The Eternal SonOTTa. AKA The Shitty OTT!

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[quote name='Mojimbo']I never knew Chopin wasn't pronounced "Choppin'"(Show-pahn?).[/QUOTE]

That's because you're uncultured.

And seriously, how can you not have book up there?
 
(4:30:12 PM) Strell: I've just been remoted in to this client's comp for over 2 hours working on shit
(4:30:15 PM) Strell: they aren't even in their office
(4:30:26 PM) Strell: I guess if I was a truly slick fucker I could look up porn on their comp
(4:30:31 PM) Strell: That would be something to write home about.
(4:30:47 PM) Strell: "Well I wasn't look at porn AT work, I was looking at porn AT someone's remote computer in Indiana."

(4:35:43 PM) BattleChicken [CAG]: I bet they could trace it tho
(4:35:49 PM) Strell: im sure they could
(4:35:56 PM) Strell: im just saying it might prove to be a loophole
(4:36:16 PM) Strell: if you argued semantics well enough it would be
 
(4:37:30 PM) IlyaForPresident: i went to craig's list
(4:37:34 PM) IlyaForPresident: and it said "erotic"
(4:37:38 PM) IlyaForPresident: i was like "wtf"?
(4:37:40 PM) IlyaForPresident: so I clicked on it
(4:37:47 PM) IlyaForPresident: it's all like 18yo yadda yadda
(4:38:00 PM) IlyaForPresident: so then i clicked on the "man seeking woman"
(4:38:06 PM) IlyaForPresident: first thing I clicked on
(4:38:13 PM) IlyaForPresident: pulled up a picture of some bodacious black woman
(4:38:17 PM) IlyaForPresident: ...sucking on a cock.
(4:38:21 PM) IlyaForPresident: yeah, I closed that window
(4:38:26 PM) IlyaForPresident: and decided not to go there again
(4:38:30 PM) IlyaForPresident: (at work)
(4:38:32 PM) IlyaForPresident: hehehehehe
(4:38:50 PM) Strell: haha
(4:38:51 PM) IlyaForPresident: talk about "uncomfortable", though
(4:39:05 PM) IlyaForPresident: "hmm, i need a boyfriend..."
(4:39:08 PM) IlyaForPresident: "oh i know!"
(4:39:18 PM) IlyaForPresident: "i'll post a picture of me sucking cock on Craig's List!"
(4:39:20 PM) IlyaForPresident: "genius!"
(4:39:52 PM) Strell: could be worse
(4:39:56 PM) Strell: she could have a picture of her taking a dump
(4:40:00 PM) Strell: if she were smart
(4:40:09 PM) Strell: she'd have a picture of her simultaneously doing the dishes and baking a pie

(4:40:25 PM) IlyaForPresident: hahahahahahahahaha
 
Strell, this is the funniest part of the exchange:

(4:37:30 PM) IlyaForPresident: i went to craig's list
(4:37:34 PM) IlyaForPresident: and it said "erotic"
(4:37:38 PM) IlyaForPresident: i was like "wtf"?
(4:37:40 PM) IlyaForPresident: so I clicked on it
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']You kiddin'? It would get a decent score as soon as the reviewer knew that BT is involved.[/quote]

so they would kiss ass like that? He's on only one track on the Tale Of Three Cities ep but he had a huge hand in the production
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']I am. Just wish I could see her more.[/QUOTE] Well that's good. But you're still complaining about getting more than many of the persons here. :lol:


I'm too nice of a guy to be getting any at the moment ... which reminds me, I need to call Comedian Girl ...
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Shut up Pancake! AT LEAST I don't have a gay name pancake rabbit lol seriously who came up with that?[/QUOTE]
At least he doesn't listen to Paramore.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Shut up Pancake! AT LEAST I don't have a gay name pancake rabbit lol seriously who came up with that?[/QUOTE]

2520745920
igga.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']QotSA sucks.[/QUOTE]
Why'd you change your sig!? :lol:
 
Had an awkward time at the bank. I went to cash my stipend check and the teller kept insisting that I put at least deposit $5 or I couldn't get the cash. I obliged just to get out of there. She's the same woman that tried to get me to sign up for a credit card last time I was there cashing rebate checks, which I didn't care for either.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Oh well I love Fall Out Boy and their music totally kicks QotSA Musics ass.[/QUOTE]
The question bares asking:

Are you a girl?
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Oh well I love Fall Out Boy and their music totally kicks QotSA Musics ass.[/quote]

1. Are you serious?

2. You realize that little "quote" button quotes posts for you, right?
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']Can't we just say QotSA, Paramore and Fallot Boy all suck big floopy donkey dick and call it even[/QUOTE]
No, as that doesn't impress anyone.
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']Can't we just say QotSA, Paramore and Fallot Boy all suck big floopy donkey dick and call it even[/QUOTE]

Crap, it's fart bubble! Quickly, hide the music discussion!
 
[quote name='fart_bubble']Can't we just say QotSA, Paramore and Fallot Boy all suck big floopy donkey dick and call it even[/quote]That would work, as long as they're passing around sloppy seconds.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Crap, it's fart bubble! Quickly, hide the music discussion![/QUOTE]
And the nu-metal.

At least, he looks like he like nu-metal.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']1. Yes

2. I quote manually.[/quote]

1. I feel bad for you.

2. Waste of time?

This OTT has critically high fail levels. I suggest you refrain from ever doing so again.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I'd pop such a chub right now if I turned on the 360, went to the marketplace, and saw Rez sitting there to be downloaded.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I wish I had a super chocolately oreo cookie beard.[/QUOTE]

I wish I had one of those beards also. The actual dessert though, not so much.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Speaking of fail, here's a gem. Looks like this is his second OTT.[/quote]

Just because some people were young and naive doesn't mean they haven't changed there ways. Of all people you should know that Rocko.
 
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