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so what are you guys getting for that special someone this year?

and any advice on what i should get for this one girl i really like? (i'm only 16, so nothing too extravagant.)
 
chicks dig flowers, chocolate and a little teddy bear never hurt neither.

as for me i'm gonna go dig a hole in my backyard and cry in it.
 
Being a cheapass, I'm usually conveniently single around this time of year. But nooooo... I ended up going with a chick from class last night for a drink or two, and now we have a date tomorrow. So now I have to get that akward "we've been on 2 dates, I don't know you well, but I'm obligated to do something" V-day gifts. We have class till 10:30 at night, so I'm hoping a couple of beers will do.
 
well, our school always has these gram things. and for valentine's day, the gram is gonna be a cheapass-heart-shaped card, some hershey's kisses, and a flower. so that covers a lot of the basics, but i still wanna get her something. any help?
 
i bought my gf a bunch of bras and panties from victorias secret, 7th heaven s2 and gilmore girls s1


i dont understand the whole chocolates, flowers, and teddy bears thing

chocolate will just get your gf/wife fat
flowers will just die after a few days
and teddy bears just add to the pile of shit you can't ever get rid of because it was a gift
 
This is going to sound lame, but if you can somehow catch her off guard, that'll be great. I'd say flowers and do something personal, like writing a poem or something. You could always go the "High Fidelity" route and make a mix tape/mix CD, but I think that whole fad ended with my generation.

Hell, I think one V-Day in high school, my present to her was that I'd quit smoking.

Sidenote- I just came in from my porch after enjoying a menthol
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']i bought my gf a bunch of bras and panties from victorias secret, 7th heaven s2 and gilmore girls s1[/quote]

7th Heaven and Gilmore Girls DVD sets= horizontal mamba later in the evening. Good call
 
Buy flowers, but be a little different about it. Buy roses or carnations of various colors. If you know of anything that she likes buy something along those lines. Or just buy a single rose and present it to her just as is. Sometimes a single rose can do more than a dozen can.
 
[quote name='The Successful Dropout']i bought my gf a bunch of bras and panties from victorias secret, 7th heaven s2 and gilmore girls s1


i dont understand the whole chocolates, flowers, and teddy bears thing

chocolate will just get your gf/wife fat
flowers will just die after a few days
and teddy bears just add to the pile of shit you can't ever get rid of because it was a gift[/quote]
well chicks love them some chocolate, and even if they're big, they need loving too. some chicks also dry out the flowers and save them for sentimental value. very true about the teddy bears though.

oh and excellent call on Gilmore Girls S1, I swear all females love that show.
 
I bought my girlfriend of 2 years, a ring(diamond and rubies) and necklace that matches of ruby and diamond only set me back 200$, got it from a jewerly place called J.B robinson or sumthing like that
 
diamond ear rings
flowers (sent to her job)
chocalates
a card
a home cooked cadlelight dinner with a top shelf bottle of wine
 
I'm getting my lovely wife of 5+ years nothing... just like last year and the year before that and the year before that, etc. She will get me nothing either. We will not go out to dinner and if I have to work late I might not even see her on Valentine's day...
 
I usually just buy a single rose from a gas station.

Come home.

Put the rose on top of my monitor.

And throw on some "Special Event" porn.

Grab some lotion, some kleenex and I squeeze them off for the rest of the night.

Then kiss the monitor, have a little pillow talk and sleep like a baby.

Special Event Porn: Usually consists of hot porn actresses all sweating on a beach fu(king eels or jellyfish....God, I've got a stiffy just thinking about it.
 
I'm going with pink roses, a picture of us in a frame (identical to one she got me), Mulan II, a stuffed animal and probably some hershey kisses or some plain form of chocolate.
 
My bf and I are going to our favorite *fancy* restaurant that we always eat at for V-Day, anniversaries, and just if we feel like it. They have the best prime rib in the area!
 
This valentines day is going to suck, I just got dumped last night (4 days before valentines day) but my girlfriend of 19 months for no apparent reason. I did conveniently get the whole "Its not you its me" reason :whistle2:/.
 
[quote name='Staind204']This valentines day is going to suck, I just got dumped last night (4 days before valentines day) but my girlfriend of 19 months for no apparent reason. I did conveniently get the whole "Its not you its me" reason :whistle2:/.[/quote]

I'm sure you're a nice guy and will make some luck girl really happy.... ](*,) :bs: :censored:



I haven't really thought of what I'm getting my gf for vday... She gets about 4-10 orgasms daily... so thats nothing special. Flowers are lame. I just bought her a neclace for christmas... Maybe I'll just tell her I love her?
 
Get dressed up and take her out... I personally love to take a date out to a nice restaurant, pop a bottle of champagne, talk, eat, drink, and most importantly have fun!

Flowers are nice, candy is nice, teddy bears... ugh... these things are staples of the holiday but basically it comes down to this, you need to invest time and energy into your valentine.
 
[quote name='moiety']My bf and I are going to our favorite *fancy* restaurant that we always eat at for V-Day, anniversaries, and just if we feel like it. They have the best prime rib in the area![/quote]

Your BF is a lucky man, a girl with 27 Sega Saturn games, now thats hot!!

But no pics in the gallery....? Booooooo....
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='moiety']My bf and I are going to our favorite *fancy* restaurant that we always eat at for V-Day, anniversaries, and just if we feel like it. They have the best prime rib in the area![/quote]

Your BF is a lucky man, a girl with 27 Sega Saturn games, now thats hot!!

But no pics in the gallery....? Booooooo....[/quote]


Yeah, what's with not having any pics? I'm thinking one of you sitting on the toilet, topless, sucking on a banana with The Icon on one boob and JimmieMac on the other. Unless you got small tits, then you can just put Jimmie on one and Mac on the other, it's your picture so you can do what you want but I'm just sayin is all.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac'][quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='moiety']My bf and I are going to our favorite *fancy* restaurant that we always eat at for V-Day, anniversaries, and just if we feel like it. They have the best prime rib in the area![/quote]

Your BF is a lucky man, a girl with 27 Sega Saturn games, now thats hot!!

But no pics in the gallery....? Booooooo....[/quote]


Yeah, what's with not having any pics? I'm thinking one of you sitting on the toilet, topless, sucking on a banana with The Icon on one boob and JimmieMac on the other. Unless you got small tits, then you can just put Jimmie on one and Mac on the other, it's your picture so you can do what you want but I'm just sayin is all.[/quote]

Wow... I thought they were joking about how dumb you are... :dunce:
 
[quote name='Kayden'][quote name='JimmieMac'][quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='moiety']My bf and I are going to our favorite *fancy* restaurant that we always eat at for V-Day, anniversaries, and just if we feel like it. They have the best prime rib in the area![/quote]

Your BF is a lucky man, a girl with 27 Sega Saturn games, now thats hot!!

But no pics in the gallery....? Booooooo....[/quote]


Yeah, what's with not having any pics? I'm thinking one of you sitting on the toilet, topless, sucking on a banana with The Icon on one boob and JimmieMac on the other. Unless you got small tits, then you can just put Jimmie on one and Mac on the other, it's your picture so you can do what you want but I'm just sayin is all.[/quote]

Wow... I thought they were joking about how dumb you are... :dunce:[/quote]


Yeah, I'm the bad guy because I want to see some tits. Send me off to the looney bin.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac'][quote name='Kayden'][quote name='JimmieMac'][quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='moiety']My bf and I are going to our favorite *fancy* restaurant that we always eat at for V-Day, anniversaries, and just if we feel like it. They have the best prime rib in the area![/quote]

Your BF is a lucky man, a girl with 27 Sega Saturn games, now thats hot!!

But no pics in the gallery....? Booooooo....[/quote]


Yeah, what's with not having any pics? I'm thinking one of you sitting on the toilet, topless, sucking on a banana with The Icon on one boob and JimmieMac on the other. Unless you got small tits, then you can just put Jimmie on one and Mac on the other, it's your picture so you can do what you want but I'm just sayin is all.[/quote]

Wow... I thought they were joking about how dumb you are... :dunce:[/quote]


Yeah, I'm the bad guy because I want to see some tits. Send me off to the looney bin.[/quote]

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moo-vie.com

There, now you don't have to solicit the innocent cag girls.
 
There's only one thing you need on Valentine's Day.

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Make every day Valentine's Day. It works every time.
 
I thinking of posting a reciepe but I don't know if you kids can get your mittens on a bottle of wine, to cook with, Parents in the USA are weird about kids and booze.
 
Don't be average, its not romantic.. its just the bare neccessity.

Dont get her a single rose or a dozen roses. Get her the same number of roses as days, weeks, months, years you've been together.. get her her favorite flower (this means alot more than regular red roses, it shows you listen). Do what I did this year, get her 11 red roses and 1 peach rose (her favorite).. on the card I put, You are one of a kind, and that's the biggest reason I love you.

Don't get a heart-shaped box of chocolates, if you're going to get her candy.. (which I don't always recommend, especially if she's weight-concious), get her her favorite candy.. or figure out exactly how many days you've been together and count out that many Kisses and Hugs and tell her thats a Hug and a Kiss for every day she's been with you.

Don't get her a teddy bear. I have no suggestions here.. but women dont really love stuffed animals. You can get her ONE teddy bear over the course of the relationship, she'll enjoy it, sleep with it occasionaly, etc.. she has no need for a second.

Lingerie is a pretty poor gift. Get something trashy, she thinks thats what you feel about her. Get her something demure and covering, she'll think you dont want to see her body anymore. And its a gift for you, not her.

Be creative, be romantic.. do something different.
 
[quote name='Morrigan Lover']You should give your girlfriend an orgasm for valentines day. I hear girls love those.[/quote]

For real? I'll keep that in mind :wink:

Bought her a diamond heart necklace and having flowers sent to her job.
 
[quote name='Scahom1'][quote name='Morrigan Lover']You should give your girlfriend an orgasm for valentines day. I hear girls love those.[/quote]

For real? I'll keep that in mind :wink:

Bought her a diamond heart necklace and having flowers sent to her job.[/quote]

Just remember, your "girlfriend's", (I guess what you kids are callin it today) G-spot is deep in his ass. So get in there deep!!
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='Scahom1'][quote name='Morrigan Lover']You should give your girlfriend an orgasm for valentines day. I hear girls love those.[/quote]

For real? I'll keep that in mind :wink:

Bought her a diamond heart necklace and having flowers sent to her job.[/quote]

Just remember, your "girlfriend's", (I guess what you kids are callin it today) G-spot is deep in his ass. So get in there deep!![/quote]

his?

*runs out of thread*
 
[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='Scahom1'][quote name='Morrigan Lover']You should give your girlfriend an orgasm for valentines day. I hear girls love those.[/quote]

For real? I'll keep that in mind :wink:

Bought her a diamond heart necklace and having flowers sent to her job.[/quote]

Just remember, your "girlfriend's", (I guess what you kids are callin it today) G-spot is deep in his ass. So get in there deep!![/quote]

his?

*runs out of thread*[/quote]

:shock:
 
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