i love the quote from the something awful review of baby boomer
Enemies:
From the manual:
Spider, Snake, Chain Saw, Devil, Spook, Hammer, Missile, Pickaxe, Rat, Raven, Rock, Riveter, Skeleton, Ghost, Bat, Cat.
One reason NES games were always so difficult was that everything in the

ing universe was trying to kill you. You could play a game where the goal was to throw toothpaste at ninja drug smugglers and still count on being attacked by 40 different types of cats, dinosaurs, and periodic elements. Baby Boomer gives us conclusive proof that nature hates babies, as video game scientists are still attempting to classify the thousands of species of insects they found trying to lay eggs in his soft, moist baby skull.