Wiping your ass causes global warming

[quote name='elprincipe']
I wonder if the people who wrote this article have any idea that the "virgin forest" they so misleadingly describe is in reality farmed tree stands planted for the express purpose of harvest years later.[/quote]
Yeah, and you fuckers had better appreciate it next time you wipe your asses.

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Keep using your fancy toilet paper, people. The Crotch needs to pay his tuition.
 
Does it make you feel better knowing that the tree you're planting will someday be used to wipe someone's ass?
 
JJ: Does it make you feel better to know that when you die, your body will decompose and can be used as nutrients by trees that may one day become toilet paper?
[quote name='Ruined']How about we wipe our ass with tree leaves instead?[/quote]
It's not the easiest thing. I've had people recommend fireweed for it, but the leaves are just too damn small. Poplar leaves are alright by me, but still not the greatest. You need, like... large maple leaves at the very least to be comfortable.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']JJ: Does it make you feel better to know that when you die, your body will decompose and can be used as nutrients by trees that may one day become toilet paper?
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I plan on becoming highly radioactive before dying. I imagine nothing will grow from my corpse, unless I turn into a ghoul w/a tree growing out of my head that I talk to.
 
[quote name='Ruined']How about we wipe our ass with tree leaves instead?[/QUOTE]

We should use broken 360s. Another global crisis solved.
 
[quote name='Strell']We should use broken 360s. Another global crisis solved.[/quote]

Ouch, talk about red rings....
 
This reminds me of the first time I used a bidet. I cried myself to sleep that night, but eventually I got used to the fluid shooting at my anus.

Just like my girlfriend.
 
[quote name='Strell']We should use broken 360s. Another global crisis solved.[/QUOTE]

Not to mention 360 early adopters would get HDMI models then after they sent in their launch units for repair ;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']Hemp. Done.[/QUOTE]

Ditto. You just recommended what I was going to. I mean 4 times as much paper on one acre compared to tree's and it takes a shorter time? Why the fuck not? I don't even know why this story should be a concern unless you either don't know about, or prefer to pretend Hemp doesn't exist.
 
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