John Edwards Experimenting With New Catch Phrases

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SEN. JOHN EDWARDS (D-NC) (clip of a speech): "I'd say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you've lost your mind."

This last night from Erie, Pennsylvania. Funny, had I still been in college I would have attended this event, no one came to Erie. Ooops, John Edwards did, guess he's staying off the beaten path.

Other catch phrases Edwards considered.

If you vote for Bush, you're a poopy head.
If you vote for Bush, you only have one oar in the water.
If you vote for Bush, your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
If you vote for Bush, baby Jesus cries.
If you vote for Bush, I have to go back to being a lawyer.
If you vote for Bush, I'll push you down and take your lunch money.
If you vote for Bush, my dad will beat up your dad.
If you vote for Bush, I'll kick, scream and cry on the floor of the Senate.
If you vote for Bush, I'll be more irrelevant than Dan Quayle.
If you vote for Bush, you're stupid stupid stupid!
 
[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']SEN. JOHN EDWARDS (D-NC) (clip of a speech): "I'd say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you've lost your mind."
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I agree.
 
[quote name='MrBadExample']I'm hoping Edwards gets Cheney flustered enough to shout out his catchphrase "Go shaq-fu yourself!"[/quote]

Yeah, either that or Cheney's heart exploding would be nice.
 
It'd be funnier if Howard Dean had said it and followed it up with a Yeaaarrrgh.

Alas, I'll most likely be making baby Jesus cry soon.
 
[quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='MrBadExample']I'm hoping Edwards gets Cheney flustered enough to shout out his catchphrase "Go shaq-fu yourself!"[/quote]

Yeah, either that or Cheney's heart exploding would be nice.[/quote]

not hard to figure out who you are voting for :lol:
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='MrBadExample']I'm hoping Edwards gets Cheney flustered enough to shout out his catchphrase "Go shaq-fu yourself!"[/quote]

Yeah, either that or Cheney's heart exploding would be nice.[/quote]

not hard to figure out who you are voting for :lol:[/quote]

Yeah, I tried to keep it low key for awhile, but I just couldn't help myself.
Regardless, I live in New York City, so that should be a big enough clue anyway.
 
[quote name='Doylerulez']It'd be funnier if Howard Dean had said it and followed it up with a Yeaaarrrgh.

Alas, I'll most likely be making baby Jesus cry soon.[/quote]

Yeah, fuck baby Jesus (not literally, you pedo).
 
I like Cheny and Edwars more than Bush and Kerry (that sounds like a TV show).

Bush is practicing his new "phases", it's called the English language.
 
[quote name='David85']I like Cheny and Edwars more than Bush and Kerry (that sounds like a TV show).

Bush is practicing his new "phases", it's called the English language.[/quote]

SLAM!!! I'd call that a "nucular" SLAM!! (...yes, I spelled that wrong on purpose...) 8)
 
[quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='CheapyD'][quote name='MrBadExample']I'm hoping Edwards gets Cheney flustered enough to shout out his catchphrase "Go shaq-fu yourself!"[/quote]

Yeah, either that or Cheney's heart exploding would be nice.[/quote]

not hard to figure out who you are voting for :lol:[/quote]

Yeah, I tried to keep it low key for awhile, but I just couldn't help myself.
Regardless, I live in New York City, so that should be a big enough clue anyway.[/quote]

Go cheapy! I had no idea!
 
[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']SEN. JOHN EDWARDS (D-NC) (clip of a speech): "I'd say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you've lost your mind."

This last night from Erie, Pennsylvania. Funny, had I still been in college I would have attended this event, no one came to Erie. Ooops, John Edwards did, guess he's staying off the beaten path.
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Actually, Bush was in Erie about a month ago...

From the Washington Post (September 4):

Bush spent most of the day traveling through Ohio in his bus caravan, then finished with a rally in Erie, Pa., before returning to the White House.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A62437-2004Sep4.html
 
[quote name='David85']
Bush is practicing his new "phases", it's called the English language.[/quote]

Maybe you should follow suit. :)
 
[quote name='Supernothing'][quote name='David85']
Bush is practicing his new "phases", it's called the English language.[/quote]

Maybe you should follow suit. :)[/quote]


Why?

My english is better than the Presidents and billions of people don't listen to me when I speak.
 
[quote name='David85'][quote name='Supernothing'][quote name='David85']
Bush is practicing his new "phases", it's called the English language.[/quote]

Maybe you should follow suit. :)[/quote]


Why?

My english is better than the Presidents and billions of people don't listen to me when I speak.[/quote]

While I'm sure it was a typo, and Bush is very, very far from being an English grammar scholar (or speaker). But chances are if George Bush said or even typed phases instead of phrases, you and many others would've likely ripped on him for it.
 
i think Bush's most effective phrase is "If you dont vote for me, Dick will ride you like a horse!" another one of my favorites is....
"i miT be taking money away from scools, but i didn't go to scool and luk et me, im the presedent!"
 
oh, and you can't forget the new "Rap" hes making about the election....its a work in progress...

"My name is Dubya, and im here to say, all you other canidates get outa my way. Cause if you dont vote for me, then you will die, i got Cheney on my side, HE WILL MAKE YOU CRY! Im from Texas, the cowboy state, we like to drink, and masterb..........."
 
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