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#301 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 05:19 AM

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You lazy bitch. ;)

#302 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 01:23 PM

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You lazy bitch. ;)


How many of those were posted by me in the first place? :lol:

#303 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 01:28 PM

How many of those were posted by me in the first place? :lol:


Just the big one, at least within those two pages. :lol:

#304 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 01:38 PM

Just the big one, at least within those two pages. :lol:



That's all? Aw, I'm losing my touch.

#305 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 01:41 PM

Yeah, but I'm tired, lazy, and my hands are, shall we say, sticky. ;)

That horse pr0n is too hot. :drool::drool: ;)


I find you masturbating to a hand drawn picture of a giant horse penis to be the single most disturbing thing ever. I would rather visualize .... just about anything else.

#306 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 01:46 PM

I find you masturbating to a hand drawn picture of a giant horse penis to be the single most disturbing thing ever. I would rather visualize .... just about anything else.


I'm not good at visualizing anything, so his hand drawn visual aids really help me out. :joystick: :lol:

#307 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:10 PM

I find you masturbating to a hand drawn picture of a giant horse penis to be the single most disturbing thing ever. I would rather visualize .... just about anything else.


Just about *no, I don't think we need that link, thanks* else, eh?

nfsa.

#308 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:12 PM

Just about *no, I don't think we need that link, thanks* else, eh?

nfsa.


Oh hell no. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Now someone explain to me why I felt the need to click on that link, knowing full well how wrong it would be. :lol: :-| :cry:

#309 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:12 PM

Just about *no, I don't think we need that link, thanks* else, eh?

nfsa.


I'm at work so I'm not even going to bother, but I know its something that I would get banned for.

Why the Fuck did I get banned for posting a link with 18 warnings before it and this little douche posts animal porn in every other thread and no one even comments on it?

#310 shrike4242   Not My Job Anymore, Go Bother Someone Else. CAGiversary!   49872 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:27 PM

I'm at work so I'm not even going to bother, but I know its something that I would get banned for.

Why the Fuck did I get banned for posting a link with 18 warnings before it and this little douche posts animal porn in every other thread and no one even comments on it?


I didn't do the banning, so take that up with the mod in question.

Tiphireth, any more links like that, labelled NSFA, NSFW or whatever, and I think you'll have a nice little time out from CAG.

#311 Kayden   Banned Banned   17673 Posts   Joined 13.9 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:32 PM

Oh hell no. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Now someone explain to me why I felt the need to click on that link, knowing full well how wrong it would be. :lol: :-| :cry:


Dare I ask what it was?

#312 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:34 PM

I didn't do the banning, so take that up with the mod in question.

Tiphireth, any more links like that, labelled NSFA, NSFW or whatever, and I think you'll have a nice little time out from CAG.


Righto.

#313 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:43 PM

Dare I ask what it was?


It was some sort of dolphin looking thing ... pleasuring himself. This included the use of a certain toy.

#314 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:47 PM

It was some sort of dolphin looking thing ... pleasuring himself. This included the use of a certain toy.


Yeah, don't even click on it, it's pretty gross.

#315 shrike4242   Not My Job Anymore, Go Bother Someone Else. CAGiversary!   49872 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:03 PM

Yeah, don't even click on it, it's pretty gross.


Nothing to click on, so that won't be a worry, now will it?

#316 Backlash   www.thecoverproject.net CAGiversary!   4792 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:12 PM

Less disgusting links, more jailbait needed. Unfortunately, I have nothing to contribute.

#317 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:17 PM

Nothing to click on, so that won't be a worry, now will it?


You got to it before I did.

#318 shrike4242   Not My Job Anymore, Go Bother Someone Else. CAGiversary!   49872 Posts   Joined 14.3 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:43 PM

You got to it before I did.


Indeed I did. Reported posts get top priority attention.

#319 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 10:57 PM

I got my copy of Beautiful Girls today, along with a bunch of other stuff from my DDD order. 15 year old Natalie Portman here I come! :drool: :lol:

#320 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 11:03 PM

I got my copy of Beautiful Girls today, along with a bunch of other stuff from my DDD order. 15 year old Natalie Portman here I come! :drool: :lol:


Beautiful Girls?! It has fucking ROSIE O'DONNEL. -2 die, bitch. :bomb:

Oh, yeah, I have to ask- You know those Brinks commercials, with the mother, and the daughters in the basement, and the dumbass criminal who breaks the window and runs off? I've always thought the blonde daughter wasn't too bad, even with the fakey scared expression. I wonder if there's a still picture of her somewhere..

#321 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 11:06 PM

Beautiful Girls?! It has fucking ROSIE O'DONNEL. -2 die, bitch. :bomb:

Oh, yeah, I have to ask- You know those Brinks commercials, with the mother, and the daughters in the basement, and the dumbass criminal who breaks the window and runs off? I've always thought the blonde daughter wasn't too bad, even with the fakey scared expression. I wonder if there's a still picture of her somewhere..


Natalie more than makes up for Rosie. :lol:

I have no idea what you're talking about ...

#322 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 11:15 PM

Natalie more than makes up for Rosie. :lol:

I have no idea what you're talking about ...


I have to disagree. While Natalie could make up for, say, Whoopie Goldberg, nothing can make up for Rosie O'Donnel. Seriously, you could have the most bad-assed action flick, with Bruce Campbel wielding double shotguns complimented with Mac 10's facing off against the Master Chief, while the hottest lesbians hump each other in the back ground, directed by Tarantino. But if it features Rosie, even if she's killed, that film will still suck. ( Still a movie like the one I described, minus Rosie, would be the best movie in the world. )

You haven't seen the commercial, where the two guys pull up in a van dressed like postal workers, note that it seems like nobody's home, and the guy riding shotgun walks up to the house, pulls a crowbar out of the package, andbreaks the window. An alarm goes off, and we cut to a family doing laundry int he basement. The daughters freak out, and the mom shuts the door as Brinks calls on the phone, and affirms everything is okay. One of the daugters is a pretty blonde who stands off to the side looking scared while the mother hugs the other daughter.

They're on constantly.

#323 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 21 June 2005 - 11:22 PM

I have to disagree. While Natalie could make up for, say, Whoopie Goldberg, nothing can make up for Rosie O'Donnel. Seriously, you could have the most bad-assed action flick, with Bruce Campbel wielding double shotguns complimented with Mac 10's facing off against the Master Chief, while the hottest lesbians hump each other in the back ground, directed by Tarantino. But if it features Rosie, even if she's killed, that film will still suck. ( Still a movie like the one I described, minus Rosie, would be the best movie in the world. )

You haven't seen the commercial, where the two guys pull up in a van dressed like postal workers, note that it seems like nobody's home, and the guy riding shotgun walks up to the house, pulls a crowbar out of the package, andbreaks the window. An alarm goes off, and we cut to a family doing laundry int he basement. The daughters freak out, and the mom shuts the door as Brinks calls on the phone, and affirms everything is okay. One of the daugters is a pretty blonde who stands off to the side looking scared while the mother hugs the other daughter.

They're on constantly.


I'd have to disagree. In fact, I'm not sure Rosie is even worse than Whoopie. :lol:

I don't watch much tv, and when I do it's usually disney, espn, or [as]. :oops:

#324 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 21 June 2005 - 11:31 PM

I'd have to disagree. In fact, I'm not sure Rosie is even worse than Whoopie. :lol:

I don't watch much tv, and when I do it's usually disney, espn, or [as]. :oops:


Whoopie is revolting to the extreme, but Rosie still tops her. Especially with the ad I saw in EW for a new show or movie called 'Riding the Bus With my Sister', in which she plays herself: a childish retard. Seeing that beluga in children's clothing makes me want to vomit.

Maybe someone can get me a still from that commercial to show you. :)

And for other sinister uses, naturally. ;)

#325 jaykrue   Professor Of Pimpology CAGiversary!   8592 Posts   Joined 14.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:14 AM

Natalie Portman TOTALLY steals the spotlight in Beautiful Girls. She had the best dialogue not to mention she practically had almost all the guys who interacted with her considering some jailtime.

#326 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:16 AM

Natalie Portman TOTALLY steals the spotlight in Beautiful Girls. She had the best dialogue not to mention she practically had almost all the guys who interacted with her considering some jailtime.


She's the only reason to watch the movie ... simply brilliant. And so fucking hot. :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot:

I'm partial to 12 year old Natalie if only because it was the first time I saw her (and she was great in Leon as well). But 15 year old Natalie is a sight to behold. :lol:

#327 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:19 AM

She's the only reason to watch the movie ... simply brilliant. And so fucking hot. :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot:

I'm partial to 12 year old Natalie if only because it was the first time I saw her (and she was great in Leon as well). But 15 year old Natalie is a sight to behold. :lol:


Either of you want to post a pic of her from the movie? :)

#328 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:21 AM

Either of you want to post a pic of her from the movie? :)


I could screen cap it, but you have to understand how much her character increases the hot factor. I mean, she's not exactly showing the goods or anything like that.

Which reminds me, I also got Closer today. I smell double feature! :twisted:

#329 Hex   Buffet of Horsiness CAGiversary!   10160 Posts   Joined 13.6 Years Ago  

Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:22 AM

I could screen cap it, but you have to understand how much her character increases the hot factor. I mean, she's not exactly showing the goods or anything like that.


I think I can manage. ;)

#330 sblymnlcrymnl   married ... with children CAGiversary!   30091 Posts   Joined 14.9 Years Ago  

sblymnlcrymnl

Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:44 AM

I think I can manage. ;)


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Thirteen. But I have an old soul.


Of course, she was actually 15 ... still:

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