Why are golfers such whiny pussies?

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I work at a local public links while college is out, and I swear to god, I don't know how much longer I can take it. I changed the pin placements this morning (which is needlessly difficult at this place because lack of funds means we have cup-cutters that can't slice butter) and I had to change 4 of them (after getting chewed out) because golfers were complaining that they were too "hard". I also have to limb up trees tommorow (with a pole saw, apparently chainsaws haven't been invented yet) that are not in play because they " can't find [their] balls" when they fucking SHANK them way to the left /right of the fairway (we're talking almost into the woods).

Add this to the complaints that the bunkers have too much/not enough sand in them and that the greens aren't green enough, and I think it's safe to say that golfers have the most sand in their vagina of anyone I've ever seen (and yes, I've worked retail before). If they want it easy, why don't they just go play miniature golf?

Sorry, needed to rant.
 
Reality's Fringe;3118270 said:
I work at a local public links while college is out, and I swear to god, I don't know how much longer I can take it. I changed the pin placements this morning (which is needlessly difficult at this place because lack of funds means we have cup-cutters that can't slice butter) and I had to change 4 of them (after getting chewed out) because golfers were complaining that they were too "hard". I also have to limb up trees tommorow (with a pole saw, apparently chainsaws haven't been invented yet) that are not in play because they " can't find [their] balls" when they fucking SHANK them way to the left /right of the fairway (we're talking almost into the woods).

Add this to the complaints that the bunkers have too much/not enough sand in them and that the greens aren't green enough, and I think it's safe to say that golfers have the most sand in their vagina of anyone I've ever seen (and yes, I've worked retail before).

Sorry, needed to rant.
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As someone once said, "If you don't sweat, get dirt, sustain and injury to a body part, then it ain't a sport"
 
Reality's Fringe;3118270]I work at a local public links while college is out said:
1. If there are any bunkers around said hole, stand the pin up in the sand trap, and don't cut a hole at all on the green.

2. Clip the high branches, and leave all the leafy low ones that are just out of reach of a tall whiny golfer swinging a driver...I'd say around 11-12 feet up. That way, they can still see their ball, and stand no chance in hell of ever getting it back.

3. Put a stake by the greens saying they're U.S. Open caliber on the stimpmeter. (Fast as all hell with no brakes.)

4. If they still bitch and moan, tell them that's what handicaps are for.

If they can't have fun playing golf, they ain't got business on the course. This comes from someone who usually plays once/twice a week.
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Its very simple the people that are whiney are made that they're lack the skill to golf, so they take it out on you.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']As someone once said, "If you don't sweat, get dirt, sustain and injury to a body part, then it ain't a sport"[/quote]

Who says you don't sweat? It gets hot standing in the sun.
 
Give them a potato cannon to drive with instead. Or tell them next time they bitch they can't use carts.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']As someone once said, "If you don't sweat, get dirt, sustain and injury to a body part, then it ain't a sport"[/QUOTE]

Golf has all that well pro golf does. Some pricks on a community course don't count in that group.
 
[quote name='2poor']Who says you don't sweat? It gets hot standing in the sun.[/QUOTE]

yea when you wear a pink or yellow shirt , yep that's going to make you sweat
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']As someone once said, "If you don't sweat, get dirt, sustain and injury to a body part, then it ain't a sport"[/QUOTE]

Golf has all that well pro golf does. Some pricks on a community course don't count in that group. Hell a lot of old timers die on courses every year. The number one killer on golf courses are heart attacks followed by lighting strikes.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Golf has all that well pro golf does. Some pricks on a community course don't count in that group. Hell a lot of old timers die on courses every year. The number one killer on golf courses are heart attacks followed by lighting strikes.[/quote]

I wish getting hit by a VW bug while putting was on the list :(.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']well the upside of golfing is that to the best of my knowledge, they don't take steroids in improve there swing :)[/QUOTE]

Do I smell baseballesque trails, and scandals?
 
[quote name='Magehart']I wish getting hit by a VW bug while putting was on the list :(.[/QUOTE]Surprised it took this long for a Happy Gilmore reference.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']well the upside of golfing is that to the best of my knowledge, they don't take steroids to improve there swing :)[/QUOTE]
You don't? So thats why I broke that club when I went to the driving range...

I just thought my sweater vest was on too tight.
 
Put the pin on Hole #10 on a hill today so that if you don't hit it dead on it'll roll back onto the collar. Also placed the cup only 1 inch below the ground so that if a ball rolls into it too fast it'll pop back up.

Spent an hour and a half parked on the side of the approach laughing at the results.

Then I got yelled at....but at least this time it was with good reason.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Its very simple the people that are whiney are made that they're lack the skill to golf, so they take it out on you.[/QUOTE]

Yeah what are these assclowns that are complaining shooting? I mean if we're talking about the hole placement made them shoot 115 instead of 110 then tell them to eat a cock.
 
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