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#271 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 18 June 2005 - 09:01 PM

Nevar! It's just not Sub without underage girls as his desktop. :shame:

Besides, the background and the white trenchcoat are pretty ho-hum.


Ho-hum? You know there's more to shot composition than exposed skin. ;) :lol:

#272 evilmregg   drinks your milk shake. CAGiversary!   3519 Posts   Joined 14.6 Years Ago  

Posted 19 June 2005 - 03:03 AM

Ho-hum? You know there's more to shot composition than exposed skin. ;) :lol:


She looks vaguely corpse-like in that picture... which is right up my alley. :lol:

#273 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 19 June 2005 - 04:47 AM

This is what I'm talking about. :drool::drool::drool: (NSFW.)


#274 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 19 June 2005 - 07:27 AM

She looks vaguely corpse-like in that picture... which is right up my alley. :lol:


Hell yeah. :drool: :drool: :drool:

This is what I'm talking about. :drool::drool::drool: (NSFW.)


They aren't even real ...

#275 jaykrue   Professor Of Pimpology CAGiversary!   8592 Posts   Joined 14.6 Years Ago  

Posted 19 June 2005 - 08:04 AM

Still, there ARE better pics that show off the lovely Elisha.

#276 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 19 June 2005 - 08:12 AM

Still, there ARE better pics that show off the lovely Elisha.


True, but I just like the pic ... it's not just about the girl, I take the whole image into consideration. Same with my sig (and the previous Scarlett one, though you wouldn't know it by looking at it).

If that makes me just a little bit gay, then I can live with that. :lol:

#277 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

Posted 19 June 2005 - 02:13 PM

True, but I just like the pic ... it's not just about the girl, I take the whole image into consideration. Same with my sig (and the previous Scarlett one, though you wouldn't know it by looking at it).

If that makes me just a little bit gay, then I can live with that. :lol:


I think you'd actually get more women if you were gay...

#278 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 19 June 2005 - 04:04 PM

I think you'd actually get more women if you were gay...


How is that even possible? ;)

http://www.bloodhoun...rics/queer.html

#279 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 19 June 2005 - 07:25 PM

They aren't even real ...


Meh.. I tried to find a picture I liked of some real girl, but no success.

#280 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 19 June 2005 - 10:42 PM

Meh.. I tried to find a picture I liked of some real girl, but no success.


At least those two didn't have tails. :lol: :puke:

#281 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:37 PM

At least those two didn't have tails. :lol: :puke:


I also noticed the lack of horse penis....

#282 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 19 June 2005 - 11:57 PM

I also noticed the lack of horse penis....


Mmmm ... horse penis. Now there's something you can really sink your teeth into. :lol:

#283 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 12:29 AM

Sounds like you've made a huge mistake. :lol:

Side note: Maeby is hot. I don't think I've ever mentioned that, so ... yeah.


Posted Image

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

#284 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:06 AM

*no, I don't think we need that link, thanks*

Oh yeah.. NSFW.


#285 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:08 AM

*no, I don't think we need that link, thanks*


Holy NSFW, Batman!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Lets try to keep this on topic. More teen girls, less horse cock. :lol:

#286 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:25 AM

You know who else got hot?

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:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

That's Ruthie, if you can't tell. :lol:

EDIT:

When Rosman is not on the set, she enjoys reading, gymnastics and horseback riding.


:drool: :drool: :drool:

#287 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:39 AM

Holy NSFW, Batman!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Lets try to keep this on topic. More teen girls, less horse cock. :lol:


Oi, oi, I tagged it, finally. I know how you guys all bent out of shape when you see something mummy wouldn't like. ;)

Now to find a teenage mare with a teeny-weeny peener..

#288 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:41 AM

You know who else got hot?

Posted Image

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

That's Ruthie, if you can't tell. :lol:


Errr.. No. :)

#289 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:49 AM

How about this gal? She's Irish, and not too bad. I'd hit her, but not for too long. A booty call candidate, at least.

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At least she says she's Irish... I anticipate shenanigans.

And yes, I know she isn't jailbait. Find me a pretty jailbait genuine Irish/Scottish girl, and I'l give you a cookie. :) Who wouldn't want a cookie?!

#290 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:01 AM

How about this gal? She's Irish, and not too bad. I'd hit her, but not for too long. A booty call candidate, at least.

http://www.likemybod...8aa19461467.jpg

At least she says she's Irish... I anticipate shenanigans.

And yes, I know she isn't jailbait. Find me a pretty jailbait genuine Irish/Scottish girl, and I'l give you a cookie. :) Who wouldn't want a cookie?!


You can't say no to Ruthie and offer up substandard (not to mention legal) alternatives. :lol:

I have an irish friend, but she's 20 ... I don't know any irish jailbait. :lol:

#291 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:03 AM

You can't say no to Ruthie and offer up substandard (not to mention legal) alternatives. :lol:

I have an irish friend, but she's 20 ... I don't know any irish jailbait. :lol:


Bah, even the un-named booty call is better than Ruthie. Fuck, I even cringe at the name! I suppose it's back to google for me. ;)

#292 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:10 AM

Bah, even the un-named booty call is better than Ruthie. Fuck, I even cringe at the name! I suppose it's back to google for me. ;)


It's not a good name, but more people will recognize her by her character's name. :lol:

Oh yeah, here's that friend of mine ... too bad she's legal. :cry:

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#293 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:13 AM

It's not a good name, but more people will recognize her by her character's name. :lol:

Oh yeah, here's that friend of mine ... too bad she's legal. :cry:

Posted Image


Come on, titty! *Wants to peel down the damn top of the blouse-thing.*

SCREEEEAAAAYAH:
Posted Image

I think she's been possesed, or smoked weed for the first time.

#294 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:15 AM

Come on, titty! *Wants to peel down the damn top of the blouse-thing.*


:lol:

SCREEEEAAAAYAH:
http://www.carlin.co..._Irish_Girl.jpg

I think she's been possesed, or smoked weed for the first time.


No thanks. At least find a pic of Lindsay Lohan during the Parent Trap days. :drool: :drool: :drool: :lol:

#295 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:20 AM

:lol:



No thanks. At least find a pic of Lindsay Lohan during the Parent Trap days. :drool: :drool: :drool: :lol:


Oooooooohh yes. Blonde hair and punk getup? :puke:

Now, more legal, although this makes me wanna move to Ireland:

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:drool::drool::drool: Face isn't too hot, but you can't not love melons like those.

#296 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:25 AM

Posted Image "No, I have no idea that in a few years, I'll be a millionaire and wanking symbol of perverted boys everywhere."

Posted Image Damn you, paysites!

#297 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:47 AM

The formerly jailbait Margo Harshman:
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:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

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Unfortunately an old pic ... she's actually 19 now. But she wasn't in all those episodes of Even Stevens. :drool: :drool: :drool: :lol:

#298 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 04:59 AM

The formerly jailbait Margo Harshman:
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:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Posted Image
Unfortunately an old pic ... she's actually 19 now. But she wasn't in all those episodes of Even Stevens. :drool: :drool: :drool: :lol:


She loses points for the shoes. There's nothing I detest more than converse.

However, I'd hit it. (Don't have the banana on the laptop. ;)) :drool::drool::drool:

#299 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 05:12 AM

She loses points for the shoes. There's nothing I detest more than converse.

However, I'd hit it. (Don't have the banana on the laptop. ;)) :drool::drool::drool:


"Dwight" wore red chucks in Sin City, so I can't say anything bad about hers. :lol:

I'm sure you can find several banana variations earlier in this thread, likely within the first few pages. :lol:

#300 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.5 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 05:17 AM

"Dwight" wore red chucks in Sin City, so I can't say anything bad about hers. :lol:

I'm sure you can find several banana variations earlier in this thread, likely within the first few pages. :lol:


Yeah, but I'm tired, lazy, and my hands are, shall we say, sticky. ;)

That horse pr0n is too hot. :drool::drool: ;)