Imagination challenge: Clichés in gaming.

Osh Kosh B'iotch

Osh Kosh B'iotch

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A friend and I got talking about clichés in gaming. Seems like there's always some sort of slime creature in early RPGs, or giant plant battles in recent platformers, or double jumps in basically everything. So my challenge is this: How would you make a game that parodies clichés found in gaming today?

For example, a 2-D fighter in which the characters are so huge that they have to hunch over just to fit on the screen.

Just for fun, anyone got other ideas or want to expose other clichés you're tired of?

Let's see what type of imagination CAGs have...

Edit: Changed "cliches" to "clichés" for non-caffienated people. :)
 
Pistol, shotgun, machine gun, rocket launcher.

I'm all up for FPS but can't they get a little more creative with weapons?

Also, I've noticed since playing a bunch of recent third-person action games that most involve floaty orbs that appear after you kill an enemy and magically float toward you and get absorbed into you. Who decided that all of a sudden the gamer is too lazy to virtually run a couple of feet to grab a powerup?
 
Well i don't like coin collecting, but i guess id rather have them come to me instead :).

This was done in a magazine earlier,

Ill tell you a cliche that I miss personally, are the mini games like bustin the car in SF, Breaking the Items in Mortal Kombat, The mini games in Simpsons Arcade.
 
I miss Simpsons Arcade. There hasn't been a 4-player game I've enjoyed as much as that and TMNT.

I liked busting up the bricks in MK, but I totally sucked at it. Thats the only reason I continued playing that game after I got bored with the fighting aspect.
 
the storyline of the social misfit/outcast has to end up saving the people/world that rejected him/her and in the process...gets a new outlook on life.
 
How about the "implied" romance in all the RPG's (Most Final Fantasies come to mind) that never quite comes to anything?
 
Or better yet, the cliche that has become so normal that it can almost be discredited as a cliche because it is so expected that you just assume it is part of any game

--The "boss" that you destroy at the end of any game, only to discover *gasp* the REAL boss who has been behind the whole thing to begin with.
 
how about that those bosses you beat earlier in the game will all come back and you'll have to fight them again.

Oh and Jumping puzzles are the worst thing in gamming.
 
How about the evil corporation threatening to take over the world? You are the lone wolf who can save all humanity. Most games today are as cliche as DC comics, and Lord of the Rings.
 
Ah yes, crates and barrels. How could one forget about those, unless they were so overused and common place that you simply disregard them and assume their existence even before you have played the game.

There should be a game where nothing is hidden in any crate and barrell for the entirte game just to piss people off.
 
Yep, the RPGs are often some of the worst offenders. Here's some elements I'd like to never again see (My personal peeve list):

- any kind of stone, crystal, gem, or jewel that has been split into pieces, secreted away in volcanoes/mountains/underwater/etc, and that cause great and amazing things to happen when they're all brought together.

- parts of an ancient weapon that have to be reforged

- "Legend has it..."

- "Go kick their butt!..." (I never want to see the word butt ever again in any game, unless it is referring to a cigarette.)

- ninjas, swords in general

- shooting someone with a gun/slicing with a sword/exploding at close range, only to have them get up and offer a stirring expository sequence. A shotgun blast to the face should cause horrible, bloody death, not loquacity.

- corpses that DON'T STAY! ARRRGGH! I hate blinking/disappearing/dissipating corpses in battle. Let me see the smoking, charred ruins of my enemies (or my comrades).
 
Well, Ninjas were defintely getting played out betwen like 87-sometime in the 90's. I was wondering if it would make a comeback in coolness for oldschool factor. But with the exception of Ninja Gaiden, i still think its going to take awhile.
 
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