Whats the most embarassing thing you have had to buy?

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I have never really had this happen to me, but i know its happened to others, so for me it was buying denture cleaners... but it was embarassing (BTW, it was to clean my retainer)
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']IMO the most embarrasing place to be is a lingerie store.[/QUOTE]

Really? When i'm with a girl and they go in VS, I go in with her and show her what I would like on her, haha.. but if we're talking about by yourself, that's a completely different story
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']IMO the most embarrasing place to be is a lingerie store.[/QUOTE]

I've had to go into those with my exgirlfriend. I wasn't so much embarrassed as I was a savage -- something came over me and I couldn't stop talking dirty and smiling like my avatar. I think it was the lace.
 
[quote name='Strell']You liar. It was the heart shaped mints in a tin. They look so nice in your collection.[/QUOTE]

It was the mannequins!!! ->sobs
 
Actually (as quoted from my blog, a place I suggest most of you avoid):

Victoria's Secret's mannequinns make an exceptionally strong case for humans to manufacture translucent women. Those ass-e-quinns with the thongs? It's a wonder I was able to leave the store with my eyes (and various other organs) still functioning and unchaffed.

Uh huh. Think about that for a while.
 
[quote name='Mospeada_21']tampons.......[/QUOTE]

i really don't see what the big deal about buying tampons is. now, i was at wal-mart the other day, and i saw a guy standing with his grandmother and he was buying summer's eve for her. now, that's awkward; one because it's one thing to buy something like that for someone, another thing buying it for her while she's standing right there; two because you know you're grandma is need of summer's eve so you can deduce that she must have something nasty going on up in there; and three because she might be cleaning it for someone else.

it's kind of like that chappelle's show where his grandma's boyfriend tells him to go to the store to "buy some rubbers," and then his grandma says, "yeah, get the big one's!"
 
condoms, no idea why i was so embarassed, it was a from a small bodega across the street...i never really bought them before (relied on a friend who worked at a pharmacy 2 put them aside for me...) so i bought them from an old indian guy, and i didnt have my glasses on..so i cud barely see them (waaay above and behind the counter)..

me: let me get the uhh..*squints*...rough riders
him : ..these?
me: ..*seeing a brand i recognize*..oh wait! let me get lifestyles
*line begins 2 form behind me...*
me :..uhh..uh...yea those
him : ..which kind?
me:....u pick!!
*pays*
thanks, have a good evening
him : *winks* no sir..U have a good night..*entire line watches me walk out*
...bear in mind he was an older indian guy...he was pretty damn cool tho
 
I haven't been embarrassed buying anything except when I bought my first condoms at 15. Nothing since then though, and I got over that embarrassment really quick.
 
Whenever I have to buy something embarassing, I use the self-checkout lanes...works every time... (Well, if the store has self-checkouts...)

Although it's not really embarassing, I have to go to the mall today and get some specific makeup for the gf...and I don't know what the hell I'm looking for...
 
[quote name='Rig']Whenever I have to buy something embarassing, I use the self-checkout lanes...works every time... (Well, if the store has self-checkouts...)

Although it's not really embarassing, I have to go to the mall today and get some specific makeup for the gf...and I don't know what the hell I'm looking for...[/QUOTE]


I learned a long time ago to fuck up buying her things like makeup, tampons, etc. for her and she will never ask you to get it for her again. ;)
 
I felt semi-fruity when I purchased Gilmore Girls seasons 1 through 3.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Condoms. At 2 in the morning.[/QUOTE]

Couldn't fashion something out of paper/tape/aluminum foil?
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Condoms. At 2 in the morning.[/QUOTE]

You shouldn't have to buy condoms at two in the morning. One box in your your place, one in the car, and finally one at your girl's place. And of course a few in your pocket / wallet that you put in there right before you leave for your date / whatever because you never know what will happen next. Come on folks, you all should have this down by now ...
 
[quote name='Brak']I felt semi-fruity when I purchased Gilmore Girls seasons 1 through 3.[/QUOTE]

Not too critique your decor, but there are probably MUCH cheaper and better looking coasters than that. :)
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Condoms. At 2 in the morning.[/QUOTE]

I've done that... 4 AM at a Buddy's Station. The clerk, whom I've encountered before, was insane. I used to call him "The Jeckel". You see, whenever I'd go into the station to buy a soft drink, I'd hear him in the back... laughing at the top of his lungs, uncontrollably. Not "gee, the Three Stooges are funny" laughter, either. More like The Joker, really, but more... strange.

Now, as funny as I am, he wasn't laughing at me. He was just... laughing. I went in one night, and I heard him in the bathroom, laughing. And the bathroom acoustics made it sounds like an audible Tales from the Crpyt comic.

Another time I went in, he was standing behind the counter, laughing... with a freshly baked black eye and blood dripping down his face from a gaping laceration on his forehead. The weird laughter fits would occur 90% of the times I'd see him. The next day was 10% of the time, so I asked him what was wrong with his face and he said he got jumped in the back of the store when he was taking the trash out. He probably got jumped because somebody thought he was laughing at them. :O

Anyway, when I was buying condoms there one night, he was doing that laughing shit again... and not at me, either. He was just... laughing.

Weird guy.
 
[quote name='eshbums']Not too critique your decor, but there are probably MUCH cheaper and better looking coasters than that. :)[/QUOTE]

Good show. :O

But that doesn't change the fact that there is a dirty plate resting on one of them as we speak. ;)
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Condoms. At 2 in the morning.[/QUOTE]

are you even old enough to be doing that? I thought you were like 12...
 
[quote name='$hady']A new double donged dildo after the vibration died on my old one.[/QUOTE]


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THe most embarassing thing I've bought is children's books from Barnes and Noble. Those old ladies always give the weirdest stares.
 
buying Nintendogs.

the clerk lady was like "Hm, this is for you? I just bought it for my 7 year old son and he loves it" I was like "ya" "whatever"
 
I had to buy condoms late one night and my friends mom was behind me in line, that might not sound to bad but I was dating his ex-girlfriend at the time.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']buying Nintendogs.

the clerk lady was like "Hm, this is for you? I just bought it for my 7 year old son and he loves it" I was like "ya" "whatever"[/QUOTE]


I went to Walmart in the middle of the night and when I found someone to open the case he pointed at Advance Wars and said, "this one?" I said "no, Nintendogs" in that kind of defeated, I need a life kind of way. What made it even more sad is that it was after I had gone out drinking for the night of my birthday. He saw it was my birthday on my driver's license and said in a sarcastic tone, "hope you had a good birthday" kind of like why are you in here at 2 am on the night of your birthday when your over 21. I felt pathetic.
 
[quote name='Mospeada_21']tampons.......[/QUOTE]

I don't know why women try to get us men to buy that crap for them all the time. Most embarrassing thing ever to have to carry that around the store. I usually have to hide them in my arms to avoid people seeing me.
 
Thankfully, I haven't had to buy anything too embarrassing.

I guess I'd say toilet paper, late at night. Like Jim Gaffigan says:

"There's no dignified way to buy toilet paper. They only sell it in those giant packs, and everyone looks at you like, 'Oh my Lord! How much toilet paper does that man need? He's an animal!'"
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']I don't know why women try to get us men to buy that crap for them all the time. Most embarrassing thing ever to have to carry that around the store. I usually have to hide them in my arms to avoid people seeing me.[/QUOTE]

I don't see why guys freak out over things like this. I used to buy this stuff all the time for my ex. It's only embarassing if you look as though you're embarassed. People have enough sense to know that they aren't for the men holding them.

Don't get me wrong, there are instances where a woman's item can be embarassing; my ex once asked me to hold her purse outside some store in the mall since I didn't feel like going in, and that didn't fly. But items that are terribly gender-specific shouldn't embarass anyone.

Non-gender-specific personal items like hemorrhoid cream is another story.
 
[quote name='Ledhed']I don't see why guys freak out over things like this. I used to buy this stuff all the time for my ex. It's only embarassing if you look as though you're embarassed. People have enough sense to know that they aren't for the men holding them.

Don't get me wrong, there are instances where a woman's item can be embarassing; my ex once asked me to hold her purse outside some store in the mall since I didn't feel like going in, and that didn't fly. But items that are terribly gender-specific shouldn't embarass anyone.

Non-gender-specific personal items like hemorrhoid cream is another story.[/QUOTE]

I agree, you shouldnt really be embarrased cause there arnt many ways for males to use tampons (unless you're gay).
 
[quote name='help1']I agree, you shouldnt really be embarrased cause there arnt many ways for males to use tampons.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. If you look as though you're trying to hide it, people will assume you plan on doing something devious with it, which they should. But if you just play it cool with that "yes, I'm shopping for my wife/g-f" face, they'll understand completely.
 
[quote name='spoo']I learned a long time ago to fuck up buying her things like makeup, tampons, etc. for her and she will never ask you to get it for her again. ;)[/QUOTE]

:lol: I was overwhelmed when I went in there today! There were tons of tables and glass cases filled with the shit. Took me ten minutes to find the right glass case, then another ten minutes to find a cashier...and then they didn't have the crap she wanted!

[quote name='BasketCase1080']are you even old enough to be doing that? I thought you were like 12...[/QUOTE]

You can get condoms at any age. Besides, I bet most people would rather him buy the condoms than go without them...
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Condoms. At 2 in the morning.[/QUOTE]

been there, better than being a daddy, thats what i told myself
 
Let's see...just the standard here, condoms, lubricant, and maxi pads. I also bought a Korean Maxim for my boyfriend while I was overseas. I was in a bookstore and my friends started walking out because they didn't know I was inside with them, so I sat my stuff down and ran out to get them then when I came back in some Korean guys started looking at the mag (which was the last one) and I was like "Oh, no! That's mine!" so they just kind of laughed at me since it's a men's magazine and all...
 
[quote name='Odenat']Condoms don't bother me anymore it's getting the KY jelly that's embarassing to me :)[/QUOTE]
Ooh, that's another good one. Or the dreaded combo of both condoms and lube.
 
[quote name='Rig']
Although it's not really embarassing, I have to go to the mall today and get some specific makeup for the gf...and I don't know what the hell I'm looking for...[/QUOTE]

I think makeup was the only embarrassing thing I bought. Because my sister wanted certain type of make-up, hair dye and a dress for christmas one year. So there I am at the checkout line with hair-day, makeup, and a dress. Then the cashier is ringing me up and to tops it all off I was like "I can't find the champagne color blush oh well this should be enough". Trust me I was getting some awkward looks and I felt embarrassed.

Also at my job I was being a cashier and this lady had half a damn cart full of summer eve. What type of canyon does this lady need to flush. I wonder if she was embarrassed.

[quote name='snotknocker']nipple clamps and a whip[/QUOTE]

what types of look do you think you going to get a tractor supply store at 2 in the morning buying that type of stuff :D
 
when you buy stuff like KY jelly don't just buy it by itself, do it as your grocery shopping. If you just buy it by itself they start thinking "lube huh." But when you shopping maybe buy some other stuff like a bag of chips some soda, diapers, then get stuff a little more weird that you don't even need like herpes cream.
 
I don't get embarassed as much these days. Last time I felt a little embarassed buying something was when I bought Titanic soundtrack CD. That was years ago.
 
I live near Blockbuster, and my mom loves sex and the city.

So I went to rent it for her.

The lady couldn't, like, ring it up, so she shouted to some guy in the back of the store, "Hey (insert name), there's something wrong with this Sex and the City tape!".

People looked at me all funny.
 
There was this Jay Leno funny that i saw on tv. Jay said they came out the extra small condoms. He then said that the store try to ring up condoms and then the cashier said, "Can i get a price check on the extra small condoms, a price check on the extra small condoms!" over the telecom or something. that was funny.
 
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