(4:37:30 PM) IlyaForPresident: i went to craig's list
(4:37:34 PM) IlyaForPresident: and it said "erotic"
(4:37:38 PM) IlyaForPresident: i was like "wtf"?
(4:37:40 PM) IlyaForPresident: so I clicked on it
(4:37:47 PM) IlyaForPresident: it's all like 18yo yadda yadda
(4:38:00 PM) IlyaForPresident: so then i clicked on the "man seeking woman"
(4:38:06 PM) IlyaForPresident: first thing I clicked on
(4:38:13 PM) IlyaForPresident: pulled up a picture of some bodacious black woman
(4:38:17 PM) IlyaForPresident: ...sucking on a cock.
(4:38:21 PM) IlyaForPresident: yeah, I closed that window
(4:38:26 PM) IlyaForPresident: and decided not to go there again
(4:38:30 PM) IlyaForPresident: (at work)
(4:38:32 PM) IlyaForPresident: hehehehehe
(4:38:50 PM) Strell: haha
(4:38:51 PM) IlyaForPresident: talk about "uncomfortable", though
(4:39:05 PM) IlyaForPresident: "hmm, i need a boyfriend..."
(4:39:08 PM) IlyaForPresident: "oh i know!"
(4:39:18 PM) IlyaForPresident: "i'll post a picture of me sucking cock on Craig's List!"
(4:39:20 PM) IlyaForPresident: "genius!"
(4:39:52 PM) Strell: could be worse
(4:39:56 PM) Strell: she could have a picture of her taking a dump
(4:40:00 PM) Strell: if she were smart
(4:40:09 PM) Strell: she'd have a picture of her simultaneously doing the dishes and baking a pie
(4:40:25 PM) IlyaForPresident: hahahahahahahahaha