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#91 Indiana   Over 3 decades of gaming! CAGiversary!   3134 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

Posted 06 August 2007 - 06:28 PM

Xbox 360

I would want Trojan to be the sponser. So much fun during the race...you could have the annocers saying the trojan just rammed into the hooters... car. lol ...

#92 trabbahabba   Neil Diamond is Cooler Than Us All CAGiversary!   386 Posts   Joined 10.8 Years Ago  


Posted 06 August 2007 - 09:12 PM

360 or PS3 version.

I would like to be sponsored by Microsoft. I figure my car will work something like this.

Start of the race:
In order to unlock the doors of the car I will have to simultaneuosly put one hand on the rear bumper, one hand on the windshield and one on the door. (CTRL-ALT-DEL)

Lap 10:
For some reason the car will begin moving very very slowly at which point I will have to pit, shut off the engine, wait 30 seconds and restart. This is of course after my pit chief had to put one hand on the rear bumper, one hand on the windshield and one on the door so that I could get out of the car. (which for some reason is necessary to get it restarted)

Lap 20:
A message will come over the radio that there is some kind of error with how the car is running. I won't notice anything happening at all, but the message will keep coming. I will have the crew chief send the error report to microsoft which result in ... absolutely nothing

Lap 34:
A ten year old kid will scream profanity at us over the radio after we are passed by the Nintendo Wii car.

Lap 35:
Achievement: Your car has actually lasted for 35 Laps!

Lap 36:
Three lights on the Tachometer will come up and the car will effectively die. I will try my best to get it to pit where a mexican wearing a Property of McAllen Texas t-shirt will promptly cover the car and tow it away.

Lap 40:
Microsoft will contact the crew chief to let me know that a new car is on the way.

Lap 350:
Microsoft delivers a new car and will be completely confused when we explain that the race was over for us on lap 36, and that all this time was wasted without actually having the car work. Upon inspection of the new car, we will find that this is actually Jeff Gordon's car which was wrecked last week at Daytona. It now has a Microsoft logo on it.

#93 GenDV138   Beer me CAGiversary!   2366 Posts   Joined 13.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 August 2007 - 04:14 AM

My sponsor would be Hasbro so I could have Decepticon logos on my car!

Xbox 360

#94 erniet21   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   3 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  


Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:01 PM

PS2. Sesame Street could sponsor me, but I suppose I'd have to pay them because they work on grants and donations. Okay.

#95 Zebo   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   3 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:03 PM

I would like to be sponsored by PS3, because at first I would be expensive and with not a lot of functions and in mid-race I start to get my upgrades and try to compete with the rest of the cars...

PS3 por favor!!

#96 spoo   Wood for your sheep CAGiversary!   5136 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:37 PM


My sponsor would be JELLO Pudding Pops, like you had to ask ;)

#97 scattershot NA   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   1 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

scattershot NA

Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:54 PM

I would be Sponsored by the electric company. They could then pay me to play all these new games coming out.

#98 djpookie2000   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   102 Posts   Joined 11.9 Years Ago  


Posted 08 August 2007 - 06:39 AM

PS3 version please.

Ky Jelly would be my sponsor.

KY Madness

#99 dmrx24   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   133 Posts   Joined 11.1 Years Ago  

Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:31 AM

Xbox 360

I would like to be sponsored by Fox to promote the simpsons movie and all other things simpson related.

#100 DarkNessBear   CABear CAGiversary!   6477 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  


Posted 08 August 2007 - 05:18 PM

PS3 Version!

And I would be sponsored by, your MOM!

#101 neonglow   Penguin Shine! CAGiversary!   1624 Posts   Joined 13.1 Years Ago  

Posted 08 August 2007 - 08:28 PM


Sponsored by KFC cause it's fried chicken....yum!

#102 Jimbo Slice   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   7383 Posts   Joined 11.6 Years Ago  

Jimbo Slice

Posted 08 August 2007 - 08:44 PM

I could take either PS3 or 360 version.

I'd want to be sponsored by the Discovery Channel, so that I could have a sweet ass Lion or Gator on my shit.

#103 whoknows   Time and Eternity for all of time and eternity CAGiversary!   38593 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago  

Posted 08 August 2007 - 09:08 PM


Sponsored by the Kwik-E-Mart.

Everyone loves Squishee's.

you are a pillar of the video game/gaming community.  

Thanks you are truly a pillar of the community!


It's because of pillars like you, I remain in this community.  Thank you!


Spoken like a true pillar. The community sends its many thanks.


How dare you speak to the pillar of our community that way. If he says you're a closet vita fan he knows what he's talking about.



#104 letsgetacid   Would you kindly? CAGiversary!   319 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  


Posted 09 August 2007 - 06:10 AM

360 Version Please.

I'd like Sega to sponsor me, especially adorning my car with Dreamcast everything. Because, even though I probably wouldn't win, I'd still be loved forever.


#105 rolio64   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   40 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 09 August 2007 - 06:52 AM


in case this contest is still good, I'd very much like to be sponsored by, in order:

Nano's Taco Run
Whataburger A-1 Thick-and-Hearty Burger

#106 kPod   .hack//ADDICTION CAGiversary!   238 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 09 August 2007 - 01:24 PM

PS2 (go multi-regioned console! : D)

I'd be stuck between a few choices.

Rohypnol - Because some nights are best forgotten.
Loreal (insert picture of CheapyD below logo)
Lynx - For that cheap, teenage smell of desparation.

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#107 eswat   Kill many bear CAGiversary!   2344 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 09 August 2007 - 02:57 PM

Forgot about this QQ, hopefully I'm not too late. 360 version.

Would <3 to be sponsored by Faux (read: FOX) News, and paint a giant HLS bar with threat level: Severe on my hood, with Bill O'Reilly looking down at you in shame on the rear of my car :>

#108 jpmaris   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   18 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:45 PM

I'd go for the PS3 version of the game.

My sponsor in NASCAR: Obama '08, just to tick off the NASCAR fans.

#109 jazzchamp   ! CAGiversary!   134 Posts   Joined 13.0 Years Ago  


Posted 10 August 2007 - 01:02 PM


Sponsored by: The NCAA Football 16 team playoff system coming in 2082!

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#110 LiK   Internet Superstar CAGiversary!   2299 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

Posted 10 August 2007 - 01:06 PM

congrats to Inu
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#111 radjago   Long-time CAG CAGiversary!   4075 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:46 PM


Sponsor would be EA Sports, of course.

Edit: Oops, late to the party. Have to catch up on my podcasts.