but the prosperity of the 90's is the main part of his legacy, just like the prosperity of the 80's is reagans.

 

[Msut77]

PAD is a feral 'Tard.

What a ing mindless drone.

 

[Ikohn4ever]

[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']Cheap shots?

Clinton's legacy is Monica. That's what people will remember him for.

Or would you like that legacy switched to he's the guy that let bin Laden go because his administration didn't think they could "charge him with anything"?[/QUOTE]


you are right I remember clinton waiting forever to go after bin laden after 9/11, and then when they had a good idea where he was let the locals try to handle it. Wait no that is part of Bush's legacy