VS. Forum Photoshop Contest! Air Force Internet Response Flowchart!

[mykevermin]

This demands to be made into internet-quality funnies.

So, that's where you come in.

Submissions will be from, well, now, until 12:00AM on Thursday, January 16th (a week from midnight tonight). At that point, I'll open up a poll for 3 days, to end Sunday night at midnight. The top vote getter will receive a game of my choice for a system selected by the winner. And I'll mail it to them.

Not that you need motivation to mock something. I'm just feeling mildly nice today.

So, above is a flow chart, developed by the airforce, dictating how they should approach and respond to internet posts.

DO YOUR BEST WORST!

 

[plasticbathmonki]

As a former AF Public Affairs guy, I'm not too shocked by this.....

 

[Dr Mario Kart]

Any idea what font that is?

 

[Trancendental]

I thought this was a joke. 3/4 of the way through I came to the sickening conclusion that it might be real...

 

[JolietJake]

That's almost perfect as it is.:lol:

 

[Dr Mario Kart]

My entry:

 

[KingBroly]

These are not long enough. Government flow charts are easily 4 times as long.

 

[Strell]

Enjoy your headstart, DMK.

 

[mykevermin]

Yes. Well, at least it looks like I won't have to post a poll.

ha.

 

[Strell]

I wouldn't be so sure about that just yet.

 

[Strell]

Ok, I have two entries. ... Hey shutup - you didn't say I couldn't do two.

This was my initial idea, which I sort of liked, but I don't think it holds up completely all the way through. Still, I liked some of it, and it was a quick and easy thing, so I finished it up and still wanted to put it up. It would probably be better if I worked on it longer in terms of the actual material, but eh.

Spoiler

As I was working on that one, I came up with this idea, which I really liked and decided was my favorite. Sure it's more artnerdy, but you - I like it. 'Shoppin aint just 'bout reworking the material that's already there - it's about seeing it in a completely different way, and I'd like to think people could follow the obvious logic I used here.

This image is gigantic, and took a long time to make, but it ended up being a big labor of love by the time I was over (despite a few crashes from Photoshop). I'm really happy with it.

Spoiler

 

[xycury]

Indeed... if someone doesn't post a Donkey Kong Jr... I think Strell's Pac-chart will be hard to beat.

 

[Dr Mario Kart]

Disqualification for 2 entries! It doesnt need to be officially stated!

We shouldve had a size limit :|

 

[Msut77]

I was expecting a chart with nothing but NO U!.

 

[shinryuu]

 

[The Crotch]

I can't believe that DMK got out-flowcharted by Strell. I mean... it's a chart. He should have, like, a million of these made up in advance just in case situations like this appear.

 

[tivo]

bada bing:

Spoiler

 

[tivo]

bada bing:

Spoiler

 

[Strell]

[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Disqualification for 2 entries! It doesnt need to be officially stated![/quote]

Neither should age limits for Brawl tournies taking place at libraries. >:]

We shouldve had a size limit :|

Both of mine COMBINED are tinier than your's if we're talkin' memory. :]

'Sides, I didn't get the Pacman idea until you started talking about how I had no chance and then ran with the first post. I hadn't honestly considered making new columns/rows and things, or playing around with all the dimensions.

...

But then I did!

 

[Dr Mario Kart]

This is why Nintendo keeps their cards close to their chest

 

[mykevermin]

Okay, poll done been added. The top vote getter by Friday, 1/23 at midnight EST (3 days from now) will get a box o' stuff that's nowhere near Marten quality from me.

So git votin'!

 

[Strell]

You need to add tivo. He made 'un too.

 

[mykevermin]

Thanks for pointing that out.

Can't revise the poll: actual poll thread here: http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=211707