What Jeff Killed: A Killer Cat's blog

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VERY NSFW. DO NOT VIEW WHILE EATING LUNCH!!!! Rabbits and mice and entrails, oh my!!!! :hot::cold: Someone get PETA on this cat!:lol:

http://whatjeffkilled.com

Jeff is a large orange tomcat that lives and kills in Shadow Hills, CA.

Jeff has adopted our back porch and yard as his home. He uses our dog's house when it rains, but mostly he likes to sleep on our patio chairs and keep watch over his domain.

Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct. To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself.

It could be that Jeff likes to bring us gifts to repay our hospitality. Perhaps he is simply a hardwired killing machine. All we know for certain is that he hunts down a wide variety of small animals and disembowels, decapitates, and dines on them. Often.
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[quote name='jaykrue']VERY NSFW. DO NOT VIEW WHILE EATING LUNCH!!!! Rabbits and mice and entrails, oh my!!!! [/QUOTE]Oh god, you weren't kidding.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I thought Jeff was a person when I saw the title. I was about to bring the funk down on his ass.[/QUOTE]


My thoughts exactly but the guy is still pretty sick for taking pictures of the dead rodents.

I wouldn't want a cat like that its got some mental problems.
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']Oh god, you weren't kidding.[/quote]
Nope, I wasn't. I hope you heeded my warning.:lol:

[quote name='bobo2k4']My thoughts exactly but the guy is still pretty sick for taking pictures of the dead rodents.

I wouldn't want a cat like that its got some mental problems.[/quote]

I don't think the cat has mental problems. I think it's a cat doing what a it does best - being a cat. I agree though that the guy is pretty sick to take the pics.
 
[quote name='bobo2k4']My thoughts exactly but the guy is still pretty sick for taking pictures of the dead rodents.

I wouldn't want a cat like that its got some mental problems.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I'd dump that cat off at a shelter or something.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Yeah I'd dump that cat off at a shelter or something.[/QUOTE]
He's not their cat, though, and he seems to be doing fine out on his own.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']He's not their cat, though, and he seems to be doing fine out on his own.[/QUOTE]

Well that's what I'd try to do. Plus, it's too much work putting out food+water everyday. XD
 
Apparently some might be not so in touch with their country roots, many of my friends who live on farms have barn cats that live and do the exact same thing, leaving their victims on the porch to show job completion. My buddy has one that shows very little affection and requires extremely little attention but has kept his barn and feed sheds rodent free for 5+ years. The fact that he posts it as some sort of oddity surprises me.
 
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